kris
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Brother None said:
I actually get the impression they poke fun about that.
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Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)
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I actually get the impression they poke fun about that.
Brother None
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WhiskeyWolf said:
Eh?
GarfunkeL
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Meaning it was a non-interactive dialogue sequence. You just click to make the text move, no actual fapping.
Vaarna_Aarne
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Rance's awe-inspiring feats keep on piling up. We now know he can move at the speed of light, though he doesn't seem to bother with it unless it's for wanking.
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A short update this time.
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Turn #22
As you can see this guy isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
Another candidate for "in 5 years".
As they say, the plot thickens.
I came to a conclusion that my armies shouldn't just stand there and do nothing. They might as well catch some Commanders for Rance to rape and later to release for the "+1 level" item.
Asai-Asakura it is.
The "Atk Manual #2" we acquired earlier in the Kyo dungeon goes to Rance.
Hey ho, hey ho... into a dungeon we shall go.
More events. "It's fun to watch, and it's also fun to touch" - why is there a comma before and?
The Hanny of course asks us to let him go.
Rance tries to kill him anyway by the Hanny manages to leg-it.
We use up the last Fan to find a dungeon in the territory that used to be ruled by Hara.
End of Turn #22
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In the next turn I will tell you what we found thanks to today "quest in the deeps".
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Turn #22
As you can see this guy isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
Another candidate for "in 5 years".
As they say, the plot thickens.
I came to a conclusion that my armies shouldn't just stand there and do nothing. They might as well catch some Commanders for Rance to rape and later to release for the "+1 level" item.
Asai-Asakura it is.
The "Atk Manual #2" we acquired earlier in the Kyo dungeon goes to Rance.
Hey ho, hey ho... into a dungeon we shall go.
More events. "It's fun to watch, and it's also fun to touch" - why is there a comma before and?
The Hanny of course asks us to let him go.
Rance tries to kill him anyway by the Hanny manages to leg-it.
We use up the last Fan to find a dungeon in the territory that used to be ruled by Hara.
End of Turn #22
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In the next turn I will tell you what we found thanks to today "quest in the deeps".
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So the Hannies reached our lands.
As you can see we have two choices. If we ambush them it's war and war is not my objective... not right now at least. So we let them pass.
The kids are still running away.
Asai-Asakura counter-attacks and crashes into a wall, as expected.
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Turn #23
Now that most of the important story events was already shown their place will take the less important events (mostly character interaction), those that we usually need Fans to activate. Those pop-up randomly at the beginning of the turn.
What did I tell you.
This is now the third dungeon we visit.
After fighting off all the shitty monsters we hit the bottom.
20 pearls? We will probably need those later.
Let's look up what we found. Besides this "Action Manual" (no War, Mus, Nin - how convenient) we also got an item, but it's shit so let's leave it alone.
Dousan will get it, because she can later give it to someone else.
We also have an "Int. Manual #2", I don't know what to do with it... suggestions welcome.
Although we already cleared this dungeon just a minute ago we have to do it again. The reason for this is one of the six big treasures (the 6 big treasures are scattered through out Japan... in the strangest of places if I may add), if we get all six we will be awarded with 10 points.
Our Commanders are already low on action points but no worry. When clearing the dungeon the seconded time we only have to fight the last floor, pretty convenient.
Bingo.
We can fuck around a bit thanks to the last Fan.
The man with the plan.
Never enough Satisfaction Points.
End of Turn #23
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*Between the turn*
So the Hannies reached our lands.
As you can see we have two choices. If we ambush them it's war and war is not my objective... not right now at least. So we let them pass.
The kids are still running away.
Asai-Asakura counter-attacks and crashes into a wall, as expected.
*Between the turn*
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Turn #23
Now that most of the important story events was already shown their place will take the less important events (mostly character interaction), those that we usually need Fans to activate. Those pop-up randomly at the beginning of the turn.
What did I tell you.
This is now the third dungeon we visit.
After fighting off all the shitty monsters we hit the bottom.
20 pearls? We will probably need those later.
Let's look up what we found. Besides this "Action Manual" (no War, Mus, Nin - how convenient) we also got an item, but it's shit so let's leave it alone.
Dousan will get it, because she can later give it to someone else.
We also have an "Int. Manual #2", I don't know what to do with it... suggestions welcome.
Although we already cleared this dungeon just a minute ago we have to do it again. The reason for this is one of the six big treasures (the 6 big treasures are scattered through out Japan... in the strangest of places if I may add), if we get all six we will be awarded with 10 points.
Our Commanders are already low on action points but no worry. When clearing the dungeon the seconded time we only have to fight the last floor, pretty convenient.
Bingo.
We can fuck around a bit thanks to the last Fan.
The man with the plan.
