Oh my god. It's happening. The time is now.
Hello mister
Whalenought_Joe, good sir. In late march of last year, I bought Mechajammer on GoG after the Refracted Update went through; and the days that followed now constitute what is quite simply the weirdest, most infuriating video gaming experience in my storied 30+ year 'gaming career'. Thus I created an account here (something exceptionnal for me), where I found the only people talking about Mechajammer outside of Steam, and left a short and rather scathing review of the game.
But I then faced a rather singular problem. I'm someone who finishes games. And in a couple of days, I, an extremely calm and composed man, almost maniacally un-installed then re-installed your game multiple times, growing increasingly frustrated with the incommensurable plethora of bugs. Simultaneously, I couldn't help but wonder if it was even possible to finish the game, so utterly broken it seemed. And searching through the internet, I found absolutely no one—months after the release, not a
single person!—having talked about or recorded any footage of the game beyond its first hour or so of playtime.
So, finding the experience vaguely cathartic, I went to work and started an impromptu Let's Play of Mechajammer in this very thread (following shortly my first post, on page 143). To this day, I think it is the only full playthrough in existence; and if you search Youtube for 'Mechajammer Quarryman' or '[...] Ending' or yet '[...] Puzzle' you'll find my short videos are the only ones to surface.
Now, let's be very clear that you, the developer, owe me precisely nothing. I bought your game; I played your game; I loathed your game with such visceral passion could never be fought. But that's fine.
Natheless, I have roughly seventeen quintibillion questions about Mechajammer, and boy oh boy do I hope I can now ask you at least a few of them?
/e: I should had, just in case you think I only have horrible things to say, that the entire 'detective' part of the game was truly well-thought and a pleasure to complete.