Improving Skyrim / Recommended Mods thread (Mostly about Requiem)

[Andyman Messiah]

I should just PENIS the entire thread.

Asswiping cumretards.

 

[deuxhero]

Is there a mod to change the system messages back to third person ("You are overencumbered" instead of "It's too heavy for me")? Being addressed in the first person is very weird in English (which is weird, because the game was MADE in English...).

 

[DraQ]

Glue.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Andy has finally cracked.

 

[Jaesun]

SOS - Schlongs of Skyrim

Spoiler

I make no apologies if DraQ or some other asshole already posted it. Stuff like THIS is what I have to go through EVERY TIME I feel like shit for not going further in Skyrim than the first main quest dungeon. "Oh Andyman" they say, "you need to go to Nexus and pick up some mods."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK YOOOOOOOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I ALMOST have a reason to play Skyrim!

 

[racofer]

SOS - Schlongs of Skyrim

Spoiler

I make no apologies if DraQ or some other asshole already posted it. Stuff like THIS is what I have to go through EVERY TIME I feel like shit for not going further in Skyrim than the first main quest dungeon. "Oh Andyman" they say, "you need to go to Nexus and pick up some mods."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK YOOOOOOOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I ALMOST have a reason to play Skyrim!

No more excuses, Jaesunkun. If this doesn't get you interested, step aside.

Spoiler

 

[Jaesun]

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Why must the sex always happen in the middle of the street? Is it so fucking hard to enter a house before taking screenshots?

I make no apologies if DraQ or some other asshole already posted it. Stuff like THIS is what I have to go through EVERY TIME I feel like shit for not going further in Skyrim than the first main quest dungeon. "Oh Andyman" they say, "you need to go to Nexus and pick up some mods."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK YOOOOOOOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha you actually go to the nexus frontpage

 

[Delterius]

Finally this thread was , moving it to CRPG discussion Jaesun? Also,

Is it so fucking hard to enter a house before taking screenshots?

I have the maturity of a 10 year old.

 

[Turjan]

I should just PENIS the entire thread.

Asswiping cumretards.

All this hubbub because there weren't any horse dicks included? You should petition the mod maker, maybe he will help .

 

[Zewp]

Skyrim has some remarkably ugly schlongs.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Further investigating tells me that "Schlongs of Skyrim" was voted the second best "mod of the month" in June 2013. The winner? "Enhanced AI", a shit mod that I can promise does not live up to fucking anything.

I should just PENIS the entire thread.

Asswiping cumretards.

All this hubbub because there weren't any horse dicks included? You should petition the mod maker, maybe he will help .

The HORSE PENIS mod is probably a separate mod, right next to the HORSE ANUS mod and the HORSE POOP mod.

hurr durr i be so lonely baby you go to the nexus frontpage

No, I get tubgirled to these mods. I get drunk a lot in front of my computer so I lower my guard and let them fuck me in the ass with their www-links. There's no fucking way for me to know if the link is actually sending me to "IMPROVE SKYRIM'S SHITTY COMBAT BY 2%" or if it's sending me to "ANOTHER LIFE: GIANT SQUID RAPIST" with 20 hours of inky blackness and moaning. Actually going to the frontpage would be smarter because then I can browse through ALL THE THREE HUNDRED MILLION PIECE OF SHIT RETARD MODS until I find THREE GOOD ONES. Did I say smarter? I meant 0,2% less annoying.

Anyway, here's another fine mod I was lured to. Fuck spoiler tags. Throw warnings at me and see if I give a shit. Suicide Furry-Girl and Emperor Crisperton Carmichael the Chaste of Bavaria can fix it in post if they so fucking desires.

FEMALE WEREWOLF

comes with small, medium, large, larger and huge breast sizes.

If you have eyes you can probably see that she's wearing panties.

No idea if you can fuck her. Sorry, Infinitron.

 

[DraQ]

Is there a mod to change the system messages back to third person ("You are overencumbered" instead of "It's too heavy for me")? Being addressed in the first person is very weird in English (which is weird, because the game was MADE in English...).

See if there is an optional .esp for that, pester the author if there is not.

 

[Grunker]

Played this when it came out since a couple of my friends hailed it king and I had to play it to argue. What a bunch of crap. Easily one of the worst experiences I've had with any game ever (though not as bad as Oblivion). Dropped it quickly.

Recently felipepepe gave me a hand helping my nephew install some mods for Skyrim and get rid of compatibility issues, and since he used a couple of cool mods that fixed problems I'd had with the game back then, I thought "what the hell?", installed 129 mods and tried again.

Holy shit, what a colossal difference. Everything that wasn't there before is there now - challenging systems, a sense of progression, a reactive world. I'm having a genuinely good time with a hiking simulator for proably the first time in my RPG career (which means I owe DraQ a beer I guess?).