Never enough Satisfaction Points.
End of Turn #23
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So what was that? Viagra?
Also Sill has shape-changing breasts? :/ This shit is so freaky!
PS: actually shouting "ORGASM!" when you're about to come sounds like a p good idea tho. Gahahaha!
Also Sill has shape-changing breasts? :/ This shit is so freaky!
PS: actually shouting "ORGASM!" when you're about to come sounds like a p good idea tho. Gahahaha!
Why didn't you attack the hanny kingdom, too?
They are ridicously easy and have 5 national power afaik. Usually, I attack both Asai-Asakura and the Hannies at the same time, so that I get an open passage to both Uesugi and Houjuu.
Yeah, and you should definitely search for the dungeon in the Tokugawa province (I think it was there)... the dialogue between Ranmaru and Rance is one of the best in the whole game
They are ridicously easy and have 5 national power afaik. Usually, I attack both Asai-Asakura and the Hannies at the same time, so that I get an open passage to both Uesugi and Houjuu.
Yeah, and you should definitely search for the dungeon in the Tokugawa province (I think it was there)... the dialogue between Ranmaru and Rance is one of the best in the whole game
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Nope. Guess again.
Because I don't want to waste a Fan on those pathetic faggots. Besides, they will attack me soon enough.
laclongquan
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Take your time and smell the pussies!
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A-A attacks and... stop catching those fucking man, I want women.
Hanny-scum reached Kyo.
We will get back to them in a moment.
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Turn #24
More good events.
Give me more satisfaction points.
If you have counted, those are the last reinforcements from Leazus.
So, to get some events rolling we have to attack the A-A.
Thanks to constant battles their forces are weakened, a.i. not much of a threat.
Post battle event:
Although that doesn't change the fact that they still have a small Ace up their sleeve.
Of course Yoshikage tells him to go fuck himself with his "condition". After that he leaves.
Yuki manages to catch up to him in the woods and agrees to become his wife if he manages to push-back Oda.
This self-sacrifice will lead to some epic fucking, just you wait.
Oh yeah, the troops Dassan commands are formed from Pandas... I shit you not.
The problem here is that there is no way to win this battle. The Pandas will keep coming without end until we have used up all of our Commanders. So we will retreat, for now.
It's time to use up the last Fan and check on the Hannies.
A girl you say? To be continued.
Let's look up our ero-diary - 114? Needs more fucking.
End of Turn #24
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The next update will be heavy on the Screens&Fucking so be sure to reach the next page.
*Between the turn*
A-A attacks and... stop catching those fucking man, I want women.
Hanny-scum reached Kyo.
We will get back to them in a moment.
*Between the turn*
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Turn #24
More good events.
Give me more satisfaction points.
If you have counted, those are the last reinforcements from Leazus.
So, to get some events rolling we have to attack the A-A.
Thanks to constant battles their forces are weakened, a.i. not much of a threat.
Post battle event:
Although that doesn't change the fact that they still have a small Ace up their sleeve.
Of course Yoshikage tells him to go fuck himself with his "condition". After that he leaves.
Yuki manages to catch up to him in the woods and agrees to become his wife if he manages to push-back Oda.
This self-sacrifice will lead to some epic fucking, just you wait.
Oh yeah, the troops Dassan commands are formed from Pandas... I shit you not.
The problem here is that there is no way to win this battle. The Pandas will keep coming without end until we have used up all of our Commanders. So we will retreat, for now.
It's time to use up the last Fan and check on the Hannies.
A girl you say? To be continued.
Let's look up our ero-diary - 114? Needs more fucking.
End of Turn #24
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The next update will be heavy on the Screens&Fucking so be sure to reach the next page.
laclongquan
Arcane
If you want more girl rape records, do not finish off Uesugi too quickly. They and Houjo use more girl commander than any others.
Perhaps break through one of those three countries and conquer youkai kingdom first?
Perhaps break through one of those three countries and conquer youkai kingdom first?
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That's my plan.
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the entrance to the Youkai kingdom in the territory owned by Takeda.
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Oh yeah, it's Saitama. *Currenty* in the hands of Hojou.JoKa said:
laclongquan
Arcane
Complete conquer one Takeda province and take Saitama, I urge you!
On another note, on subject of spare NP: if you have enough spare NP (5+), when you defend, and your army has one spare slot, kenshin-chan may join your army for that battle. It make for some funny situation where we battle her in offensive phase, but with her in defense phase.
On another note, on subject of spare NP: if you have enough spare NP (5+), when you defend, and your army has one spare slot, kenshin-chan may join your army for that battle. It make for some funny situation where we battle her in offensive phase, but with her in defense phase.
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Try harder.
It's just your gay imagination.
Edit: Shit, next page.
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