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Completed Blood Bowl: The End
- Thread starter RK47
- Start date
Hellraiser
Arcane
Did I just totally beat the shit out of a troll and other scum? MVP bitches. 
Pre Season 01 - Blitz 03: Wake up Dragon Punch
The half's ending soon, but we're not about to take any risk. The linemen faithfully take up their positions. Knowing either of them could suffer the same fate as toastboy.
No support, just guts up front. They sent a little prayer to toastboy before the kick off.
The Outcasts knew the deal. This is their last chance to hurt us before we receive on the next half. They're going to make it count.
Wow. Randomness. With the extra time granted, suddenly things can get pretty out of hand!
Going for a quick play, the Outcasts picks up the ball and passes it... but drops it completely!
Knights get to play!
Not gonna sit back and let them score. Let's push!
Jaedar makes a super long blitz. The momentum could deliver a sucker punch or break his legs - which one would it be?
Smack! The gobbo's head spun out of alignment as the apothecary jumps into action. They snapped the organ back in place, saving the git's career, much to the disappointment of the crowd. The Outcasts decides to get creative!
The gobbo toss failed however, but the git survived the attempt. Frustrated, the Skaven makes another pick up attempt...
And fucks it up.
Jaedar didn't fuck it up tho' and sent a git off the field with another punch.
Azira, seeing the coast is clear, decides to do a block assist.
Allowing Whitewolf to execute a wake up dragon punch, knocking down a nearby git. But it refused to die.
Humpalekka tries to pick up the ball and fails, the half is over. 1-0 to the knights.
The second half restarts almost immediately. Outcasts gets their 10th gob back on the field as the knights sets up for an aggressive push down the right.
The kick lands near Humpalekka...
- as it bounces right into his hands! The offense is on!
Jaedar tries to break down the line, but succeeds only in pushing the rat thrower.
No problem, Gondolin stuns on the next try.
Brother None sets up a good combo with Angelo85 and stuns another gobbo pushing the git near the edge with a mean elbow.
Whitewolf marks the lone Rat Blitzer.
While the two catchers gets in position to score with a risky dodge.
Both of them made it, no sweat.
Our momentum's unstoppable.
Humpalekka brings the ball closer forward. Needing the next turn to pull the trigger.
While LundB dodges out of the melee and mark the lone thrower at the back. Turn over.
Outcasts troll slams hard at Hellraiser, but his armor held as he falls to the ground. The Outcasts will have to take a risk.
Lone gobbo gets within tackling distance of Humpalekka with a dodge in! Here it comes!
Linerat blitzes!
Using the ball as a blunt instrument, Humpalekka performs a quick makeover of the rat's face, bringing the Outcasts turn to an end.
Jaedar pushes the git aside, freeing the ball carrier.
Humans aren't the best throwers, but a handover is an automatic success to the thrower. But can Humpalekka's legs last the distance?
Here we go...
Success!
stabby takes it and spun around - leaving naught but air in his wake.
2-0 Codex Uber Alles!
stabby just earned a level up from his second touch down! But will he live to pick his new skill at the end of the match?!
No support, just guts up front. They sent a little prayer to toastboy before the kick off.
The Outcasts knew the deal. This is their last chance to hurt us before we receive on the next half. They're going to make it count.
Wow. Randomness. With the extra time granted, suddenly things can get pretty out of hand!
Going for a quick play, the Outcasts picks up the ball and passes it... but drops it completely!
Knights get to play!
Not gonna sit back and let them score. Let's push!
Jaedar makes a super long blitz. The momentum could deliver a sucker punch or break his legs - which one would it be?
Smack! The gobbo's head spun out of alignment as the apothecary jumps into action. They snapped the organ back in place, saving the git's career, much to the disappointment of the crowd. The Outcasts decides to get creative!
The gobbo toss failed however, but the git survived the attempt. Frustrated, the Skaven makes another pick up attempt...
And fucks it up.
Jaedar didn't fuck it up tho' and sent a git off the field with another punch.
Azira, seeing the coast is clear, decides to do a block assist.
Allowing Whitewolf to execute a wake up dragon punch, knocking down a nearby git. But it refused to die.
Humpalekka tries to pick up the ball and fails, the half is over. 1-0 to the knights.
The second half restarts almost immediately. Outcasts gets their 10th gob back on the field as the knights sets up for an aggressive push down the right.
The kick lands near Humpalekka...
- as it bounces right into his hands! The offense is on!
Jaedar tries to break down the line, but succeeds only in pushing the rat thrower.
No problem, Gondolin stuns on the next try.
