Welcome to hell.
Knights to kick off!
The fans are still behind them! They just have to believe in themselves!
The elves start with a fucking show-off pass that they perfectly launched and caught.
The Knights were too depressed to even be impressed by this show of talent. 'We suck, we know it. We might get better, or not...we're..humans. We're born this way. You can't choose your family.'
A rare display of fuck up by the elves early on though, as LundB shows a defiance on a line block.
Panicking, the Elves call for a reroll...
And got fucked over again. Turnover.
Reactions were muted. It's nothing special. Shit happens. The elves still have a fantastic agility - they can dodge out of markers like they weren't even there. Move quicker than most players in the league, and pass like no other. The knights take their turn, unsure how to overcome their inferiority complex.
Gondolin gets into a positional assist.
Whitewolf, hoping to improve his showing on the last game.
Knights are playing it reallllly safe today. No daring runs, just safe, simple marking and good block setups. Turnover.
Elves decides to go left.
Gondolin lost his man. The elf proving too fast for him to tackle. Turnover as the elf forms a cage further back.
Jaedar takes out a weaker Elf Catcher. He's unhurt.
Knights advance. Looking for an opening...
Finding none, they opted for a cage outside a cage. Turnover.
The elves retreat further, reforming their cage again.
Kim Il Sung, gets up, and smirks as he gets away from Hellraiser, not once but twice..
Crowd groans as the Knights can't seem to get that killer move in. The Elves seem content to toy with their prey. Turn over.
Hellraiser grudgingly marks Kim again.
Stabby does the same.
Whitewolf - commencing the blitz operation.
Land a stunning elbow. The crowd cheered, urging them to go full contact on the cage. But nothing came. Turn over.
stabby loses his man - same old story.
Xenomorph takes a kick to the face from the Wardancer.
Angelo can't do jack as his man dodges away from his tackle zone.
So did Hellraiser. Two receivers. I'm sure you know what's coming...Turn over.
Why so much doubt? Why can't we play the way we used to play?
Stabby wishes he knew the answer as he caught up to his target, their speed being equal.
Gondolin smashes a line elf, no injury, but he's down.
LundB gets into block assist positions for Whitewolf.
The first block was a push, but Geralt summoned his frenzy spirit and got the bitch on the second try.
She's stunned. It's an opportunity. Nervously, the Knights coach signals for a foul to be made...
Azira obliges and gets in position...
The journeyman line guy who replaced Humpalekka will do the deed.
6 pair of boots slammed on the wardancer's chest, but she's nothing more than stunned...the crowd gasped in surprise at the ref's silence. Turnover.
Stabby's in trouble as he gets triple teamed.
We even let their thrower let loose a pass...it scatters.... maybe we'll get lucky...
Or not. The catcher still recovers. Unfuckingbelievable.
I ... I can't believe this.
All the knights watch in stunned silence as the ball carrier made off unchallenged with such grace...such majesty...such...
The stadium burst in a unified gasp. They failed to score. Right at the last moment. It is a sign from the gods?
The Knights look at each other, unsure what to do next. Do they go for the ball...or smash the downed Wardancer...or smash the Wardancer, risking a foul call...and a subsequent touchdown? Clock is ticking...
Murmurs on the crowd as the Knights ceased action for at least half a minute. Are they gonna blow this chance or grab for glory...
Remember who we are... and believe in yourselves.
THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE!
They swung their boots in unison.
A loud cracking sound echoed throughout the stadium as the crowd roared in approval.
The referee, pushing away the players to get a better look, declares the wardancer dead on the spot. The elven coach mouth agape in disbelief.
HELLRAISER! GET THE BALL OVER HERE!
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!
We're back.