Hellraiser
Arcane
Those women better get back to their jungle, I'm starting to get blood thirsty and the Knight of Kodexia are on a roll!
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Completed Blood Bowl: The End
- Thread starter RK47
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Still more successful than my goblin in OSK's team back in Season 2(?)
Knights of Kodexia - Pre Season 02 Blitz 02!
It's time to finish the job and go home.
High kick on restart.
A bit too fucking high. The Amazons catcher makes no mistake.
Brother None eats early grass as the Zons try to free their line. But Angelo has other ideas...
Copping a quick feel of those bodacious racks, Angelo smugly collapses on the floor as the Zons' turn ends prematurely.
Whitewolf marks the left as Lund tries to open a path...
A push will do! Go, Go! GO!
Jaedar blitzes and takes out Andhaira the Beautiful.
Gondolin will make a go for the ball.
He's got it! Turn over!
No sooner the whistle signals it, a slam was heard as the zon's feet makes contact on Xenomorph's face.
A forest of pussy came into view as his teeth shatter. Tried to slurp it, he did.
"Totally worth it."
Gondolin stumbles from a blitz and drops the ball!
Another zon dodges out of her markers to pressure Azira.
Turn over.
Not looking good. Our catchers are caged in. We need to break out.
Blitz! Gondolin rises from the floor to deliver an uppercut!
It's good!
Now it's Jaedar's turn!
Oh FFS.
REROLL!
OK! Path clear. Time's running out!
Azira gingerly reaches for the ball. Will he hold or...
No fucks to give!
DAMN IT!
Brother None gets clobbered again. He's starting to love it.
Angelo fends off a kick as the Amazons ran out of time.
Humpalekka sees an opening!
No THROWS! FUCK THE SUN!
Geralt of Rivia is clear!
2-0 as Geralt scores a double!
It's time to finish the job and go home.
High kick on restart.
A bit too fucking high. The Amazons catcher makes no mistake.
Brother None eats early grass as the Zons try to free their line. But Angelo has other ideas...
Copping a quick feel of those bodacious racks, Angelo smugly collapses on the floor as the Zons' turn ends prematurely.
Whitewolf marks the left as Lund tries to open a path...
A push will do! Go, Go! GO!
Jaedar blitzes and takes out Andhaira the Beautiful.
Gondolin will make a go for the ball.
He's got it! Turn over!
No sooner the whistle signals it, a slam was heard as the zon's feet makes contact on Xenomorph's face.
A forest of pussy came into view as his teeth shatter. Tried to slurp it, he did.
"Totally worth it."
Gondolin stumbles from a blitz and drops the ball!
Another zon dodges out of her markers to pressure Azira.
Turn over.
Not looking good. Our catchers are caged in. We need to break out.
Blitz! Gondolin rises from the floor to deliver an uppercut!
It's good!
Now it's Jaedar's turn!
Oh FFS.
REROLL!
OK! Path clear. Time's running out!
Azira gingerly reaches for the ball. Will he hold or...
No fucks to give!
DAMN IT!
Brother None gets clobbered again. He's starting to love it.
Angelo fends off a kick as the Amazons ran out of time.
Humpalekka sees an opening!
No THROWS! FUCK THE SUN!
Geralt of Rivia is clear!
2-0 as Geralt scores a double!
Hellraiser
Arcane
I had nothing better to do so I made this:
Yes I know it probably needs some minor adjustments. I'll align the layers properly after I get something to eat.
Yes I know it probably needs some minor adjustments. I'll align the layers properly after I get something to eat.
Knights of Kodexia - Pre Season 02 Blitz 03 ! Fumble in da Jungle
And finish they did.
And finish they did.
Late, late restart as the half is about to end.
Hm. Cool. The line Zon attacks Lund, but the latter wants the half to end early.
Reroll didn't save the girl from rape. Both fighters slumped to the ground exhausted from the sudden clash of sexual organs.
SECOND HALF RESTARTS! With XenomorphII out of action, we're down to 10 men against 11 girls. Someone gets to do two of them.
Azira kicks...
