Decline Thiaf Pre-Release Thread

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

Don't release this shit, Eidos. Learn some tact.

 

[AstroZombie]

Its like we just entered the twilight zone of moderator stupidity.

You've just crossed over into... the Eidos forums.

 

[mindx2]

http://forums.eidosgames.com/showthread.php?t=139007&page=9

Thiaf is now part of the social justice crusade, giving deaf people the ability to play games.

This is just so full of FAIL I can't even....

... and this is from the guy with half his arms and legs... maybe the NBA should lower their basketball rims so I can feel good about myself and play basketball... yeah and if they don't they must be... um... uncaring racists legists, no... armists... nah, how about appendagists!

Yeah, down with those NBA APPEDAGISTS!!!

 

[Darth Slaughter]

As much as I try, now I can't disconect the similarity of the word thiAF with deAF, even though they do not rhyme.

This game should be about the master Dheaf.

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

As much as I try, now I can't disconect the similarity of the word thiAF with deAF, even though they do not rhyme.

This game should be about the master Dheaf.

Gayrat seems to rhyme perfectly. And none of the newfags will notice!

 

[JarlFrank]

Thank the gods for stuff like NewDark and The Dark Mod that promise us years upon years of awesome new fan mission releases that will all be better than the shit Eidos is making.

Nobody will care about Thi4f at all a few months after its release, but the modding community of the old games (and TDM) will continue to create good and memorable missions for us taffers to play.

 

[DefJam101]

holy fucking shit my mind

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

So, I guess here is a plot:
1. Garrett thinks sodomy is cool.
2. Garrett finds Erin.
3. Garrett wipes the shit out of the floor with tears.
4. Garrett steals money to heal his butthole and learn how to jump again.
Sequel.
1. Garrett thinks sodomy is cool.
2. Garrett dies during the act.
3. Erin becomes Garrett.
4. Baron has sex with Erin.
Part 3.
1. You can buy 'The Engaging Story' DLC for $50.

 

[Azazel]

So who else suspects the forum migration is to purge the archives of negativity, and any old threads will become unaccessible?

 

[JarlFrank]

It's not like anything can save this shit anymore anyway.

 

[skacky]

Some new info on the storyline. No need to tell you it sounds terrible. http://www.gameinformer.com/games/t...-director-tells-us-a-story-about-garrett.aspx
Oh and this one too: http://www.vg247.com/2013/09/12/the-garrett-enigma-why-mystery-is-crucial-to-thiefs-success/

 

[DalekFlay]

... and this is from the guy with half his arms and legs... maybe the NBA should lower their basketball rims so I can feel good about myself and play basketball... yeah and if they don't they must be... um... uncaring racists legists, no... armists... nah, how about appendagists!

Yeah, down with those NBA APPEDAGISTS!!!

*hands you participation trophy*

 

[7/10]

Garrett has a girlfriend! Garrett has a girlfriend!

 

[Darth Roxor]

Oh and this one too: http://www.vg247.com/2013/09/12/the-garrett-enigma-why-mystery-is-crucial-to-thiefs-success/

I've just vomited my guts out

 

[DalekFlay]

I still don't get why he has a mechanical eye if it's a reboot.

 

[Borelli]

Garrett taught Erin his methodology over several years. Killing is out, chaos must be avoided and only those with wealth deserve to be stolen from.

Hey you know what other game had the word chaos for killing? Dishonored! Good thing the new thief isn't copying it.

But as time passed his ward grew careless, sadistic and morally askew. Unable to side with her any longer, both the teacher and scholar parted ways, and Garrett entered into a period of isolation and regret. The mysterious thief we now know was truly born on that day.

Umm nope. The thief we know was truly born when he decided to left the Keepers. Wait are even Keepers in Thi4f?

 

[Bilgefar]

Umm nope. The thief we know was truly born when he decided to left the Keepers. Wait are even Keepers in Thi4f?

Yep, they're a "society of thieves". I wish I was making this shit up.

 

[DalekFlay]

Umm nope. The thief we know was truly born when he decided to left the Keepers. Wait are even Keepers in Thi4f?

Yep, they're a "society of thieves". I wish I was making this shit up.

Oh jesus...

 

[Morgoth]

Translation: Garret is Robin Hood!

Oh how fucking original and deep, Eidos.

 

[Melan]

Unable to side with her any longer, both the teacher and scholar parted ways, and Garrett entered into a period of isolation and regret.

The pair come upon a ritual in the large manor they are infiltrating. Observing from the roof is safe, until the building begins to shake and crumble. Erin falls, and without her claw, meets her end.

causes Garrett to black out for a year

What is this shit

There was a lot of richness that I wanted to dip into so that you could take a smell and say, ‘you know what? This feels familiar to me.’

Oh! It smells all right!

 

[Melan]

Also, this stuff is deeply embarrasing, fan fiction-level trash. Your average FM author has better stories to tell than these Serious Game Industry Professionals, and the real good ones are leaps and bounds better both in concept and execution. For fuck's sake, you can create a halfway competent Thief story by mashing up a random collection of film noir clichés!

 

[Echo Mirage]

Eidos Montreal is staffed by the trash that Ubisoft kicked to the curb after the embarrassment that was Rainbow Six Vegas to I expect nothing but amateur level development in every area.

 

[mindx2]

Oh and this one too: http://www.vg247.com/2013/09/12/the-garrett-enigma-why-mystery-is-crucial-to-thiefs-success/

I've just vomited my guts out

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

Am I the only one who wants this to be as hilariously bad as possible?

this new Thiaf is the goldmine of lulz

 

[FuelBlooded]

Looking forward to 3rd person.

Thiaf will have it, right?!!