Brother None sets up a good combo with Angelo85 and stuns another gobbo pushing the git near the edge with a mean elbow.
Whitewolf marks the lone Rat Blitzer.
While the two catchers gets in position to score with a risky dodge.
Both of them made it, no sweat.
Our momentum's unstoppable.
Humpalekka brings the ball closer forward. Needing the next turn to pull the trigger.
While LundB dodges out of the melee and mark the lone thrower at the back. Turn over.
Outcasts troll slams hard at Hellraiser, but his armor held as he falls to the ground. The Outcasts will have to take a risk.
Lone gobbo gets within tackling distance of Humpalekka with a dodge in! Here it comes!
Linerat blitzes!
Using the ball as a blunt instrument, Humpalekka performs a quick makeover of the rat's face, bringing the Outcasts turn to an end.
Jaedar pushes the git aside, freeing the ball carrier.
Humans aren't the best throwers, but a handover is an automatic success to the thrower. But can Humpalekka's legs last the distance?
Here we go...
Success!
stabby takes it and spun around - leaving naught but air in his wake.
2-0 Codex Uber Alles!
stabby just earned a level up from his second touch down! But will he live to pick his new skill at the end of the match?!
Did I just totally beat the shit out of a troll and other scum? MVP bitches.
Those just don't happen quite often.
He did try to reroll the outcome...and the Loner trait of the troll cancelled it out. Reroll spent at no effect.
Hellraiser
Arcane
ONWARDS KNIGHTS OF KODEXIA! SLAUGHTER THEM ALL!
Pre Season 01 - Blitz 04: Superhuman
Normally, a human wouldn't to such an extent to score...but we're feeling the momentum...and I just don't feel like stopping. The enemy is weakened. We either seize the chance now or settle for a lame 2-1 grind.
But the thoughts of 'playing it safe goes out of the window when they took away one of us.
good little toastboy, this is for you.
A long kick would delay their attack - but a short kick can make scrambling for the ball easier.
And short kick it is!
No fucks to give!
Outcasts starts their offense! They need to score to stand a chance at grabbing anything at all out of this game.
Hellraiser's luck ran out.
Off he goes. If he doesn't wake up, someone needs to take his spot on the line... any volunteers?
TURN OVER! KNIGHTS ! ATTACK!
Jaedar and Whitewolf pressures from the left. XenomorphII doing his part.
Gondolin stuns a gobbo.
Humpalekka creates a block assist.
Turn over.
Outcasts throws a gobbo over the line!
It didn't get far, but made a safe landing. Their ball carrier hands over the ball to another thrower -
- but realized throw teammate already counts as a throw action - and he can't release the ball!
They had to settle for a blitz on XenomorphII.
Turn over.
Gondolin tries his luck, but only manages a push.
Jaedar tries to get a 2 dice block going on their ball carrier by taking out the cage's edge...
Not much of a success. Reroll was spent..and nothing going.
Failing that, Whitewolf had to get in there and get the job done solo.
He blitzes!
It's effective!
The loose ball went close to stabby, we need to decide what to do fast... and deliberate we did.
NINE SECONDS LEFT. What happens next caught even the Knight's coach off guard.
Humpalekka gets the ball... Should he stay or pass? ...stabby taps his shoulder, asks for it and gets it. Dodged past the two gits on the right!
TWO SECONDS! Azira, arms flailing. The crowd can't believe this is happening is the Knights gonna pull it off?
The moment of truth-
The ref looks at his watch as the ball met Azira's gloves...
Normally, a human wouldn't to such an extent to score...but we're feeling the momentum...and I just don't feel like stopping. The enemy is weakened. We either seize the chance now or settle for a lame 2-1 grind.
But the thoughts of 'playing it safe goes out of the window when they took away one of us.
good little toastboy, this is for you.
A long kick would delay their attack - but a short kick can make scrambling for the ball easier.
And short kick it is!
No fucks to give!
Outcasts starts their offense! They need to score to stand a chance at grabbing anything at all out of this game.
Hellraiser's luck ran out.
Off he goes. If he doesn't wake up, someone needs to take his spot on the line... any volunteers?
TURN OVER! KNIGHTS ! ATTACK!
Jaedar and Whitewolf pressures from the left. XenomorphII doing his part.
Gondolin stuns a gobbo.
Humpalekka creates a block assist.
Turn over.
Outcasts throws a gobbo over the line!
It didn't get far, but made a safe landing. Their ball carrier hands over the ball to another thrower -
- but realized throw teammate already counts as a throw action - and he can't release the ball!
They had to settle for a blitz on XenomorphII.
Turn over.
Gondolin tries his luck, but only manages a push.
