"I feel quite horny."
--Henry of Skalitz
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Kingdom Come: Deliverance II - Henry's coming to see us on February 4th
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My honest opnion:
herpenis
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honestly that trailer is cool
I assume thats the henry-is-not-gay-but-a-chad trailer.
herpenis
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well he was dancing with some girl love interest, not on his knees sucking big hard cowboy cock in the showers of ram ranch, so i'd say yea
KCD 2 started to really climb up the top sellers chart so the sheep obviously
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Paul_cz
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It is not a trailer intended for people already in KCD's orbit. It is a TV spot to attract the fornite eaters and superbowl watchers. And it is pretty great at doing that, imho. Even if I generally loathe modern music in medieval works.
Yes but imagine a normie fortnite dildo diving into the game and learning you have to find and pick a few herbs and then find an alchemy bench and then press a bunch of levers in a complicated pattern.... to be able to save :D :D
Can't wait for the Feb 4th streams, I'll open my best whisky and just watch all those IQ 74 retards like xQc bouncing off the game after realizing they can't just mash-the-LMB their way through enemies.
Larianshill
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I do understand that, as per my reply right above yours.
"Cinematic", meaning "the CGI used here has nothing to do with the game's actual rendering engine".
Shaki
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Why are there no niggers or buttsex in the trailer, I thought Vavra insisted they're necessary to make the game more interesting, why not show off these great super original ideas?
NecroLord
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Cinematic game trailers are pure trash.
Always have been.
Paul_cz
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And also Witcher 1, 2 and 3 intro cinematics. It is the studio founded by Tomek Baginski, who then went crazy and co-produced the netflix abomination, coping and and defending it on facebook to hilarious results.
His CGI work remains ace though.
MerchantKing
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Kangdom Coom: Delivery Boy II
Matt Easton's main complaint is that the combat animations are unrealistically sluggish.
pickmeister
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Kinkdom Cum: Degenerates II
Just keep in mind that any flashy new feature or even a cinematic trailer, Henry paid for with his butt to Embracer group
No bad feelings, I'm still buying the game, but I'll take every shot at Vavra. Best of both worlds.
Oh, Henry the martyr,
paid with his ass,
for every new feature
the second game has.
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NecroLord
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Katanas are underpowered d20.
I know. What I don't know is, why do they produce them then.
"Here is an ad for my product, that my product looks nothing like"
That's basically all ads.
It's mentioning the name that matters, content not as much.
If you see/hear an ad of something 10 times and not care about it at all, when you go shopping and have brands one of which is one you heard about previously you are more likely to choose that one because it will unconsciously be contrasted with less known options and make you fell like it's somewhat better because at least you know the name. "Oh, I heard this brand before somewhere, might be better than other stuff I haven't heard about".
It's not aimed at people interested in the product but those who are not (yet) interested.
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