Looks like the Sisters ain't giving up.
And starts it with a risky short pass which intent escapes me completely.
Sarah Connor pushes back Hellraiser as the line zons gets to work.
LundB wasn't so lucky.
We're down 9 to 11. But it's our turn now.
Humpa marks a lone zon.
Jaedar clears a path!
Deja Vu?
Azira getting into the act as well!
Angelo, getting in there..
...and ends the turn with a kick to the tits! The ref sees nothing wrong and more interested in examining the downed zon for any mislocated articles of clothing. Turn over.
Azira gets pushed back.
The zon carrier dodges out without a care in the world, they really want to score.
It seems most of our players are in the wrong end of the pitch.
Whitewolf sets up a crowd push!
Hellraiser with the simplest of shove.
Mmm. Porned beef.
Jaedar fails to injure - the Zon carrier is still safe... we need a marker. ASAP.
Gondolin breaks away safely!
But forgot to Blitz.
We're out of fucking options. Stabby will have to do the undoable.
Ohgod. *Reroll*
Both players hit the floor. Turn over.
Vasquez wastes no time, knocking Gondolin away...
...and gets the ball!
Azira gets pushed back.
Brother None gets a fistful of woman right on the face.
Turn over! There's an opening right there!
Hellraiser knew what to do...
...comboes with Whitewolf!
If Geralt doesn't get MVP, I don't know who will. Impressive performance.
Jaedar only manages a push, but it's enough to free Humpalekka to make that pick up run.
Azira frees himself to get into catching position!
Humpalekka picks up the ball!
DODGES OUT OF THE TACKLE ZONE!
PUSHING THROUGH!
ONE MORE STEP
PHAIL!
Turn over!
Mia Wallace wastes no time and blitzes Jaedar, knocking him over.
Clarice tries a pick up, but drops it, the ball bounces to Mia Wallace who manages to catch it, but the ref declared Turn over!
Jaedar gets up!
Goddamit.
Need more player, Gondolin will try to get in there...
Fuck.
stabby will have to survive this.
Amazing.
Mia dodges out of the tackle zone.
Vasquez receives the handover! Moves on! Passes and....
SAVED! TURNOVER! Knights signal another full retreat, the see-sawing play both excites and frustrates the crowd further. The killer third touchdown is just not materializing at the moment. And nobody died yet. Unbelievable.
Whitewolf, the crowd favorite blitzes!
Finished with a flourish!
Brother None rush back in support.
Angelo has nothing to do up front, let's get him back...
...fuck. Turn over.
Vasquez with a handover!
Swann, with just Whitewolf to beat!
Geralt uses his Aard sign and snaps her panties mid-run. The crowd goes wild.
Turn over! Knights survive!
Gondolin doesn't fuck around, freeing stabby with a push.
Now both he and stabby can get to the ball.
Humpalekka gets back to restart the offense. No passes completion today. A typical story in a very sunny day.
Azira reaches rendezvous point safely...
..and delivers a swift kick to Swann's vag. The woman's childbirthing days are truly behind her now. She is stunned by this unholy revelation. For a turn, at least. The ref sees nothing wrong in this.
Stabby to secure the ball.
Perfect. Let's get that third TD. We need receivers up front. Jaedar, get free!
Execution: Flawless. Now it's Brother None's turn.
Definitely an elf play if I ever see one, a spectator shout out.
Two receivers, we're good to go. Turn over.
Hellraiser and Angelo gets floored quickly. Here comes the blitz, hang on tight, stabby.
TURNOVER! Knights will finish this! Gondolin pushes out Vasquez to free stabby!
Whitewolf Blitzes to clear a path!
All according to plan! stabby gets those famous legs ready.
It's a long, long run.
Turnover!
Turnover! The comedy of phailures.
ITS NOW OR NEVER!
HELLRAISER WILL CLEAR THE BALL ZONE!
Fuck yeah.
Pick up, handover to Jaedar, score. Got it?
Brother None didn't get it.
Game over. Boos greet the final whistle. A fucking circus, that what they all said. The knights knew they could've won by a larger margin. But part of the blame lies on the sunny conditions fucking up the passes.