Jaedar tries to get a 2 dice block going on their ball carrier by taking out the cage's edge...
Not much of a success. Reroll was spent..and nothing going.
Failing that, Whitewolf had to get in there and get the job done solo.
He blitzes!
It's effective!
The loose ball went close to stabby, we need to decide what to do fast... and deliberate we did.
NINE SECONDS LEFT. What happens next caught even the Knight's coach off guard.
Humpalekka gets the ball... Should he stay or pass? ...stabby taps his shoulder, asks for it and gets it. Dodged past the two gits on the right!
TWO SECONDS! Azira, arms flailing. The crowd can't believe this is happening is the Knights gonna pull it off?
The moment of truth-
The ref looks at his watch as the ball met Azira's gloves...
Hellraiser
Arcane
3:0?
HAHAHA you are worst mutated rat, return to precious Mongolia!
HAHAHA you are worst mutated rat, return to precious Mongolia!
Your catchers, stabby and I are looking quite good there.
Kashmir Slippers
Magister
Gondolin
Arcane
Awesome. I got to bash some goblins.
Corporate_Jew_Master
Arcane
Good good.
Any more pre-season matches?
Humppaleka
Cipher
- Joined
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- 863
I'm terribly disappointed I wasn't the casualty in the first game.
Pre Season 01 - Blitz 05: Finishing Touch
This time, the knights kick it long.
Outcasts seems to have manpower shortage and it is made worse by the Troll going retardo at the wrong times.
Turnover. Knights go.
Brother None starts the blitz, but only succeeds in pushing the ball carrier.
The Outcasts seems to be a in a hurry, as the carrier attempts a handoff to the goblin - but the little git lost his nerve.
Turnover. Brother None gets another chance -
Didn't get the results - it ends with a push. So did Jaedar's block.
And LundB's
All options exhausted, Azira was given the task to scoop it up with a dodge-in at the final stretch.
And blew his chance.
The ball slips from his grasp, past a gobbo, and a troll. Not a good place.
Angelo85 couldn't even hope to stop a pick up, the Skaven Blitzer sending him to lala-land as soon as the Turnover whistle was blown.
Desperate, the Outcasts git grabs the ball and makes a short pass forward.
But the catch was dropped and the knights get their turn. Smashing time.
Jaedar couldn't injure while Whitewolf manages a stun.
Gondolin and Brother None teams up to secure the ball.
Turn over. The Outcasts, running out of options, threw everything at the ball.
The double team succeeded - Brother None flew backwards, stunned. The ball went into the crowd, who promptly threw it back in.
Right next to the troll. A gobbo quickly secures the ball, hoping for some safety next to a troll, who recovered from his momentary lapse of intelligence.
Brother None Blitzes the ball carrier!
Down, the ball is loose, but LundB fails a catch. No harm done, it lands on the right place, just behind XenomorphII. Dodging away from his marker, he looks for Jaedar.
A completed delivery and he's off!
4-0! The crowd goes nuts. It was merely a pre-season, but a damn good one.
Hellraiser failed to wake up on the next kick off, Humpalekka volunteers to be kicked around, much to the surprise of many.
The final kick of the game.
And blows were exchanged, as Humpalekka received the worst of it - the Troll's punch knocking him out.
Game over.
Both coaches shook hands and promise a rematch if they meet again in the tournament.
When the decision for MVP was announced, nobody was quite sure who'd get the call... but it turns out to be...
A few several tackle zones here and there, marking duties, sure XenomorphII may not have made long passes today, but a TD assist isn't something to ignore either.
Player stats:
Jaedar and Azira got a touchdown, while stabby nailed 2.
With 60k on the budget, we should really purchase an apothecary...
But what skill should stabby get?
Outcasts seems to have manpower shortage and it is made worse by the Troll going retardo at the wrong times.
Turnover. Knights go.
Brother None starts the blitz, but only succeeds in pushing the ball carrier.
The Outcasts seems to be a in a hurry, as the carrier attempts a handoff to the goblin - but the little git lost his nerve.
Turnover. Brother None gets another chance -
Didn't get the results - it ends with a push. So did Jaedar's block.
And LundB's
All options exhausted, Azira was given the task to scoop it up with a dodge-in at the final stretch.
And blew his chance.
The ball slips from his grasp, past a gobbo, and a troll. Not a good place.
Angelo85 couldn't even hope to stop a pick up, the Skaven Blitzer sending him to lala-land as soon as the Turnover whistle was blown.
Desperate, the Outcasts git grabs the ball and makes a short pass forward.
But the catch was dropped and the knights get their turn. Smashing time.
