Let's Read Heroes Never End (LR: WildStorm)

[oldmanpaco]

OK when Midnighter was going on about this future being different than the one he saw .. what the hell was he talking about?

Also I knew gay love would someday save the world.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Oh, back in the build-up miniseries, WildStorm: Armageddon, the Void brought several heroes in succession into the future in an effort to enable them to stop it from happening.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Are we done?

 

[SoupNazi]

I definitely want more. I'm not very :monocle: about comics and some of the stories are fairly entertaining.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Then we are in agreement; MOAR!

 

[Furious Flaming Faggot]

I concur, give us moar or God will flood your mother country with illegal immigrants and dandy sodomites.

 

[Cassidy]

Guys here is the ultimate Doctor:

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Empe ... nd#Origins

The Emperor is the collective reincarnation of all the shamans of Neolithic humanity's various peoples

 

[RK47]

Guys here is the ultimate Doctor:

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Empe ... nd#Origins

The Emperor is the collective reincarnation of all the shamans of Neolithic humanity's various peoples

That was...beautiful. It moved me more than the Holy Bible did.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Yea, I'm getting to it, but I think I'll need to start posting the WildCATs World's End series as well, since otherwise the last WildStorm issue evar won't make sense.

Guys here is the ultimate Doctor:

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Empe ... nd#Origins

The Emperor is the collective reincarnation of all the shamans of Neolithic humanity's various peoples

That old fluff was the most retarded shit ever. The who wrote the stuff about Starchild and Kensai should be hanged from his balls.

 

[oldmanpaco]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Just finished reading through the entire slogfest. At least it has its good parts.

And yes, I want MOAR!

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

More.

 

[Brother None]

What's with the sudden bout of retardation amongst the villains? The British gubnament people see no problem in putting the Engineer into a room with active alien tech? Kaizen sees no problem with putting Jack into the heart of a city? The green knight thing keeps the Midnighter alive for no discernible reason?

Anyway, enjoyed this thread and most of the comics in it. The comics aren't nearly as entertaining as the bashing, though.

PS: one other specific thing that amused me: for a "spirit of the 21st century", Jenny sure does look a hell of a lot like a 90s teenager. Writers/artists showing their age there.

 

[Sceptic]

What's with the sudden bout of retardation amongst the villains?

Well they've got somehow balance the heroes' retardation, otherwise this would've been a very short comic.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

one other specific thing that amused me: for a "spirit of the 21st century", Jenny sure does look a hell of a lot like a 90s teenager. Writers/artists showing their age there.

Oh burn.

Actually, I'd say her "youthful dialogue" is worse, though I guess both can be passed off with the fact she's actually eight and just thinks that's how "cool and hip teenagers" are.

PS: I think I'll need to post the WildCATs series for World's End from the start before resuming The Authority alongside it. Update when I decide to acquire all the scans necessary.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Do it now! Compliance is mandatory.

Harvest the comics. That is your mission... Avoid the authorities, avoid malware... That is advice.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

First I play Champions Online, then I'll start dowloading.

 

[Sceptic]

Why not setting them to download WHILE you play Champions Online? What OS are you using that it can't handle multitasking, DOS 4?

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

He's using Vault-OS. The one true OS for any member of Codexia.

 

[SoupNazi]

He's playing a game with ONLINE in the name. Obviously he needs the traffic for lagless play

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Is it time yet?

 

[Luzur]

Vaarna, pics on page 22 and 23 dont work.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Hmmm, they work fine for me. Anyway, I promise the first WildCATs update tomorrow. Pinky-swear.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

The next day...

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

~ 6 hours till update.