When the MVP was called out, huge cheers from the crowd, acknowledging that the judges got it right for the first time!
Geralt of Rivia, scored 2 TDs in this match, and stopped a near certain TD. Will he be the bearer of the Mighty Blow or something more?
We'll see...
None of the throwers made a single successful pass today, such is the harshness of the sun today.
Though stabby nearly set a record for the furthest ball carrier in a single move for the Knight's archives. If it wasn't for that wobbly second last step!
Two matches, two wins. Shit keeps getting better. Stay tuned!
Hm. Cool. The line Zon attacks Lund, but the latter wants the half to end early.
Reroll didn't save the girl from rape. Both fighters slumped to the ground exhausted from the sudden clash of sexual organs.
SECOND HALF RESTARTS! With XenomorphII out of action, we're down to 10 men against 11 girls. Someone gets to do two of them.
Azira kicks...
Looks like the Sisters ain't giving up.
And starts it with a risky short pass which intent escapes me completely.
Sarah Connor pushes back Hellraiser as the line zons gets to work.
LundB wasn't so lucky.
We're down 9 to 11. But it's our turn now.
Humpa marks a lone zon.
Jaedar clears a path!
Deja Vu?
Azira getting into the act as well!
Angelo, getting in there..
...and ends the turn with a kick to the tits! The ref sees nothing wrong and more interested in examining the downed zon for any mislocated articles of clothing. Turn over.
Azira gets pushed back.
The zon carrier dodges out without a care in the world, they really want to score.
It seems most of our players are in the wrong end of the pitch.
Whitewolf sets up a crowd push!
Hellraiser with the simplest of shove.
Mmm. Porned beef.
Jaedar fails to injure - the Zon carrier is still safe... we need a marker. ASAP.
Gondolin breaks away safely!
But forgot to Blitz.
We're out of fucking options. Stabby will have to do the undoable.
Ohgod. *Reroll*
Both players hit the floor. Turn over.
Vasquez wastes no time, knocking Gondolin away...
...and gets the ball!
Azira gets pushed back.
Brother None gets a fistful of woman right on the face.
Turn over! There's an opening right there!
Hellraiser knew what to do...
...comboes with Whitewolf!
If Geralt doesn't get MVP, I don't know who will. Impressive performance.
Jaedar only manages a push, but it's enough to free Humpalekka to make that pick up run.
Azira frees himself to get into catching position!
Humpalekka picks up the ball!
DODGES OUT OF THE TACKLE ZONE!
PUSHING THROUGH!
ONE MORE STEP
PHAIL!
Turn over!
Mia Wallace wastes no time and blitzes Jaedar, knocking him over.
Clarice tries a pick up, but drops it, the ball bounces to Mia Wallace who manages to catch it, but the ref declared Turn over!
Jaedar gets up!
Goddamit.
Need more player, Gondolin will try to get in there...
Fuck.
stabby will have to survive this.
Amazing.
Mia dodges out of the tackle zone.
Vasquez receives the handover! Moves on! Passes and....
SAVED! TURNOVER! Knights signal another full retreat, the see-sawing play both excites and frustrates the crowd further. The killer third touchdown is just not materializing at the moment. And nobody died yet. Unbelievable.
Whitewolf, the crowd favorite blitzes!
Finished with a flourish!
Brother None rush back in support.
Angelo has nothing to do up front, let's get him back...
...fuck. Turn over.
Vasquez with a handover!
Swann, with just Whitewolf to beat!
Geralt uses his Aard sign and snaps her panties mid-run. The crowd goes wild.
Turn over! Knights survive!
Gondolin doesn't fuck around, freeing stabby with a push.
Now both he and stabby can get to the ball.
Humpalekka gets back to restart the offense. No passes completion today. A typical story in a very sunny day.
Azira reaches rendezvous point safely...
..and delivers a swift kick to Swann's vag. The woman's childbirthing days are truly behind her now. She is stunned by this unholy revelation. For a turn, at least. The ref sees nothing wrong in this.
Stabby to secure the ball.
