South Park: The Stick of Truth (PRE-RELEASE DISCUSSION)

[Rake]

DA2 looked worse. It was cartoon style without the parts tham make cartoons funny.

 

[groke]

Obsidian went for the slam dunk, but twisted it's ankle and spent the next 12 months sitting on the bench.

 

[Rake]

As long as they continued to get paid, good for them i quess.

 

[e-mailio estevez]

The farting business doesn't really do it for me. And I enjoy South Park, well, at least the earlier seasons.

Not going to write the game off or anything, but not a D1P now that I've got a taste of the humor.

 

[J_C]

Obsidian went for the slam dunk, but twisted it's ankle and spent the next 12 months sitting on the bench.

I don't think you know what slam dunk means. SP was never a slam dunk.

 

[catfood]

The only games that ever did farting well were Abe's Odyssey and Exodus. This is just retarded.

 

[undecaf]

This is just retarded.

And on purpose, no less.

 

[Gurkog]

I rarely find fart jokes entertaining, but this game is making me chuckle. Especially like flame spell Cartman used.

 

[Grimlorn]

It would be fine if it was just Cartman, because he's such a fatass, and it would just be one attack you could ignore or use rarely. But I don't want everyone to be farting all game and using it to destroy barriers and stuff. The creators of South Park can do better than that.

 

[imweasel]

Cartman's fart flame attack was awesome.

But I admit, the game has way to much farting. Fart on this shit on the wall, fart on the door to break it down, fart on this, fart on that.

 

[J_C]

Cartman's fart flame attack was awesome.

But I admit, the game has way to much farting. Fart on this shit on the wall, fart on the door to break it down, fart on this, fart on that.

At first I thought it is OK, but watching the video a second time, ther is really too much farting. And SP is not just about that.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

I've been watching random SP episodes while eating lately and I don't remember a single fart joke.

 

[dunno lah]

I think most, if not all of the fart jokes actually came from the Terrence and Phillip Show that the SP gang watches. Regardless, the farting feels forced as hell, some kinda misplaced notion that it's actually funny. They shouldn't play up the farting if they wanna make it work.

 

[kris]

Cartman's fart flame attack was awesome.

But I admit, the game has way to much farting. Fart on this shit on the wall, fart on the door to break it down, fart on this, fart on that.

At first I thought it is OK, but watching the video a second time, ther is really too much farting. And SP is not just about that.

The bad part of SP has always been about this. Toilet humour is what comes up mostly in the episodes of SP that I dont like or thr part of episodes I don't like. They are best when they make parodies of things, show the absurdity of everything.

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

Cartman's fart flame attack was awesome.

But I admit, the game has way to much farting. Fart on this shit on the wall, fart on the door to break it down, fart on this, fart on that.

At first I thought it is OK, but watching the video a second time, ther is really too much farting. And SP is not just about that.

The bad part of SP has always been about this. Toilet humour is what comes up mostly in the episodes of SP that I dont like or thr part of episodes I don't like. They are best when they make parodies of things, show the absurdity of everything.

Don't forget the survival horror genre games (like Amnesia), where a simple fart somewhere would be a good thing to make player shit himself.

 

[Grimlorn]

I think most, if not all of the fart jokes actually came from the Terrence and Phillip Show that the SP gang watches. Regardless, the farting feels forced as hell, some kinda misplaced notion that it's actually funny. They shouldn't play up the farting if they wanna make it work.

They created Terrance and Philip as a joke about how people criticized their show for being all toilet humor way back when they first started when it really wasn't. Now it has come full circle.

 

[Lyric Suite]

I think most, if not all of the fart jokes actually came from the Terrence and Phillip Show that the SP gang watches.

And Terrence and Philip is actually a sarcastic take on what South Park is said to be in the first place.

 

[Trash]

Both the jewtube video and the DM mirror are down

Goddamn Ubisoft.



Here's also Mega/Mediafire dl links: http://www.allgamesbeta.com/2013/08/south-park-stick-of-truth-first.html

Day one purchase. Stupid lighthearted fun.

 

[Turisas]

Release date is December 12th - Except for PC of course




Also, Special Edition details, thanks Infinitron

London, UK - 25 September 2013 - Today, Ubisoft®, South Park Digital Studios and Obsidian Entertainment announced South Park: The Stick of Truth, will be available in the UK on the 13th of December for the PlayStation®3 computer entertainment system, Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft. The Windows PC release date will be shared at a later time.

Fans can check out the latest action in South Park: The Stick of Truth by watching the new “Destiny” trailer, released today. In the trailer, the New Kid steps forth and fulfils his…destiny.

About South Park: The Stick of Truth
Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s saviour, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known as a loser.

In addition, the South Park: The Stick of Truth Grand Wizard Edition, a must-have for any self-respecting South Park fan, will also be available on the 13th of December and features a trove of mystical items from the deepest reaches of South Park to aid you in your quest to acquire the Stick of Truth and rid the realm of evil.

The Grand Wizard Edition will be available in the UK at www.amazon.co.uk and via the Uplay shop and includes:

· South Park: The Stick of Truth Game
The full game on Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3.

· Grand Wizard Kidrobot® Cartman Figure
Own the Grand Wizard Cartman and his stick of authority with this six-inch replica figure from Kidrobot®. The Grand Wizard Cartman figure is not available in stores and can only be found in the Grand Wizard Edition.

· Kingdom of South Park Map
The entire town of South Park has been mapped for the first time in South Park history.

· The Stick of Truth Ultimate Fellowship Pack
Unlock the ultimate fellowship with the one pack to rule them all! Choose your class and pick your perk with four exclusive Stick of Truth costumes that come equipped with special abilities. Suit up as the Necromancer Sorcerer to increase your fire damage, earn extra gold by equipping the Rogue Assassin outfit, deal extra weapon damage with the Ranger Elf costume, or raise your defence with the Holy Defender outfit. The choice is yours, New Kid.

The Windows PC release date will be shared at a later time.

PC release... later

 

[J_C]

Pc Release...later

 

[Infinitron]

Pc Release...later

In the UK. That's a UK press release.

 

[Turisas]

In the UK. That's a UK press release.

This is Ubisoft we're talking about. If it's delayed in the UK, you really think NA or rest of Europe are getting it any sooner?

 

[J_C]

Pc Release...later

In the UK. That's a UK press release.

I'm not getting my hopes up.

 

[Infinitron]

In the UK. That's a UK press release.

This is Ubisoft we're talking about. If it's delayed in the UK, you really think NA or rest of Europe are getting it any sooner?

Because the US press release doesn't mention anything about a delay? See my newspost.

 

[Turisas]

Like it'd be the first time the press release writers forgot the PC version even exists.