Dragon's Dogma II - "They’re masterworks, all – you can’t go wrong"

[Drakortha]

Bland tasteless generic open world that you wander around killing trash mobs aimlessly.

How are griffins, basilisks, manticores trash mobs to you?

Do you even know what the term Trash mob means?

Do you?

It's a mob that sits somewhere in the game world between you and where you are going. It doesn't have a backstory behind it. It's just there for you to run into it and fight it. Yeah, a Griffon has a lot of health and some abilities, and you can climb it. Doesn't make it not a Trash fight. It's just more involved to take it down due to the DD combat system.

I don't care if you can climb a griffin. I'm not that easily impressed. You could climb shit in Shadow of Colossus. A 2005 game on PS2.

Why are you so impressed by that in 2023? Is that all it takes, Really? It's still a bland and boring open world. And DD2 looks exactly the same except it will be 4 times bigger. Oh lord.. make these bland and empty open worlds fucking end..

 

[Reinhardt]

so you are just trash mob between us and next trailer. and next trailer is just trash mob between us and release.

 

[d1r]

so you are just trash mob between us and next trailer. and next trailer is just trash mob between us and release.

Only that a griphon is more than a trash mob, and this guy is just some drunk low lvl goblin from Australia.

 

[Drakortha]

so you are just trash mob between us and next trailer. and next trailer is just trash mob between us and release.

Only that a griphon is more than a trash mob, and this guy is just some drunk low lvl goblin from Australia.

You losers can't handle me calling DD's open world and rpg elements trash so you have to resort to semantics about what is and isn't a trash mob in this stupid game. And you're still losing, as well. Pathetic.

 

[Drakortha]

See that mountain? you can climb it! ~ Todd Howard

See that Griffin? you can climb it! ~ Crapcom

Do you see now how easily impressed you are by shit you could already do in games almost 20 fucking years ago? (Oblivion / Shadow of Colossus)

This is why video games won't innovate anymore. Because dumbfucks like you are an easy sell. These developers just market the same gimmick to you over and over and over again.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

See that mountain? you can climb it! ~ Todd Howard

See that Griffin? you can climb it! ~ Crapcom

Do you see now how easily impressed you are by shit you could already do in games almost 20 fucking years ago? (Oblivion / Shadow of Colossus)

This is why video games won't innovate anymore. Because dumbfucks like you are an easy sell. These developers just market the same gimmick to you over and over and over again.

After all, a griffin is the same as a mountain.

 

[The_Mask]

I'm not even sure why we're zeroing in on griffins, but just to reinforce my point from earlier that you've never played the game:

1. griffins are one of the few creatures that are not actively aggressive towards the player...
2. in fact, they are intimidated by large parties, and so it is ideal to be just yourself and your pawn... and even then...
3. you have to lure it by killing all the oxen on the field, and leaving 1 alive, the one next to yourself...
4. and even then, they might not land.
5. And if they DO land, you have to burn its wings before it decides to "NOPE!" out.

In fact, I think on my playthrough, I had 2 or 3 griffins killed the whole playthrough. Which is the opposite of a trash mob.



Such a low quality troll... ugh...

 

[Drakortha]

I'm not even sure why we're zeroing in on griffins, but just to reinforce my point from earlier that you've never played the game:

1. griffins are one of the few creatures that are not actively aggressive towards the player...
2. in fact, they are intimidated by large parties, and so it is ideal to be just yourself and your pawn... and even then...
3. you have to lure it by killing all the oxen on the field, and leaving 1 alive, the one next to yourself...
4. and even then, they might not land.
5. And if they DO land, you have to burn its wings before it decides to "NOPE!" out.

In fact, I think on my playthrough, I had 2 or 3 griffins killed the whole playthrough. Which is the opposite of a trash mob.



Such a low quality troll... ugh...

I'm not the one who brought up Griffins. I simply stated that the open world was bland and tasteless and filled with trash mobs. Then the fanboys started talking about Griffins, like somehow they are proof that the open world is not bland and tasteless and filled with trash mobs. Fanboys are fucking stupid once again, surprise surprise.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Such a low quality troll... ugh...

Be nice. Failed abortions only have so much brain power and he's trying really hard. What he lacks in wit and insight is more than made up for by sheer determination.

Just pat him on the head until he wears himself out. It's not like he'll get more interesting before that happens.

 

[Drakortha]

Such a low quality troll... ugh...

Be nice. Failed abortions only have so much brain power and he's trying really hard. What he lacks in wit and insight is more than made up for by sheer determination.

Just pat him on the head until he wears himself out. It's not like he'll get more interesting before that happens.

I shared my opinion on this game after playing it and on the developers behind it, whose games I have 2 decades worth of experience with. I've explained in detail what made me come to my conclusions. Yet you have nothing except reddit-tier insults that are one-size fits all. Try to come up with something original next time.

 

[d1r]

Watch out everyone, we've got a CAPCOM grandmaster (2 decades of experience!) here!

 

[Drakortha]

Watch out everyone, we've got a CAPCOM grandmaster (2 decades of experience!) here!

You're a stupid idiot, aren't you?

There's Crapcom fanboys in here claiming I've never played Crapcom games. Meanwhile I've probably played more of those games than they have.

Doesn't make me a "grandmaster", it just means I have a right to my opinion.

But they keep crying because they don't like what I have to say.

