Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)

[sportforredneck]

You can do what English translation websites try to do and be like "ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18 WE SWEAR NO MATTER IF THEY JUST CAME OUT OF A VAGINA AND ARE GETTING SEXED THEY'VE BEEN IN THAT VAGINA FOR 18 YEARS"

 

[Luzur]

strange, in GD you guyse can stare at goatse pics and whatnot, but cant stand cartoon rape in a hentai game?

have i logged on bizarro Codex again?

 

[ghostdog]

You never left Bizarro Codex, Luzur. You were always here... with us...

 

[Haba]

strange, in GD you guyse can stare at goatse pics and whatnot, but cant stand cartoon rape in a hentai game?

We don't care about no stinking 3D girls, 2D is the best!

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

strange, in GD you guyse can stare at goatse pics and whatnot, but cant stand cartoon rape in a hentai game?

have i logged on bizarro Codex again?

It's a totally different thing!

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Anyway, let’s continue the tale about our great hero Rance.

I just noticed it’s summer.

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*Between the turn*

The AI isn’t too bright… or rather it’s desperate.

You were supposed to capture them, not fucking kill them… oh well.

Rebellion, serious business.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #34

As we start Ranmaru event pop-up.

Standard stuff.

So let’s get to the meat of the story

But before that I decided (finally) to give that cursed bee to Yamamoto, thanks to it she now can fire her Commander-Killer-Arrow three times instead of two… the thing I had to trade for it was the death of half of her unit.

Just to be on the safe side I bring her unit up to 400, now she won’t get insta-killed by a large unit of archers or other range enemy

This is why we are going to war.

As expected.

Rance time.

Oh yeah, there were two dudes who died from one *slash*.

“Ally of cute girls…” that’s about right.

Mine, all fucking mine.

Eight?

Lol and behold, Rance prefers to have consensual sex.

Delicate he is not.

Seriously, who is writing this shit, the man is a genius.

Pregnant, in my Rance game? Well I never.

Let’s recruit Kenshi and Ai right away.

HOLY SHIT!

Looks like Suzume hit the nail on the head.

Now Ai’s turn.

Now we are talking.

Next stop… you will find out in the next update.

End of Turn #34
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[GarfunkeL]

Woot woot! Both are really great commanders and Kenshin especially is source of many lulz! GO RANCE GO!

 

[lightbane]

Rance's reaction to love is amusing, it looks like he did not have a good childhood (or maybe he had).

 

[Luzur]

prob full of rape and no love.

 

[RandomLurker]

I think the weakness and the general dumbass composition of the defending forces here is caused by the game trying to model the effects of many of the officers being currently locked up and the general military chaos that has caused. The game seems to pay attention to detail like that. You could try looking at the numbers of troops and commanders provided between turns before and after that happened if you'd like to try to confirm this possibility.

Anyway, I completely approve of this turn of events. Kenshin's a pretty good character and a great commander, and she could prove very useful if you were planning to, say, start a war next turn with a certain cavalry using house in order to prevent it from absorbing a neighbour and fucking with the gourd count

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

I'd say more than just Rance's childhood was full of rape and no love. Though he is the ally of justice and cute girls.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

how can you resist this? she looks like soifon, she's so beautiful

Ok, you got me here. She does kind of a look like her.

But then again I hate "Bleach".

I think the weakness and the general dumbass composition of the defending forces here is caused by the game trying to model the effects of many of the officers being currently locked up and the general military chaos that has caused. The game seems to pay attention to detail like that.

I agree.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

What's the next thing Rance learns about life in his epic journey btw? I mean, he's already discovered the opposite of rape and love.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Oh, there are still things he will learn, trust me.

 

[ghostdog]

Rance doesn't learn. It's the world that learns from him.

 

[GarfunkeL]

So true. So beautiful. :sniffle sniffle:

 

[Brother None]

It's true. Before Rance, we had no idea of a concept like "forced consensual sex".

Gahahaha!

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

I like it how he laughs his signature laugh after telling Kenshin and Naoe he's come to save them and is an ally of justice.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Strategy and Fan-service*

Now that we have conquered Uesugi it's time to take up a new direction. I studied the flow of the game in the next few turns and based on that devised a strategy for us.

Mainly, we will attack Houjo next (yes, our earlier plans to let Takeda get Houjo has changed). But that is not all, look...

After Houjo it will be the country in the far east, in the next update you will find more info about it.



Now its time for the Fan-service. I know some of you are still holding their dicks thinking about Kenshi. I will show you how it would ended if I didn't save her in time...

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I'm putting them into links so that some of you won't think that this actually happen in our timeline.

*Strategy and Fan-service*
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[Erebus]

Well, I'm glad it didn't happen. Especially the last pic.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Lyric Suite is a very bad man.

 

[RandomLurker]

There's still a third way this whole thing could have ended - you could have said yes to that peace offer, so for completeness' sake you could also post what happens then. It even enables a later event with Ai which has the somewhat obvious conclusion, but also features (SPOILARZ) Rance being roundhouse kicked in the dick . Still, it's also definitely not how the situation "should" be handled, but having actual choices and consequences is nice.

As for the strategery, it seems like a solid plan, but not without a drawback. Namely, it'll leave Takeda standing, and we all know how annoying they can be (I have no idea if they'll declare a war on you after you conquer Houjou - they may have a delayed event where they'll do that, and thus mess with your war plans), and it'll also leave you without a gourd to spend on conquering them. Given that Takeda has an event for instant defeat (granted, not that easy to trigger), why not conquer them as phase 1? You should still be able to implement phases 2 and 4 (SPOILARZ: especially given that Houjou will declare a war on you for conquering Takeda for some reason), you'd just have to skip phase 3 and live with a pefrectly survivable Houjou attack every turn or two (especially if you've got operational permits, though I completely forgot when you're supposed to get them).

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Namely, it'll leave Takeda standing, and we all know how annoying they can be (I have no idea if they'll declare a war on you after you conquer Houjou - they may have a delayed event where they'll do that, and thus mess with your war plans...

Actually, by attacking Houjou I'm already dodging one of those events from a different side then Takeda.

Besides, nothing ever goes as planed... that's why plans always can be changed. Although I would prefer to stay by this one.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Are there any other Codexers hiding in this game like Lyric Suite, and will you kill them too?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Well, there is at least one I can think of right now.