Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)

[Serious_Business]

just like Christianity.

Clever shit man making fun of Christianity since the 18th century never saw that one coming

 

[laclongquan]

We Buddists make fun of Christianity from 6th century before Christ.

Um.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

We Buddists make fun of Christianity from 6th century before Christ.

Um.

I'm assuming this is a clever way to tell me that it's time for another update.


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*Between the turn*

A truly lovely event has graced us.

Ha! Where is your god now?!

Looks like we have a visit.

At least the guy is straight to the point, I like that.

We have two options, either [kill him] or [take the deal].

If we take it Uesugi faction becomes our vassal and we get to bang Kenshi. The drawbacks: we aren’t able to recruit her or Ai after this. Which pretty much sucks donkey-balls.

So the answer is: “NO”. Sorry people, no “proud woman rape” today.

For all you wondering a “bebetar” is one of the monsters in this game.

Starting now we have 5 turns to save Kenshi and her Commanders. If we fail there will be bondage rape with strap-ons… *FAP*


*Between the turn*
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Turn #34

Appetite problems, move along.

To the rescue!

What the fuck? What do you want to do with those numbers.

Out of my fucking way! Now that Kenshi, Ai, Torako and Katsuko are held captive in the castle our great army can advance without any problems.

One more time.

One more to go.

We will save the damsels-in-distress in the next turn. Right now we got some unfinished business to attend to.

Of course he asks us for a wife.

We on the other hand tell his to go fuck himself.

Got some junk that I will probably need later.

End of Turn #34
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[Brother None]

Thanks for killing him, I'll sleep easier tonight

 

[praetor]

Sorry people, no “proud woman rape” today.

 

[RandomLurker]

Let me just delurk to congratulate you on the excellent work you're doing with this here LP Whiskey Wolf - you definitely ain't no pussy for taking this game on like this :D. As we say in our native tongue, cakłiem szceże pane, zaiebista robota, i nei warz sie powzolić nikomu poweizdieć ci inaczej! (zniki ozcywieście doprasowane dra zmulenia kodeksowych brabażyńców - pah, nie da nih w kóńću ta mrówię! ).

But anyway, is there an actual reason why you've used an action fan on killing that guy? What does that mask do? If it's something you intend to show later on, feel free to ignore this question.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Let me just delurk to congratulate you on the excellent work you're doing with this here LP Whiskey Wolf - you definitely ain't no pussy for taking this game on like this :D. As we say in our native tongue, cakłiem szceże pane, zaiebista robota, i nei warz sie powzolić nikomu poweizdieć ci inaczej! (zniki ozcywieście doprasowane dra zmulenia kodeksowych brabażyńców - pah, nie da nih w kóńću ta mrówię! ).

I see my bad luck just caught up with me. Weren't you supposed to continuing an LP, that is if remember correctly?

But anyway, is there an actual reason why you've used an action fan on killing that guy? What does that mask do? If it's something you intend to show later on, feel free to ignore this question.

Reason:
1. I didn't like the guy.
2. Crowd always screams for more blood.
3. I thought I would get a useful item.

I really don't have a bloody idea what to do with it... well, one thing I'm sure about is that it's used for something ero.

 

[RandomLurker]

I see my bad luck just caught up with me. Weren't you supposed to continuing an LP, that is if remember correctly?

I'm waiting for the page to turn over in that thread. Well, that or an infusion of extreme amounts of free time, like the summer for instance. I do believe I warned everybody about my eventual updates being extremely sporadic .

 

[Haba]

Hakkin Dasan is actually p. cool guy. And I think you get the tengu mask even if you recruit him.

If I remember right, finding the wife for him was mildly amusing too.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Sorry people, no “proud woman rape” today.

:D

Save Kenshin-chan from the vile clutches of Lyric Suite!

 

[GarfunkeL]

GO RANCE GO!

 

[Mrowak]

Thank you Codex for making me delurk myself, and above all for making me try out another weeaboo shit game that I got hopelessly addicted to After that Princess Maker II heresy I thought that impossible. I hate you all.

