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Philosoraptor in Residence
More: imagine Mechajammer as it is now but with such a save system the devs once envisionned. I'm certain that game could have been actually impossible to finish. You acquire an essential key, then while you make your way to the door it unlocks—on the opposite side of the city, so it takes a couple of minutes during which the game overwrites your save—the key disappears from your inventory. Bricked playthrough.
So you're saying it would've been the most Codexian game ever made.
You're kidding, but
I'm not kidding. Imagine playing a tabletop RPG run by a random disgruntled Codexer, like SDG after he's learned that you're a tranny and not going to have sex with him, or PedoMarine in any thread ever.
Yeah, the door's unlocked. Somewhere.
Also, you seem to have dropped the key. Figure it out.
What're you going to do about it, bitch?