Some of the key mods that improve the experience are: Motherfucking Skyrim Redone (what this does to the perks and the weapons is fucking amazing... incredible that a single modder is able to balance and diversify systems to a degree that makes Bethesda's original perk system look like a laughable hackjob (if it didn't already)), Character Creation Overhaul (hell yeah, choices during chargen), Climates of Tamriel (darker dungeons its most worthwhile feature), Frostfall, Realistic Needs And Diseases, Even Better Quest Objectives (and then I disable the quest compas - haven't used that or fast travel yet, and not going to) and Immersive Settlements (why is every mod that adds something worthwhile to Skyrim called "immersive" something? I feel like I get cancer whenever I install something named "immersive"). Obviously I have tons of other shit.

Still by no means what I'd call a great RPG, but so far it's a solid and very atmospheric experience.

 

[escom]

Touring Carriages

http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/38529//?

This is the re-creation of Scenic Carriages and Real Carriages, with elements of both. However, because it is designed to be removed at any time, it should be safe to use in an on-going game.

Installs at any time:
- Without hiding in safe cells or running scripts.
- Can be installed from a save standing and staring at a vanilla carriage.

Removes cleanly:
- Without hiding in safe cells or running scripts.
- Restores to vanilla state immediately after arrival at the home city.
- Restores to vanilla state after the carriage is out of sight.

Travel to 9 holds:
- Whiterun to \"all the hold capitals.\"
- Other carriages are (deliberately) more limited to their regions.
- Carriages meet at the major holds, allowing easy transfer.
- Each carriage has its own quest/script and runs independently.
- Lore friendly.

Stops in 10 villages along the way (just ask the driver).
- Learn of villages and inns from the travelogue as you pass them.
- Visit them on a later trip.

http://forums.nexusmods.com/index.php?/topic/1040189-touring-carriages/page-2

posts #15,#16,#17

Somebody else reported elsewhere that there's a conflict with VectorPlexus Regular Addon from Schlongs of Skyrim. Apparently, the schlong hits the ground. What mods are you using? Anything that sticks outside the carriage?

I do have SOS Installed but I'm playing a Female character. Is it the Driver's schlong hitting the ground?

 

[escom]

Touring Carriages screenshots. It doesn't screw up your save files so it's the best carriages mod so far.

 

[Grunker]

Apparantly I spoke too soon. My career so far ended with this: http://forums.nexusmods.com/index.p...nted-magic-effects-from-the-player/?p=8493623

I almost can't see anything in 1st person when I move. I need the spell ID to fix it.

DraQ, you know this problem?

 

[escom]

It looks like the Ash Guardian Effect

DLC2AbAshGuardian: xx027BFB (where xx = Dragonborn load order, usually 04)

 

[Grunker]

It looks like the Ash Guardian Effect

DLC2AbAshGuardian: xx027BFB (where xx = Dragonborn load order, usually 04)

I've tried the fixes from here, but none of the spells seems to be the one plaguing me:

:/

It happened around the lunar bandit camp some time after killing what looked like an Ash Guardian though. I mined a Silver Ore and was attack by a "Silver Guardian" (same model af Ash Guardian almost).

 

[Grunker]

I think I've found the sinner: http://forums.nexusmods.com/index.php?/topic/796633-skyrim-immersive-creatures/page-202#entry8282039

But that spell doesn't exist according to the console... so I know the spell, I just need the ID.

 

[DraQ]

Ash guardian is form DB, but silver guardian doesn't seem to be.
One more reason to only install the mods you actually need. Even without actual conflicts Skyrim's scripting system is notoriously unreliable.

Don't you have earlier save to fall back to?

 

[DraQ]

I think I've found the sinner: http://forums.nexusmods.com/index.php?/topic/796633-skyrim-immersive-creatures/page-202#entry8282039

But that spell doesn't exist according to the console... so I know the spell, I just need the ID.

xx03D527

xx is mod id which depends on your load order. If you know the displayed name of it you can try asking the console for the id using

help <keyword>

command.

 

[Grunker]

Ah, I thought I needed to input '04' for Dragonborn for all instances. BRB, testing if it works with mod ID instead.

EDIT: Well... yes and no. I found the spell, 'Ore Guardian Abilities', and I added/removed it. The effect stayed.

EDIT2: Is there no way to display "hidden" spells on the player? Via TES5EDIT for instance?

 

[Grunker]

Is there a way to remove 'Magic Effect' instead of 'Spell'? I think I may have found the ID but it's a magic effect.

 

[DraQ]

Is there a way to remove 'Magic Effect' instead of 'Spell'? I think I may have found the ID but it's a magic effect.

Try using removespell.

You may also try dispelallspells to remove all non-permanent effects.