Tomb Raider 2013

[Surf Solar]

But fuck those QTEs which don't tell you which key to press. And the depiction of wolves in this game.

 

[Sodafish]

when the game offers you to kill hundreds of people

But they're all men, and therefore don't count. If all that horrible stuff was happening to a male protagonist, nobody would give a toss.

 

[Jick Magger]

when the game offers you to kill hundreds of people

But they're all men, and therefore don't count. If all that horrible stuff was happening to a male protagonist, nobody would give a toss.

Case in point; Dead Space, where the various horrific, macabre, and excrutiatingly painful ways to die in the game were used as a marketing gimmick.

 

[Sodafish]

when the game offers you to kill hundreds of people

But they're all men, and therefore don't count. If all that horrible stuff was happening to a male protagonist, nobody would give a toss.

Case in point; Dead Space, where the various horrific, macabre, and excrutiatingly painful ways to die in the game were used as a marketing gimmick.

Or Sniper Elite V2. Somehow I think if TR had closeup X-ray shots of bullets perforating Lara's ovaries people would raise a fuss.

 

[DeepOcean]

What is worse is seeing emasculated men defending this bullshit. Everywhere men are depicted as dumb, irresponsible, not better than children and on every action movie ever, men are disposable, targets to be shot. Women are depicted as responsible, courageous, caring, incapable of lying, if they are so good and being half of the population, why the world is this piece of shit? This game is based on a gimmick: Gratuitous shock scenes, you should care for Lara suffering. Why? Because she is a beautiful womin. Apparently, nobody care about ugly bitches.

 

[Morgoth]

Lara: "Noooo please go away I don't want to hurt you NOOOOOO"

...#@§%&&!...

Achievement unlocked: MASS SLAUGHTERER

 

[Horus]

What is worse is seeing emasculated men defending this bullshit. Everywhere men are depicted as dumb, irresponsible, not better than children and on every action movie ever, men are disposable, targets to be shot. Women are depicted as responsible, courageous, caring, incapable of lying, if they are so good and being half of the population, why the world is this piece of shit? This game is based on a gimmick: Gratuitous shock scenes, you should care for Lara suffering. Why? Because she is a beautiful womin. Apparently, nobody care about ugly bitches.

 

[dnf]

What is worse is seeing emasculated men defending this bullshit. Everywhere men are depicted as dumb, irresponsible, not better than children and on every action movie ever, men are disposable, targets to be shot. Women are depicted as responsible, courageous, caring, incapable of lying, if they are so good and being half of the population, why the world is this piece of shit? This game is based on a gimmick: Gratuitous shock scenes, you should care for Lara suffering. Why? Because she is a beautiful womin. Apparently, nobody care about ugly bitches.

Ugly bitches dying would still make more fuss than men dying. I woudn't care that much if women didn't raised much of a fuss about it. If They want to be a man, treat them like a man.

 

[Melcar]

Yeah, the butthurt would be glorious. "Game promotes violence against not so attractive women".

 

[Sodafish]

Why? Because she is a beautiful womin. Apparently, nobody care about ugly bitches.

http://kotaku.com/5991145/shes-sexy-now-kill-her

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

But you can kick male asses with your sexy chick? The other way around is bad, you say?



Damn, I hope the Mortal Kombat will be released on PC.

 

[bonescraper]

Please tell me Reyes dies horribly at the end

They couldn't do that, as that would be unacceptable encouragement of violence against negroes.

Fix'd.

 

[DeepOcean]

"when a game sexualizes some of its characters and then lets you bash their heads in the ground and rip them in two. That's when it feels weird." Translation: I have a hard on when a woman is brutalized, is this wrong?

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

"when a game sexualizes some of its characters and then lets you bash their heads in the ground and rip them in two. That's when it feels weird." Translation: I have a hard on when a woman is brutalized, is this wrong?

 

[Hamster]

Just finished it. Well, the best i can say it was moderately entertaining at times.

Pros:
- beatiful locations in the second part of the game that can be fun to explore.
- shooting rape gangers with napalm arrows is fun.
- some beatiful visuals, awesome fire effects.
- pretty original setting,

Cons:
- unbearable overdose of QTE's and cutscenes, game just won't let you play it.
- absolutely shit story. In addition to being shit it fails as a prequel.
- most non-combat gameplay elements are repetetive,boring, shallow and half-assed.
- overall unispired game design, most of the time game feels just like any other popamole military shooter.

Verdict: could have been good for what it is, but ruined by too much shit game design and bad story.

 

[JarlFrank]

Tombshit Raider

Wouldn't call it that. It certainly is an improvement considering how shit all TR were after Last Revelation. That's where relatively-low sales come from I think, not quality of the game.

Legend was okay, Anniversary was good but then it was mostly a copypaste of TR1 levels, Underworld was good too. The last three, from Legend to Underworld, got better with each iteration, but then they decided to make derp instead of continuing to improve the formula.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

Underworld was my favourite of those three. Anniversary was immensely loyal to TR1 - it definitely wasn't dumbed down. Legend was more action-focused, but not as combat heavy as the 2013 reboot.

 

[JarlFrank]

Fuck this shit I'll try some new TRLE levels. I checked out some of them before but haven't gotten into them as deeply as into Thief FMs, but the ones I played were quite excellent (although one of them was really, really fucking hard to the point of sadism).

Let's check this one out: http://trle.net/sc/levelfeatures.php?lid=2589

 

[SoupNazi]

Schoolgirl Lara?

I can see why you're eager to try that one.

 

[Sodafish]

it definitely wasn't dumbed down

True that. I remember one particularly fiendish grapple jump in the coliseum level that had me rage quitting a few times.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

it definitely wasn't dumbed down

True that. I remember one particularly fiendish grapple jump in the coliseum level that had me rage quitting a few times.

The creator of Tomb Raider 1 worked on Anniversary, too. I can't imagine him having had any input into the 2013 reboot. It simply isn't Tomb Raider.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

when the game offers you to kill hundreds of people

But they're all men, and therefore don't count. If all that horrible stuff was happening to a male protagonist, nobody would give a toss.

Case in point; Dead Space, where the various horrific, macabre, and excrutiatingly painful ways to die in the game were used as a marketing gimmick.

Not only that, but they showed moms being exposed to Isaac's horrible deaths. Interestingly, no one thought they were getting off on it.

Spoiler

This one is great because of the article in middle of the page. I wonder if those moms are codexers?


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[ohWOW]

That
is
one
of
the
lamest
advertisements
in
the
fucking
history
of
man

your mom hates it too

 

[tuluse]

Why you guys defending this shitty game?

Lets see a game with attempted rape of a male protagonist and how people react to it.

 

[Machocruz]

Lets see a game with attempted rape of a male protagonist and how people react to it.

With socially acceptable lulz.