Let's LARP the Emperor's Finest - a wh40k IF

[Ulminati]

Such is life in the (war)zone.

You could have been this but you chose to be some loser with a gas mask, now deal with it.

3 out of 4 people who voted Catachan in the last round, voted paperwork in this one. Do jungle fighters love paperwork or are they just butthurt?

 

[Excidium]

You ruin our fun, we ruin yours.

Voted for Vostroyans/Valhallans but is not enough for them.

Vostroyans would be cool, if not only for furry hats but also because we wouldn't be tied to a murder since root said the whole matter would have been resolved with a duel of honor.

 

[Ulminati]

You ruin our fun, we ruin yours.

Butthurt confirmed.

Discard all further opinions from Excidium protocol: Enabled

 

[Excidium]

Ulminati

I'm just kidding mang

I voted paper pushing because I don't want to do anything with that stupid commissar and root will probably just do a fast-forward to the action or something.

 

[Ratatosk]

A1

 

[eklektyk]

3 out of 4 people who voted Catachan in the last round, voted paperwork in this one. Do jungle fighters love paperwork or are they just butthurt?

all i'm trying here is not to die before this thing starts for real....
we must build some momentum before we got shot for heresy or sumfin

 

[Excidium]

2 Ulminati, Cassidy, anus_pounder, renegen, random_word, zwist, hoodoo, ironyuri, Commissar Draco, cappenvarra -- 11

10 users, 11 votes.

 

[Ulminati]

And you counted hoodoo as having voted

2 Ulminati, Cassidy, anus_pounder, renegen, random_word, zwist, hoodoo, ironyuri, Commissar Draco, cappenvarra -- 11

10 users, 11 votes.

And you counted hoodoo as having voted 3 even though he voted 2. And claimed I voted 1 even though I voted 2. Problem?

 

[Excidium]

We all just suck at tallying.

Also we should stop it for the next update because root was bitching it influences votes.

 

[Reject_666_6]

A1, gg

 

[Darth Roxor]

2.

Can't go wrong with Commissar Holt

 

[Ulminati]

3. Maximum retardo.

Spoiler

 

[Hellraiser]

2) The Lord Commisar is the choice. Also one should not piss off a man who gifts your sorry unit with MARS-PATTERN ELEVEN BARRELS OF HELL and is wiling to execute shit for even the slightest reason.

 

[Quetzacoatl]

2

 

[Jaedar]

I'm kinda vary of playing them against eachother when there's baneblade or worse at stake(lots of collateral if it comes down to it). Better stick with the lord commisar.

2

 

[Esquilax]

I'm liking the Lord Commisar already.

2

 

[eklektyk]

I'm liking the Lord Commisar already.

2

2 is the only choice

 

[Renegen]

2, we need some time to brood.

 

[Excidium]

Shit gets real

2)

Also for the one or two of you that don't know the man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOi3CzZjV0M

 

[Stygian Lurker]

3

 

[Sergiu64]

1

 

[Omicron]

2

 

[Storyfag]

2

Also, can't go wrong with

Spoiler

Lord Commissar Holt goodness!

 

[Jick Magger]

‘It’s Lord Commisar’ Says Lord Commisar Holt, removing his gasmask and drawing his laspistol. ‘And you have been waiting for me while doing nothing of importance, as I can plainly see. Your regiment is a disgrace to the Imperium.’

222222222222222222222222twoIIthesecondFORTHELOVEOFGODTWO.

 

[Zaan]

Going with 2. Hope that Holt will live up to expectations.

BLAM!

That's Commissar Holt.

BLAM!

That's Lord Commissar Holt.