Jaedar couldn't injure while Whitewolf manages a stun.
Gondolin and Brother None teams up to secure the ball.
Turn over. The Outcasts, running out of options, threw everything at the ball.
The double team succeeded - Brother None flew backwards, stunned. The ball went into the crowd, who promptly threw it back in.
Right next to the troll. A gobbo quickly secures the ball, hoping for some safety next to a troll, who recovered from his momentary lapse of intelligence.
Brother None Blitzes the ball carrier!
Down, the ball is loose, but LundB fails a catch. No harm done, it lands on the right place, just behind XenomorphII. Dodging away from his marker, he looks for Jaedar.
A completed delivery and he's off!
4-0! The crowd goes nuts. It was merely a pre-season, but a damn good one.
Hellraiser failed to wake up on the next kick off, Humpalekka volunteers to be kicked around, much to the surprise of many.
The final kick of the game.
And blows were exchanged, as Humpalekka received the worst of it - the Troll's punch knocking him out.
Game over.
Both coaches shook hands and promise a rematch if they meet again in the tournament.
When the decision for MVP was announced, nobody was quite sure who'd get the call... but it turns out to be...
A few several tackle zones here and there, marking duties, sure XenomorphII may not have made long passes today, but a TD assist isn't something to ignore either.
Player stats:
Jaedar and Azira got a touchdown, while stabby nailed 2.
With 60k on the budget, we should really purchase an apothecary...
But what skill should stabby get?
XenomorphII
Prophet
- Joined
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- 1,198
eklektyk
Erudite
really nice game....very lucky ... [RNG in this one is always bitchy esp. with reLOLs 
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Hellraiser
Arcane
on the bright side, at least good little toastboy didn't get MVP.
it happened to a team i fought against once.... the lineman who died got the MVP.
Also: update on the tournament format:
Four Qualifying Groups of 8 each.
Top two goes to play off.
The no 1 will take on no 2 of another group
32 > 16 > 8 > 4 > 2 > 1
Of course we'll try to make to last 8 at least.
it happened to a team i fought against once.... the lineman who died got the MVP.
Also: update on the tournament format:
Four Qualifying Groups of 8 each.
Top two goes to play off.
The no 1 will take on no 2 of another group
32 > 16 > 8 > 4 > 2 > 1
Of course we'll try to make to last 8 at least.
Pre-Season 02 - Blitz 01 - Boys meet Girls
The Swinging Sistas team accepts the Knights pre-season challenge. They've played one more game than us, but suffered two successive losses prior to this game. Let's see if the Knights can lengthen the Sisters' miserable run.
The Amazons has very average statistics spread, much more average than ours. Lacking a heavy hitter like ogre, and no high speed players like Catchers - their sole specialty lies in their natural dodging ability. Every single Amazon gets a free dodge reroll. Even their Blitzers. This makes them hard to pin down and able to change plays quickly. Their downside? Skimpy armor, this is a good thing for the crowd though.
Knights won the coin toss and picks receiving.
No sooner the ball left those heavenly thighs, sections of the crowd descend upon the referee and forced the whistle down his throat. Shit just got real.
The ball lands is a good spot for pick up.
The knights start their offense, preferring on a leftwards breakout.
Jaedar opens with a blitz!
Normally stumbling an opponent is enough to knock them to the ground, but these Amazon dodgers can recover from such results and this one stayed on her feet.
Humpalekka gets ready to receive the ball at next turn.
XenomorphII takes up firing position.
Turn over. Sisters' move.
Humpalekka got double teamed.
Azira got pushed back as the turn ends.
Our turn. Humpalekka gets up.
Xeno has two options...
Hellraiser and Angelo breaks out to mark the amazons.
While Jaedar tries to finish the job.
Fuck. Reroll.
Much better.
Felicity Shagwell fell backwards unconscious - the crowd goes nuts and starts pawing her like a piece of meat.
Whitewolf pushes another Amazon towards the edge.
Xeno makes his move. Lund awaiting for the ball.
However, the sun gets in his eyes and fucks up the pass.
Turnover! Sisters restart their offense. Gondolin and Brother None gets pushed back.
Whitewolf couldn't handle two girls one cup.
One 'zon made it past to pick up the ball, ignoring Xenomorph's presence completely!
With a quick wink and flash of her cleavage, the slut bypass XenomorphII's tackle zone completely. His mouth agape as he failed his duty completely. Luckily, he was saved by the timer.
Turnover. Jaedar, LundB and Hellraiser starts the chase.
Gondolin moves in for the kill!
The ball bounces off to Jaedar, but the Blitzer failed to capitalize!
