Anime Overwatch

[tyl0413]

The queen returns to claim her rightful place on the throne.

Also blizz cancelled the requirement for a phone number, but only if you already owned overwatch.

Idk what they did but I'm still locked out despite meeting all the requirements, very cool. At least OW2 R34 doesn't require some dumb DRM so that makes it automatically better than the game.

 

[Silverfish]

My brain refuses to understand how and why some people jerks off to an1me -usually underage- characters. You're on Pornhub; click on Blonde, Brunette, Latina or something sections dammit! Why an1me? Is there any Freudian explaination to this?

"You don't dig material that's totally dependent on human trafficking and heavy drug use? Wow, okay, weirdo."

 

[Valestein]

My brain refuses to understand how and why some people jerks off to an1me -usually underage- characters. You're on Pornhub; click on Blonde, Brunette, Latina or something sections dammit! Why an1me? Is there any Freudian explaination to this?

"You don't dig material that's totally dependent on human trafficking and heavy drug use? Wow, okay, weirdo."

And whose "actresses" are products of child/adolescent sexual abuse.

 

[motherfucker]

https://www.pcgamer.com/sexual-assa...veals-a-glaring-overwatch-moderation-problem/

The description for the mode reads: "This is version 1.2 of the new and unique Sexual Harassment Simulator. Find new friends, live a normal life and give birth to a child!"

When you enter it, it forces one player to play as Cassidy against a team of strictly female Overwatch heroes. In the top-left of the screen, it instructs you to "Flash to knock down your victims," which refers to Cassidy's old Overwatch 1 Flashbang ability and then says to "Tbag to fuck," which is written with spaces, seemingly to get around a word filter. As you crouch, text appears on the top of the screen that says "raping…" Enemy heroes are then marked as "pregnant" and, eventually, a Torbjorn bot is spawned to simulate a child.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Update: Blizzard has made the unique code for the custom game mode no longer work, which I've also verified independently. I've edited the parts of the story below to reflect the change as well.

if a video game j*urnalist finds out someone is having fun in a private custom game, they will make an entire article dedicated to it solely to ruin your day

 

[Morenatsu.]

The queen returns to claim her rightful place on the throne.

Also blizz cancelled the requirement for a phone number, but only if you already owned overwatch.

My brain refuses to understand how and why some people jerks off to an1me -usually underage- characters. You're on Pornhub; click on Blonde, Brunette, Latina or something sections dammit! Why an1me? Is there any Freudian explaination to this? Whenever I hear about someone who likes furry or an1me porn, i just wanna do this :

Girls? Cunny? Pussy, you mean cats, right? I don't get it at all.

 

[Ravielsk]

I genuinely cannot tell if its the thread that died or the game.

 

[HereticGuy]

I genuinely cannot tell if its the thread that died or the game.

I'm pretty sure the game won't die for a long time because people are aggresively stupid and continues to support degenerate corporates and / or likes to waste their precious time on unworthy things.

 

[<3sRichardSimmons]

I genuinely cannot tell if its the thread that died or the game.

I'm pretty sure the game won't die for a long time because people are aggresively stupid and continues to support degenerate corporates and / or likes to waste their precious time on unworthy things.

Uh dude, like 3/4 of this thread is devoted to r34 shit so, while I don't disagree that corporates are degenerate, I'm pretty sure that you can't just blame it on them.

 

[tyl0413]

I genuinely cannot tell if its the thread that died or the game.

I'm pretty sure the game won't die for a long time because people are aggresively stupid and continues to support degenerate corporates and / or likes to waste their precious time on unworthy things.

Uh dude, like 3/4 of this thread is devoted to r34 shit so, while I don't disagree that corporates are degenerate, I'm pretty sure that you can't just blame it on them.

I'd blame the people supporting them more than the corporations, it's expected corporations will try to sell subpar products for as much as they can but so would it be that people wouldn't buy them but for some reason they do anyways so I say they're more at fault for doing that than the corporations who simply produce the trash, no one is forced to buy it, if anything they literally put more and more roadblocks in the way so one has to go out of their way to choose to support such garbage, why people actually do it still I think I'll never know the answer.

 

[HereticGuy]

Uh dude, like 3/4 of this thread is devoted to r34 shit so...

