Hormone pills that change your character from male to female and vice-versa
A magic lamp that summons a genie. Differently from what you'd expect, he only fulfills two wishes, so each half of the party gets one. As soon as the party decides on the two wishes, he changes his mind and says he'll only grant the better one, and only if they explain why their wish is the better one. As the party argues, he disappears. The encounter is repeatable
Flip-flops that let you choose contradictory options during a dialogue without pissing off the NPC
A bloody machete that somehow deals out more damage in the hands of african-american rangers
Tickets for a free ride at the local amusement park's roller coaster; however the park has been abandoned for decades, so they are useless
A man who vehemently denies the nuclear holocaust ever happened
A huge hammer that kills in three hits, with unique sound effects for the first two (*ding* *dong*)
A young girl that will engage in conversation with the party, enthusiastically waving her hands in one ranger's face. If he grabs the left hand, she is pleased and does away without a word. If he grabs the right hand, she screams and a few bandits show up from nowhere to attack the party. One of them is specially sadistic and will try to cripple the characters he attacks, his battle quips are all about human feces. He also wears bright white power armor; very high DR, but doesn't boost the user's charisma during conversations with female NPCs, despite what the description says
Power armor with special medical module promising regeneration of broken bone and tissue during combat; however, it is malfunctioning and will instead regularly deliver electrical shocks to the user's testicles / clitoris, deducting HP of course. The rusty joints are now jammed and the armor can't be removed
A flask of molerat's musk from the Far East that enables same-sex relationships for the user; however, after the first night sleeping with his partner, the user will wake up with a turd on his chest, his lover nowhere to be seen. The rest of the party laughs silently
An old woman asking you what can change the nature of man; failure to answer correctly will result in her walking away blathering something about decline of civilization. There are no correct answers
A merchant that sells scimitars and axes. When questioned about his odd choice in wares, he claims they are handled similarly
A sad old man that says he always had a bad memory and therefore never remembers anything. For some reason, his model is much more detailed than any other NPC in the game
Another lamp. This one summons a genie that will legally change the user's name on the spot if he wishes so. However, character will now be called "CHANGEMYNAMETO[PC%NAME]"
A gypsy that offers you a magic ring that supposedly makes you stronger and faster. The ring however is too small and thus impossible to equip
A pack of rats that can be engaged in conversation; however the leader seems to be a nihilist and doesn't believe in peaceful negotiations