Perfect. Let's get that third TD. We need receivers up front. Jaedar, get free!
Execution: Flawless. Now it's Brother None's turn.
Definitely an elf play if I ever see one, a spectator shout out.
Two receivers, we're good to go. Turn over.
Hellraiser and Angelo gets floored quickly. Here comes the blitz, hang on tight, stabby.
TURNOVER! Knights will finish this! Gondolin pushes out Vasquez to free stabby!
Whitewolf Blitzes to clear a path!
All according to plan! stabby gets those famous legs ready.
It's a long, long run.
Turnover!
Turnover!
The comedy of phailures.ITS NOW OR NEVER!
HELLRAISER WILL CLEAR THE BALL ZONE!
Fuck yeah.
Pick up, handover to Jaedar, score. Got it?
Brother None didn't get it.
Game over. Boos greet the final whistle. A fucking circus, that what they all said. The knights knew they could've won by a larger margin. But part of the blame lies on the sunny conditions fucking up the passes.
When the MVP was called out, huge cheers from the crowd, acknowledging that the judges got it right for the first time!
Geralt of Rivia, scored 2 TDs in this match, and stopped a near certain TD. Will he be the bearer of the Mighty Blow or something more?
We'll see...
None of the throwers made a single successful pass today, such is the harshness of the sun today.
Though stabby nearly set a record for the furthest ball carrier in a single move for the Knight's archives. If it wasn't for that wobbly second last step!
Two matches, two wins. Shit keeps getting better. Stay tuned!
on a more serious note, the first match I got lucky with rolls. Just ask the regular BB players how often human gets those plays executed.
The second match is different. This is the third game he played this year, so yeah he's kinda green. Still, you saw how shitty humans are when the dices are fucked.
Brother None
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Jesus, I'm terrible.
Still, getting clobbered by wimminz isn't the worst way to spend a game.
Still, getting clobbered by wimminz isn't the worst way to spend a game.
Hellraiser
Arcane
IMG tags are broke for the last few images. Either way at least I managed to clobber an amazon.
XenomorphII
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of me.
Well, you've seen humans on their off days...but really...those pass fails were confidence breakers after a blazing start we did on that 4-0 victory. Hopefully we get a good passing going on the next match to offset it.
My catcher completed a pass? Amazing! He should be receiver, but decided to do something else.
Actually, making passes can be a good way to rack up some cheap points. It's 1 for each succesful one, but only for the thrower. That might be the reasoning behind what the amazon player did there.
Actually, making passes can be a good way to rack up some cheap points. It's 1 for each succesful one, but only for the thrower. That might be the reasoning behind what the amazon player did there.
Very true. But if you're in the last or second to last turn in a half and the opponent is far enough away that you don't risk them making a TD of their own, it might be worth the risk.
The amazon player did it in a weird situation though.
The amazon player did it in a weird situation though.
stabby
Learned
... why am I getting the feeling this is from the last game you and I played?
Also, am most certainly surprised at me not dying. Downright astonished at doing some fine work in the first game. Getting smacked around by a bunch of 'zons? Sounds like all is back to normal.
Still, fun times, can't wait to see what comes next.
More casualties most likely. 
No, stabby . We only played 2 games. I wasn't sure how to play the game when we met for the season first match day. I thought killing by fouls give points.
Score was 1-0 - I got really lucky.
Then we had a test match where I play a Skaven to teach you how to play vs Skaven. Not a lot of passes in that one.
I didn't win the above match btw.
Score was 1-0 - I got really lucky.
Then we had a test match where I play a Skaven to teach you how to play vs Skaven. Not a lot of passes in that one.
I didn't win the above match btw.
More casualties most likely.
i'm gonna try to earn more cash for an ogre.
And try to push our TV as close to 1400 as possible before the season starts in a week's time.
Hellraiser
Arcane
Print this onto a shirt and wear it when you read this LP to support the only team that will bring
, the Knights of Kodexia
Fouls are in the game to give you a chance to stick a boot in that downed minotaur before he stands up again and rips open your defensive lines. Not to give you more points.
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