Let's play Zafehouse Diaries!

[Anabanana]

Imperial thought for the day: It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself.

I guess that's a vote for SMASH THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF SUPERZOMBIE then?

 

[ironyuri]

Imperial thought for the day: It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself.

I guess that's a vote for SMASH THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF SUPERZOMBIE then?

Well it looks like the hunter couldn't outrun it. How about Utarefson fights it and SUPER ATHLETE ALICIA leaps into the chopper ignoring the laws of physics?

 

[Anabanana]

Imperial thought for the day: It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself.

I guess that's a vote for SMASH THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF SUPERZOMBIE then?

Well it looks like the hunter couldn't outrun it. How about Utarefson fights it and SUPER ATHLETE ALICIA leaps into the chopper ignoring the laws of physics?

GAHAHAH! If Alicia could just leave the librarian there to die, I would. Sadly, they can only take action together, I'm afraid.

 

[Morkar Left]

Run and if possible let Alicia behind to distract the monster, she becomes dead meat anyway. Fuck librarians!

EDIT: ok, just run, there's no chance to win against him exhausted, wounded and with probably no ammo anyway.

Game over...

 

[Anabanana]

So that's one vote for run, and one vote for fight... I need someone to change their mind or a tiebreaker. :D

 

[ironyuri]

So that's one vote for run, and one vote for fight... I need someone to change their mind or a tiebreaker. :D

Where are we running to, though? We have nowhere to run We're totally fucked.

 

[Anabanana]

So that's one vote for run, and one vote for fight... I need someone to change their mind or a tiebreaker. :D

Where are we running to, though? We have nowhere to run We're totally fucked.

If my experiences with the lynch mob are anything to go by, survivors will automatically run to the nearest already-breached building. I've never gotten this particular event before though, so...

 

[ironyuri]

The mission's a goatfuck, Admiral.

 

[Anabanana]

The mission's a goatfuck, Admiral.

So that means you're switching to run, right? But we might get a rescue clue from the big zombie, oh no~~

 

[Morkar Left]

We have absolutely no chance to win against that beast. If we could split the party it would be another thing. RUN!

 

[Anabanana]

If anybody is against running, speak up now or forever hold your peace. *will wait for an indeterminate amount of time before proceeding*

 

[ironyuri]

Fight. Fight!

 

[Ashery]

If you've got the ammo for the shotguns, fight. You'll have only a couple of chances to find a clue if you decide to breach houses.

 

[Anabanana]

All right, it's two votes against one. Sorry, Morkar. Fight the big zombie it is.

 

[Morkar Left]

Not that the eventual survivors would have made it anyway...

 

[ironyuri]

I still think, if we kill this zombie, we have a slight chance, 25% of being at the right factory. Then all we need is frequency clue.

 

[Anabanana]

Congrats, Morkar, lightbane! You finally got to finish a run!

Moral of the story: Never kill creepy little girls with zombie herpes. They will always fuck you up.

Now who's up for another round of dying horrible, pointless deaths? :D

 

[Azira]

Heck, Azira's still lost in this town. I'd do a second run.

Name: Azira
Money: Middle
Education: University
Orientation: Straight
Gender: Male
Ancestry: European
Career: (The harrowing experience of not being picked up by the choppah, has addled his mind a bit, and he no longer considers himself a surgeon) Musician! He thinks he's swedish chef and likes singing.
Special trait: Resilient
Age: 32

Can't wait to see how quickly he's killed off.

Alternatively, you could make a custom occupation: Swedish Chef

Artistic, social and enterprising
Stats, he's survived one round, he's just slightly more buff than the balanced, 7 points:
Strong 2, Smart 1, Perceptive 2, Resilient 2

 

[Morkar Left]

It turned out as expected. At least the team will now rest moan in peace together

 

[Anabanana]

Heck, Azira's still lost in this town. I'd do a second run.

Name: Azira
Money: Middle
Education: University
Orientation: Straight
Gender: Male
Ancestry: European
Career: (The harrowing experience of not being picked up by the choppah, has addled his mind a bit, and he no longer considers himself a surgeon) Musician! He thinks he's swedish chef and likes singing.
Special trait: Resilient
Age: 32

Can't wait to see how quickly he's killed off.

Alternatively, you could make a custom occupation: Swedish Chef

Artistic, social and enterprising
Stats, he's survived one round, he's just slightly more buff than the balanced, 7 points:
Strong 2, Smart 1, Perceptive 2, Resilient 2

Do you have a preference as to which I make him, a musician or the Swedish chef? If you don't, I'm going to flip a coin to decide.

 

[Dayyālu]

I was certain that the last team was going to be a winner (they were fit, well equipped and in good relationships).
Back to this thread.... and they're all dead.Whoa.

If Azira is in, the battle is still not over even for Artabanes.

Name:Artabanes
Money: Poor
Education: University
Orientation: Straight
Gender: Male
Ancestry: Middle Eastern
Age:35
Career: I'd like to use Azira suggestion of 7 points (already survived one round, damn!)
Morgue Cleaner
Conventional,Realistic,Enterprising
Strong 2 Smart 3 Perceptive 0 (Drinking has done wonders) Resilient 2

This time.... we SHALL TRIUMPH!

EDIT: Main Stat: Smart

 

[dextermorgan]

Name: Dexter
Money: Poor
Education: Highschool
Orientation: Straight
Gender: Male
Ancestry: European
Age: 34
Career: Police officer
Realistic, Investigative, Conventional
Favored stats: Resilient, Perceptive, Smart, in that order

 

[Azira]

Swedish chef.

 

[lightbane]

Well, that was not what I've expected to happen Oh well, better to die with your bros than run away like a bitch, I guess. At least Yugo had his hat to accompany him to the other side...

At least I died in the arms of my dearest bro Yugo. Forever together in death.

Although the mental image of Yugo somehow managing to kill more zombies with a pistol's butt, while he literally was being butchered by a zombie mob is amusing.

Anyways, let's see if the next team fares better.

 

[Anabanana]

Lindblum

Artabanes and Azira seem to have survived the mob of zombies that we last saw assaulting them - are you going to join them, or did you die a miserable, librarian death? :D