Azira gave his marker an invisible blow job emote as he dodges out to block assist Humpalekka.
The latter did not succeed in clearing the path, Xenomorph will have to make a risky pick up.
The pick up was good. But the release was awful, the sun really getting into his eyes today! A reroll was even wasted into getting that last step in.
Turnover, the crowd is getting restless!
Finally, Whitewolf stayed upwards. This will prove crucial.
Frustrated, one of his markers dodged out and moved next to stabby. Who was on the edge of the line. Uh oh...
Sarah Connor pushes stabby out, but aside from a few bruises - stabby is unharmed - luckily.
Azira ends the Amazon's turn as one attempts to dodge out of his tackle zone. Knights' offense!
Azira gets a good look at Dizz Flores' hiney.
Xenomorphs starts the supply chain...
...the handoff is good!
Whitewolf lets loose a howl before blitzing his marker.
Multi-knighted-dicks hitting the breasts,thighs and ass. Oh god it was heavan.
"It was fun babe, you got my number," Whitewolf retorted as he zips his pants back up before breaking into a run.
Knights 1 up!
The Swinging Sistas team accepts the Knights pre-season challenge. They've played one more game than us, but suffered two successive losses prior to this game. Let's see if the Knights can lengthen the Sisters' miserable run.
The Amazons has very average statistics spread, much more average than ours. Lacking a heavy hitter like ogre, and no high speed players like Catchers - their sole specialty lies in their natural dodging ability. Every single Amazon gets a free dodge reroll. Even their Blitzers. This makes them hard to pin down and able to change plays quickly. Their downside? Skimpy armor, this is a good thing for the crowd though.
Knights won the coin toss and picks receiving.
No sooner the ball left those heavenly thighs, sections of the crowd descend upon the referee and forced the whistle down his throat. Shit just got real.
The ball lands is a good spot for pick up.
The knights start their offense, preferring on a leftwards breakout.
Jaedar opens with a blitz!
Normally stumbling an opponent is enough to knock them to the ground, but these Amazon dodgers can recover from such results and this one stayed on her feet.
Humpalekka gets ready to receive the ball at next turn.
XenomorphII takes up firing position.
Turn over. Sisters' move.
Humpalekka got double teamed.
Azira got pushed back as the turn ends.
Our turn. Humpalekka gets up.
Xeno has two options...
Hellraiser and Angelo breaks out to mark the amazons.
While Jaedar tries to finish the job.
Fuck. Reroll.
Much better.
Felicity Shagwell fell backwards unconscious - the crowd goes nuts and starts pawing her like a piece of meat.
Whitewolf pushes another Amazon towards the edge.
Xeno makes his move. Lund awaiting for the ball.
However, the sun gets in his eyes and fucks up the pass.
Turnover! Sisters restart their offense. Gondolin and Brother None gets pushed back.
Whitewolf couldn't handle two girls one cup.
One 'zon made it past to pick up the ball, ignoring Xenomorph's presence completely!
With a quick wink and flash of her cleavage, the slut bypass XenomorphII's tackle zone completely. His mouth agape as he failed his duty completely. Luckily, he was saved by the timer.
Turnover. Jaedar, LundB and Hellraiser starts the chase.
Gondolin moves in for the kill!
The ball bounces off to Jaedar, but the Blitzer failed to capitalize!
Azira gave his marker an invisible blow job emote as he dodges out to block assist Humpalekka.
The latter did not succeed in clearing the path, Xenomorph will have to make a risky pick up.
The pick up was good. But the release was awful, the sun really getting into his eyes today! A reroll was even wasted into getting that last step in.
Turnover, the crowd is getting restless!
Finally, Whitewolf stayed upwards. This will prove crucial.
Frustrated, one of his markers dodged out and moved next to stabby. Who was on the edge of the line. Uh oh...
Sarah Connor pushes stabby out, but aside from a few bruises - stabby is unharmed - luckily.
Azira ends the Amazon's turn as one attempts to dodge out of his tackle zone. Knights' offense!
Azira gets a good look at Dizz Flores' hiney.
Xenomorphs starts the supply chain...
...the handoff is good!
Whitewolf lets loose a howl before blitzing his marker.
Multi-knighted-dicks hitting the breasts,thighs and ass. Oh god it was heavan.
"It was fun babe, you got my number," Whitewolf retorted as he zips his pants back up before breaking into a run.
Knights 1 up!
Brother None
inXile Entertainment
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- 5,673
Wooh. Well played.
Budda Nun better shape up. I don't seem to have contributed much of anything so far.
Budda Nun better shape up. I don't seem to have contributed much of anything so far.
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