Haha you have a point, sir

I'd blame the people supporting them more than the corporations

I agree; unfortunately most people are not learning animals. Next CDProject Red or Blizzard game will sell millions, because average consumer has a shorter memory than a Koi fish.

 

[racofer]

Spoiler

 

[Mr. Pink]

...

I really like that the characters aren't bullet sponges. I wouldn't play the game at all if headshots weren't rewarded. I main Pharah, and I feel like she has the highest potential to roll over games just from the damage of her direct hits. Once I learned to reliably hit people instead of aiming at the ground, and hover strafe, I as two-three shotting everything in sight. Getting that Blue Plate Special on another pharah is the best feeling. Her rockets are about the same speed as the direct hit from TF2. Sadly, pharah is hard countered by mccree and widow (thankfully most of the players in this game can't aim).

Zenyatta is the most fun support hero because of the incredible DPS potential and really damn strong normal attacks.

Reapers normal attacks are extremely high damage, you just need meatshots and headshots in melee range. the damage falloff is very high. Wraith form, when used effectively is fucking infuriating to play against. Teleport is useful on certain maps, like the pagoda level in the chinese koth map, because there are a lot of spots within LOS to teleport to that can't be seen by enemies. It's total shit on other maps, like the indoors nepal map, or all of illios.


i'm mono#11965 , add

 

[Caim]

The queen returns to claim her rightful place on the throne.

Also blizz cancelled the requirement for a phone number, but only if you already owned overwatch.

Only way that Overwatch can compete with TF2 is its porn.

 

[racofer]

 

[Elttharion]

Does pansexual means he fucks pans? How the fuck does he do that?

Also lmao at kotaku, if someone wrote a headline like that for a female character they would be pissing blood.

 

[Modron]

Does pansexual means he fucks pans?

It means he dates women and has sex with loaves of bread.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

It means he fucks anything.

Men, women, children, farm animals, household appliances, furniture, anything.

It's a fancy way of saying "slutty whore".

 

[Valestein]

It's a bit "odd" that that the hype a character based on their sexual proclivities in a multiplayer game where that's the fluffiest of fluff.

 

[Caim]

For pansexuals any hole's a goal. As long as it consents (hopefully) and the pansexually is physically attracted to it, sex can happen.

It's a bit "odd" that that the hype a character based on their sexual proclivities in a multiplayer game where that's the fluffiest of fluff.

Once the SFM people get their hands on the model every Overwatch character is pansexual.

 

[Hobknobling]

It's a bit "odd" that that the hype a character based on their sexual proclivities in a multiplayer game where that's the fluffiest of fluff.

They know their audience:

Spoiler

 

[Sarathiour]

It's mercy, except it's now a fag instead.
Peak design lmao.

 

[Late Bloomer]

Defense Matrix – Driving Positivity in Overwatch

Shortly after launch, we began using machine-learning algorithms to transcribe and identify disruptive voice chat in-game. These efforts continue to be successful not only in identifying disruptive chat, but encouraging players who are actioned to change their behavior for the better. In many cases, players don’t realize how they communicate to their teammates can be disruptive and immediately correct their behavior after receiving a warning. Overall, we’re happy with the results of this new tech, and we’ll be deploying to more regions and languages in the months ahead.

https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/overwatch/23934873/defense-matrix-driving-positivity-in-overwatch

 

[Baron Dupek]

Overwatch 2's PvE Mode cancelled
https://web.archive.org/web/2023051...-explains-what-happened-and-why/1100-6514242/

Game director Aaron Keller and executive producer Jared Neuss discuss why the eagerly-anticipated mode will no longer be released and the future of Overwatch 2.

the entire point of them renaming it and creating all that controversy was for naugh?

 

[Caim]

Overwatch 2's PvE Mode cancelled
https://web.archive.org/web/2023051...-explains-what-happened-and-why/1100-6514242/

Game director Aaron Keller and executive producer Jared Neuss discuss why the eagerly-anticipated mode will no longer be released and the future of Overwatch 2.

the entire point of them renaming it and creating all that controversy was for naugh?

The "play of the game" music started playing in my head, with the killfeed being every single motherfucker who bought the game or its microtransactions.