Let's press the button of awesome - Stolen memos found

[DwarvenFood]

What the fuck is up with the dude's sword, are they doing jRPG style or something

 

[circ]

What the fuck is up with the dude's sword, are they doing jRPG style or something

Never heard of Dragon Age: Origins have you?

 

[Brotherman Bill]

At this point, at least in the demo on low settings, Hawke makes one of the derpest faces I've seen. He, liek, pushes all his eyebrows forward so that they form one solid mass that acts as an extension of his head roughly two fingers in height and length.

Did you see it too or was it just me?


Also, did you pay for this shit?

 

[Peter]

Now, I haven't played Origins, so it might've been in that game as well, but, oh God, the blood stains.

THE BLOOD STAINS.

Continue

 

[Jaesun]

Sup, Kreia.

OMG SO MUCH AWESOME! Thanks for the update dude, and also for the re-size of images. May your sanity prevail while you play this terrible game.

 

[Erebus]

Hawke actually saying this would be way better than the drivel the game translates your choice into.

 

[DraQ]

So the dagger penetrates plate armor and disappears without leaving a visible wound? Dark, dark magic.

That's odd indeed - why didn't he explode out of his armour in a shower of blood and bodyparts like everything else?


Am dissappoint - nothing awesome has happened.



P.S. Does she really stab him *through* the armour, rather than opening?

 

[Brotherman Bill]

P.S. Does she really stab him *through* the armour, rather than opening?

See for yourself, 10:10-10:25

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndKOs1j3Uqs&NR=1

 

[GarfunkeL]

This can only get better, right? RIGHT?

 

[spekkio]

Thanks for doing this for us, Comrade!

 

[Cassidy]

Thanks for doing this for us, Comrade!

Sorry Codex, but your old source of hatred is gone.

Compared to this, Oblivion is a masterpiece.

 

[praetor]

hopefully this doesn't end up like rk47's ass fx2 lp

 

[taplonaplo]

hopefully this doesn't end up like rk47's ass fx2 lp

Twinkle finished his DAO LP as i remember, so i don't think you have to worry about that.

Also m i the only one who thinks the new girl is Jaheira reborn without the whole nature bullshit? Or maybe it's just the loser/dead mate that's common. We'll see i guess.

 

[Erebus]

Also m i the only one who thinks the new girl is Jaheira reborn without the whole nature bullshit? Or maybe it's just the loser/dead mate that's common.

If she's anything like Jaheira, she'll soon forget her mate ever existed and start seducing/pestering the hero.

 

[RK47]

hopefully this doesn't end up like rk47's ass fx2 lp

Let's wait for ME 3 release date

 

[Lumpy]

P.S. Does she really stab him *through* the armour, rather than opening?

See for yourself, 10:10-10:25

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndKOs1j3Uqs&NR=1

Lolwat.
I mean, this might be somewhat acceptable if it were a customizable character (though even then, why not slit his throat?). But this guy is supposed to wear armor, so... wat?

 

[RK47]

nitpick all u want, but it's obvious bioware didn't really pay attention to their model animations.

i just started playing for 10 seconds b4 bursting in laughter at a darkspawn literally exploded after hawke charged it.

 

[DraQ]

Lolwat.
I mean, this might be somewhat acceptable if it were a customizable character (though even then, why not slit his throat?). But this guy is supposed to wear armor, so... wat?

Any armor can be assumed to have openings or at least weak spots where plates join to facilitate mobility or have to be replaced by a more flexible material like mail patches. Those spots are in characteristic places like armpits or (unless a gorget is worn) neck. She could have stabbed him downwards in the base of neck, FFS.

nitpick all u want, but it's obvious bioware didn't really pay attention to their model animations.

That's just too fucking bad for them as they were supposedly aiming for "cinematic experience".

If I'm playing Morrowind and seeing animations that were obviously done by Bethesda's janitor I'll just wince a bit but it won't really impact my enjoyment given that the animations are there primarily to let me know what's happening and they do their job.

If I'm playing a "cinematic experience" with more cutscenes than actual gameplay, I'm also expecting those cutscenes to be top notch, since they serve no other purpose than to distract me from the fact that I'm actually trying to play a fucking movie.

 

[Inziladun]

Fuck the animations.

The dialouge, the voices, the voiceacting.... omg it's all just so horrible. I thought Bioware developed this, not CD-Project's translation team.

After watching that demo play-through I'm canceling my torrent, fuck this shit.

 

[Furious Flaming Faggot]

I was confident that nothing could dethrone Oblivion as King Shit of Retardo Mountain, but it would seem that i was quite wrong. Perhaps Skyrim will take the throne back for Bethesda, but so far DA2 looks delightfully awful.

 

[lightbane]

I was confident that nothing could dethrone Oblivion as King Shit of Retardo Mountain, but it would seem that i was quite wrong. Perhaps Skyrim will take the throne back for Bethesda, but so far DA2 looks delightfully awful.

What about ArcaniA? Dragon Derp 2 or ArcaniA, which one is worse and why? Discuss!

 

[XenomorphII]

Arcania is worse. It destroyed something that was actually once good. DA2 just declined an already meh game, from a long time meh developer.

That said where's the awesome at? Press those buttons, splode those darkspawn, and update! I want to know if there is something redeeming about this thing.

 

[Krash]

I was confident that nothing could dethrone Oblivion as King Shit of Retardo Mountain, but it would seem that i was quite wrong. Perhaps Skyrim will take the throne back for Bethesda, but so far DA2 looks delightfully awful.

What about ArcaniA? Dragon Derp 2 or ArcaniA, which one is worse and why? Discuss!

Dragon age 2, for all it's derp, isn't even close to the crappyness of ArcaniA, please. Lets not totally ditch common sense and objectivity just because of Bioware hate.

 

[kris]

i'd like to know if anyone managed to kill the ogre on nightmare without taking a ranged char and running in circles

If I only realised this "awesome" tactic. Instead I took down difficult rating for this battle.

So the dagger penetrates plate armor and disappears without leaving a visible wound? Dark, dark magic.

Exactly my thought there. So far the cinematic experience have been on par with the phantom menace.

Paul McCartney is Awesome Hawke

Thank god I'm not the only one who saw this.

His voice would have been cool for Hawke. Having a voice for your character is just fail IMO, how many will ever like a pre-set voice for what is supposed to be your character? Ok ok, I know it isn't really your character, but still.

 

[engy]

Might be worth downing the High Res pack for this if you haven't already. http://social.bioware.com/page/da2-patches