 

[d1r]

Watch out everyone, we've got a CAPCOM grandmaster (2 decades of experience!) here!

You're a stupid idiot, aren't you?

There's Crapcom fanboys in here claiming I never played Crapcom games. Meanwhile I've probably played more of those games than they have.

You've got no right to talk to me, you pleb.
Since I am the World Champion (3 decades of experience) in being a CAPCOM connoisseur.

 

[Drakortha]

Watch out everyone, we've got a CAPCOM grandmaster (2 decades of experience!) here!

You're a stupid idiot, aren't you?

There's Crapcom fanboys in here claiming I never played Crapcom games. Meanwhile I've probably played more of those games than they have.

You've got no right to talk to me, you pleb.
Since I am the World Champion (3 decades of experience) in being a CAPCOM connoisseur.

Eat shit.

 

[Tyrr]

I would guess most people here are Dragon's Dogma (and not Capcom) fanboys, like me.

 

[Drakortha]

I would guess most people here are Dragon's Dogma (and not Capcom) fanboys, like me.

They are Crapcom fanboys. I've had dealings with these same losers in the RE4 thread.

They bitch about my opinions and want me banned as they wish this forum was like reddit. But they bring all of this upon themselves because they can't accept that someone doesn't like what they like. I am a blasphemer to them.

 

[Suicidal]

Drakortha

What kind of mental illness must one have to make dozens of posts per day in a thread about a game they don't care about and are convinced is bad?

We get it, you don't like DD. It's not a game for everyone. It's alright to not like it.

I personally think that Final Fantasy games are terrible, but do you see me sitting for hours in FF 16's thread and telling everyone how shit the game is? I understand that those games possess certain qualities that their fans appreciate and I personally don't care for and there is nothing that I can say that will change their minds, even if I am personally convinced that the games are bad.

Instead, I prefer to spend my time playing and discussing games that I enjoy.

 

[Drakortha]

Drakortha

What kind of mental illness must one have to make dozens of posts per day in a thread about a game they don't care about and are convinced is bad?

I value my opinion.

I said my piece 3 or 4 pages ago. If nobody batted an eye, that would have been the end of it.

But no, I had to deal with a barrage of insults, and getting called a retard because I didn't like DD1 much.

And so I stay and roll with the punches because I value my opinion. It's not mental illness, it's called standing up for oneself. These fanboys are cowards though.

 

[d1r]

Drakortha

What kind of mental illness must one have to make dozens of posts per day in a thread about a game they don't care about and are convinced is bad?

I value my opinion.

I said my piece 3 or 4 pages ago. If nobody batted an eye, that would have been an end of it.

But no, I had to deal with a barrage of insults, and getting called a retard because I didn't like DD1 much.

And so I stay and roll with the punches because I value my opinion. It's not mental illness, it's called standing up for oneself. These fanboys are cowards though.

You value your opinion, but at the same time value NO ONE elses, which results in you constantly lashing out at people who for example say that they, as a Resident Evil fan, thoroughly enjoyed Resident Evil 4. You made yourself quite a name at the RE4 thread, so of course people were expecting for you to go with the same asshole schtick which you showed off in that thread. Don't blame them, blame yourself, and your intolerant attitude.

 

[Drakortha]

Drakortha

What kind of mental illness must one have to make dozens of posts per day in a thread about a game they don't care about and are convinced is bad?

I value my opinion.

I said my piece 3 or 4 pages ago. If nobody batted an eye, that would have been an end of it.

But no, I had to deal with a barrage of insults, and getting called a retard because I didn't like DD1 much.

And so I stay and roll with the punches because I value my opinion. It's not mental illness, it's called standing up for oneself. These fanboys are cowards though.

You value your opinion, but at the same time value NO ONE elses, which results in you constantly lashing out at people who for example say that they, as a Resident Evil fan, thoroughly enjoyed Resident Evil 4. You made yourself quite a name at the RE4 thread, so of course people were expecting for you to go with the same asshole schtick which you showed off in that thread. Don't blame them, blame yourself, and your intolerant attitude.

I never lashed out at anyone who didn't lash out at me first. I state my opinions and I move the fuck on. But the problem with fanboys is they take it personal when I shit on their game and so they feel like they need to run to it's defence.

If you want to lash out at me for my opinions, go for it. But don't be a little bitch when it drives me to stick around longer and retort. Because my opinions aren't baseless.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

It's a mob that sits somewhere in the game world between you and where you are going. It doesn't have a backstory behind it. It's just there for you to run into it and fight it

Nevermind, he's just a storyfag.

 

[Silverfish]

I played DD1 and it was SHIT!

Party members have no personality, warriors got shorted on skills, the "enhanced" edition axed the boss ass theme song and replaced it with a eunuch rambling about plains. I've got a soft spot for DD, but I'm still picking up what you're putting down.

Do you even know what the term Trash mob means?

 

[toro]

Drakortha is just doing PR for Dragon's Dogma

Carry on.

 

[Delterius]

There's Crapcom fanboys in here claiming I've never played Crapcom games. Meanwhile I've probably played more of those games than they have.

what do we call crapcom fans? crapballs? crapheads? crappies? does that make you the greatest crappie of them all? are you gatekeeping the crappie community?

so many questions so little time

 

[Turn_BASED]

“Dr. Shmuley Goldstein welcomes a newborn cyclops to the world.”