Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)

[laclongquan]

Um, to clear Ranmaru require none. You advance until you saw that picture, then send her and Shibata together with Rance in some battles and there you go!

She's pretty easy, esp compared to Shibata.

 

[Overweight Manatee]

Shibata's not hard to clear, you just raise his affection and go into certain routes.

 

[laclongquan]

Shibata is funny. His pedo bear routine is funny and his easy-to-get-game-over path is also funny.

 

[Cenobyte]

Rape Leila? She rape you first.

Yeah, Leila is perhaps the only female in the whole game that resists your advances, even completely drunk

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Time for the hives favorite h-game.

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*Between the turn*

As you may have noticed our female-only army is running out of troops.

+1 prisoner count.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #31

We get a bonus for gathering all three Leazas Commanders.

It’s nothing big but hey… always something, right?.

While we are in the Troops menu let’s look up Leila a bit more. She has got quite a interesting skill there.

I also feel that it’s time to make place for new Commanders that will soon come.

Time to eat.

*Really sad music playing*

Meganekko – a girl with glasses.

She wanted to go back to the Hannies but Rance said “No” and instead orderd to send an unit to get rid of the scum in Kyo. All’s well what ends well…

Rape, rape, rape…

Maybe we should try to take the last strong point?

Not! Reconnaissance shows we are pretty much fucked if we try. So I will leave it to Rance in the next turn. He will make Kenshi run without a fight, Gahahahaha!

Time for an event with a character.

By three “countries” he means faction. Mind you it’s a bet that starts from the beginning of the game. Meaning that I already fulfilled the requirements. Har, har , har.

End of Turn #31
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[GarfunkeL]

Ah, sweet Fuuka. Too bad she gets ditched to the side so early in the game.

Also, this game is sweet balsam for my soul after the torture Black Cat forces upon us.

 

[lightbane]

Ah, sweet Fuuka. Too bad she gets ditched to the side so early in the game.

Also, this game is sweet balsam for my soul after the torture Black Cat forces upon us.

That's because you're stupid/you lack imagination, just read the wiki's entry of Enzai and call it a day, you'll learn more than you need (and want) without the need of suffering through horrible homogay pedo pictures.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

So we get attacked, again.

Even now we can make some minor adjustments. Like giving Leila additional 200 soldiers. She will need it. Because…

The Uesugi faction may be running out of Commanders but sometimes this is a bad thing, like now.

We had more units but still struggled not to lose.
(My earlier try turned into a disaster).

Oh-ho, the scum and the 20 year-old loli meet. Now this should be interesting.

The last line is a thought.

My, my what language… (updated my Insults.txt)

Don’t worry, they aren’t hanging her by the neck. She will live.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #32

So Okita joins our army.

Our target for today is Uesugi's last strong-point in this territory. But before that let’s check up our troops.

As you can see Okita’s stats are quite poor. This may be true but look at her level… fucking fifty. Weak in the filed but good in solo dungeon-battles.

Oh geez, look at that, four grand. Fuck that, I’m not paying that… for now.

Instead we send Rance to get some ass.

Obvious reaction is obvious.

Fuck-time.

Wow, Rance stopped in the middle of his favorite activity. Impossible!

We still get what we want.

More satisfaction people.

This will prove useful in the long run…

…starting right now. Yeah, we managed to cut the costs of replenishing our troops by ¼.

To get the cash back we do the usual. Gahahahaha.

We get a Atk manual, how nice. Kanami gets it.

End of Turn #32
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[Erebus]

Don’t worry, they aren’t hanging her by the neck. She will live.

That's what worries me.

Well, at least we didn't have to see her get stuffed. That's something.

 

[lightbane]

Fucking hannies, I really find them annoying and evil, go and kill all of them for the emprah's sake! (and the loli was really retarded to believe these xenos).

 

[laclongquan]

The loli got the coolest tittle of events "In the face of extreme adversity".

 

[Luzur]

wait, what? who is Iwasihime? i thought Rance was about to bonk Uesugi after the encampment pic but then some other girl is featured naked?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Just so you know, Uesugi still has one more territory. So try to hold off your dick for the moment.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Just so you know, Uesugi still has one more territory. So try to hold off your dick for the moment.

 

[Luzur]

i need to see that strong independent woman beaten and with a dick in her face.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

That is for me to decide.

 

[Luzur]

then choose her destiny.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

It doesn’t work that way my Dear Kenshi.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #33

So we start our turn be attacking the Uesugi faction.

Recon shows that the enemy force is pathetic, good for us.

The only thing we should watch out for is Toroko’s unit. If she gets a chance to attack we may lose a quite a number of soldiers… expensive soldiers.

Victory.



But unfortunately…

Now that was just low, we have to refrain from attacking them for now.

But anyway, let’s look up some other important stuff – 150 women fucked – it’s the half-mark people.

Fucking time with Fuuka.

Scenery changes to Rance’s love-nest.

Sig material right here.

Deep.

So more cash for ourselves…

…and one Def manual Dou-san.

End of Turn #33
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[Luzur]

why we worship Jesus and not this guy is beyond me.

 

[Overweight Manatee]

Rance is a noble man. He sacrifices himself to save other men from falling to the preys of hot girls, so that they may lead healthy virtuous lives.

 

[Luzur]

just like jesus sacrificed himself for humanity.

 

[desocupado]

why we worship Jesus and not this guy is beyond me.

Speak by yourself.

Goes to worship Rance.

 

[Overweight Manatee]

Speak by yourself.

Goes to worship Rance.

Remember, no teeth. Cup the balls. Don't be afraid to go all the way down. Make sure to swallow. Smile.

 

[Luzur]

just like Christianity.

 

[Overweight Manatee]

just like Christianity.