Jokes aside the game is so good it's almost criminal. To think Japs still produce Final Fantasies in tons instead of more of this stuff defies reason. Even the stupid ero scenes that initailly put me off no longer annoy me. I'm beginning to... appreciate them

Spoiler

(Though the scene with Kou getting raped was atrocious - I thought I'd vomit Fucking pedophiles :evil: ).

Damn, to get hooked on an h-game, I feel ashamed of myself and of you Codex.

A question for more experienced brothers (sisters?). How quick does the Nobunaga fellow gather the demon gourds? In my game it just seems too fast. I'm in turn 41 and the fellow collected 5 out of 8 initiating the temple event, blocking all wars. The thing is, as I'm now I do not stand a chance against him. I'm nowhere near as good at raping my neigbours in the ass as Whiskey (my first playthrough) but I managed to conquer Tenshi, Ashikaga, Asai-Asakura, Hara, Iga and Uesugi.

With the situation as hopeless as it is now I'm considering starting a new game. Got any advice?

In the end, many thanks to Hümmelgümpf and Whiskey Wolf for bringing this little pearl to our attention. Awesome let's play Will follow it with great expectations. :twisted:

EDITED: To make it little less spoilery.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Basically the demon awakes because of your actions. The houses you conquered had the gourds. After gathering 5 of them shit comes in flying your way.

In the screen I basically managed to manoeuvre between houses that have the gourds. After capturing the last Uesugi territory the demon will get the 3rd gourd. Of course if you fuck around the monkey will steal the gourds from other houses, but getting 5 of them will take her till turn 90.

 

[Mrowak]

Shit, you're right. The thing I completely overlooked is that in my game Takeda conquered Houjou, which I didn't think would lead to any repercussions. It looks like Ctrl key is a double edged sword, huh? BTW good example of C&C out there. And they keep telling me turn based is a big no no these days.

Thanks for response, Whiskey. I think I will start a new game.

 

[Erebus]

Spoiler

the scene with Kou getting raped was atrocious

Dammit ! And here I thought the game had enough standards not to have such a scene/

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Spoiler

the scene with Kou getting raped was atrocious

Dammit ! And here I thought the game had enough standards not to have such a scene/

Believe me, it's far worse then it sounds.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

the scene with Kou getting raped was atrocious

Dammit ! And here I thought the game had enough standards not to have such a scene/

Believe me, it's far worse then it sounds.

Yea, can confirm. Same with the cruelty that might be inflicted on Kenshin-chan.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Believe me, it's far worse then it sounds.

Yea, can confirm. Same with the cruelty that might be inflicted on Kenshin-chan.

Fuck you, she's an adult and can take some bondage-rape while being drugged.

 

[Mrowak]

Spoiler

the scene with Kou getting raped was atrocious

Dammit ! And here I thought the game had enough standards not to have such a scene/

Believe me, it's far worse then it sounds.

Yea, can confirm. Same with the cruelty that might be inflicted on Kenshin-chan.

Yes, the whole scene was dreadful.

Spoiler

At least you weren't the one who did that. Still, it was some nauseating stuff out there.

Also, for the future record I will try to remember to use the spoiler tag (In fact, I'm gonna edit my earlier post in a moment).

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Too fucking late bro.

 

[Erebus]

Don't tell me, let me guess :

Spoiler

she gets raped by her possessed brother, doesn't she ?

 

[Mrowak]

Too fucking late bro.

Unfortunately... Unless you and the other bros edit your posts.

Also, hope you're not going to include that CG crap in this LP?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Spoiler

Don't tell me, let me guess : she gets raped by her possessed brother, doesn't she ?

Spoiler

No, it actually quite well thought out. That's why it's so fucking disturbing. Believe me, Bioware wouldn't come up with this shit even in a million year.

Spoiler

Also, hope you're not going to include that CG crap in this LP?

Spoiler

No, I don't want the party-van invading my blog. I will write it down.

Ah fuck it, I will put the spoiler tag in.

 

[Haba]

Alternatively you could censor the CG, there isn't that much van-able in it.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Wonder what the feds would be so interested about in lolicon rape... Or are the Pollacks a lot more sensitive about this stuff?