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He probably doesn't need to be on site to send a quick message to the programmers on Slack saying "make there be a time limit on the main quest please"
People here will laugh at this question (it's about the gameplay not the setting dude!!!1), but it shows you that not everybody sees these things the same way.
Years ago, in one of my early jobs, I had to review huge numbers of requests for case review (petitions). An issue du jour involved overturning a decision based on the ground that its premises had been eroded and the majority of the court didn't think it was rightly decided. Because there was a chance that the court might actually do this, and if they did, it would affect a huge number of prison sentences, everyone being sentenced would request review on this basis ("overrule such-and-such") so that if the court actually did so in one of the cases, all of them would get the benefit. The result was that we got hundreds of these petitions, and they were all very short (since the petitioners knew the court knew what they were talking about) and very easy to handle. Since I came into this process in media res, all I knew was that "overrule such-and-such" had a form response ("oft denied").he should build a world with some novelty
RPG Codex: Oh, the good old days, when to play the game you were required to chew through a 100 page manual. Ah, such joyful era. How I miss it.
Also RPG Codex: what the fuck, 2 sentences of race description? Are you nuts?
RPG Codex: Oh, the good old days, when to play the game you were required to chew through a 100 page manual. Ah, such joyful era. How I miss it.
Also RPG Codex: what the fuck, 2 sentences of race description? Are you nuts?
Play the game to discover that wizards fuck with trains; read the manual to learn exactly why.
Play the game to discover that wizards fuck with trains; read the manual to learn exactly why.
Why do wizards fuck with trains?
My problem is a little different. It's not two sentences of race description, it's the huge swaths of text throughout an entire game spent trying to confuse the fact that fa'lakthjjavu'k'q't'ians are actually dwarves, so that if you actual engage with the story sufficiently to care, you are left with dwarves whose name you can't pronounce, and if you don't put in the effort, you are left with a pointer you can't pronounce pointing to a value you can't detect.RPG Codex: Oh, the good old days, when to play the game you were required to chew through a 100 page manual. Ah, such joyful era. How I miss it.
Also RPG Codex: what the fuck, 2 sentences of race description? Are you nuts?
My problem is a little different. It's not two sentences of race description, it's the huge swaths of text throughout an entire game spent trying to confuse the fact that fa'lakthjjavu'k'q't'ians are actually dwarves, so that if you actual engage with the story sufficiently to care, you are left with dwarves whose name you can't pronounce, and if you don't put in the effort, you are left with a pointer you can't pronounce pointing to a value you can't detect.RPG Codex: Oh, the good old days, when to play the game you were required to chew through a 100 page manual. Ah, such joyful era. How I miss it.
Also RPG Codex: what the fuck, 2 sentences of race description? Are you nuts?
There's a further problem that most not-quite-Tolkien settings are like the manuscript in A Canticle for Liebowitz where the monks "embellish" mechanical diagrams to "make them more interesting," thus making them nonsensical. (Maybe I'm misremembering the book; it's been many years.) As I've written about in connection with FG, cultural symbols tend to fit together a certain way, and if you just want to do, "They're like dwarves only rather than having deep love of their ancestral homelands, from which they have been wrongfully evicted, they love to explore, and also they're Inuits," then while I admire the plagiarism of Tad Williams, whose Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn I too found inspirational, I think you've kind of screwed up Tolkien's gloss on Northern folklore. (Hint: the dwarven diaspora is not because diaspora peoples love exploration.)
I have no objection to the wacky Planescape factions and races, which are great, because first of all they are not ~dwarves, and second, the setting is deliberately a quilt, and third, even being a quilt, some real effort went into make it fit together with its own laws. Sufficient distance from Tolkien makes me intrigued.
Again, my objection is not that I don't want to read your complicated petition, it's that I don't want to read and puzzle over your petition only to discover it's an "overrule such-and-such" that has added nothing other than distractions and obfuscations.
That said, it's not fair for me to pick on POE, because I didn't get past the campfire scene at the start, as the setting's names, the starting scenario, and the boring to-do list expectations on me were so off-putting that I was unwilling to try to overcome my computer's poor performance. Everyone says it gets way better, so the flaw is with me, not the game.
many of these expressions became a bit of Deadfire memes.
many of these expressions became a bit of Deadfire memes.
I feel like they become memes because they're so ridiculous and out of place. It's a case of them laughing at the game not with it. Maybe that's just my take though... I have to admit I haven't dived too deeply into Deadfire-friendly waters like (presumably) the obsidian boards.
tldr: PoE is second-hand d&d and feels like it.
tldr: PoE is second-hand d&d and feels like it.
Honestly, PoE would be better if it were second-hand d&d (that’s pretty much Pathfinder and it’s great). PoE tries to improve on d&d—the thinking man’s Faerun—but ends up being too clever by half.
They did this because they didn't want people trying to apply traditional vampire solutions which in this setting wouldn't necessarily work, eg eating garlic before combat or using sunlight themed spells. Besides, fampyrs aren't exactly vampires. Pillars also has dragons, trolls, dwarves and elves all present and correct and pretty much as anyone familiar with fantasy would expect them. People always pick on the fampyr thing because that's one of the few notable examples of them doing thatAdmittedly there are things in Pillars that were simply, plainly stupid. Fampyr instead of vampire? Just don't.