Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)

[WhiskeyWolf]

ALso, did Rance managed to make the blind woman find her sight ?

Nope.

On the other hand kudos to WW for the sleazy way he advertised his blog

I'm not denying it works both ways.

Only the omni-weeaboos are worse.

What are those? May be useful as a reference later on.

Actually, the riots aren't that bad, if you already have a largish army, since if you don't suppress them, it's only a single 1000 men peasant unit. And you cannot have more than one riot in a turn. Though if you can't overcome them, not that I know of personal experience, ha-rum, wouldn't happen to me, you'll lose 1 NP on that province.

Yeah, I was overdramatizing that part about the riots.

Except Rance(or is it Lance? cuz wapanease can't "R") ofc.

Let me help you.

 

[laclongquan]

You dont need that large an army.

A defensive troops, like infantry, is fine. Mass around 500 and just defense and you will survive that riot.
If you dont have, send one infantry in front as shield, one tactician to continuously buff them. Or archer behind to rain arrows. Or miko to heal troop.

The riot is actually survivable.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

What the fuck is that rubber ducky in that image used for..? Forget it, I don't want to know.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

What the fuck is that rubber ducky in that image used for..? Forget it, I don't want to know.

Maybe the ducky is just a ducky *Freud*

 

[GarfunkeL]

Oh and you don't get the riot-lost NP back, ever, unless you use fans for construction.

Also, I just found that Rance has a soft side to him as well! Though I'm not going to spoil anything - it's quite probably that WhiskeyWolf will come across it in this LP.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Only the omni-weeaboos are worse.

The type that will find anything Japanese best thing evar, and everything else banalshitboring. You know, the type that will tell you that Naruto (or FF7) is a masterpiece of literature.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Only the omni-weeaboos are worse.

The type that will find anything Japanese best thing evar, and everything else banalshitboring. You know, the type that will tell you that Naruto (or FF7) is a masterpiece of literature.

Updated my "Rant" text. Thanks.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

Hannies with their stupid shit. But don't worry, your time will come.

Genri knows his shit well.
I love the dialogue, it's so fucking blunt that it's awesome.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #20

I see you people are still clueless about the issue.

We start of by picking up the affection bonus.

This time instead of the reinforcements we take this bonus.

It boosts Rance's Atc, Def, Int and Spe by 1.

Because the audience was whining really strong we will start interacting with other characters instead of a non-stop conquest. Right now there is no danger of someone attacking us, besides I'm waiting for the Hannies to make there move and head out to Kyo.

The last Fan will be used to search for the dungeon in Kyo.

In the next turn we will go down to the Dragon's Palace...

End of Turn #20
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[laclongquan]

Tell you what, there's an incentive to dungeon exploring.

YOu can have two more sex scenes with Sill: human pillow, and abstinence for a week. One sex scene with Suzume. The Kyo dungeon sex scene can be finished successfully with Suzume sex scene and one more dungeon exploring.

And ofcourse, various loot items in the process: troop healing, stat boosting...

 

[kris]

How do I avoid demon princess game over?

edit- I found out

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

You mean the Demon King route.

NOTE! You are to lose the game no matter how you try.

Durr Hurr Hurr

 

[kris]

You mean the Demon King route.

NOTE! You are to lose the game no matter how you try.

Durr Hurr Hurr

Heh. I got this game over event, but realised I could save it if I got some special lemon. then I got another event were I lost it since Kentaro wasn't good enough.

Anyway, are you saying that I am on a demon king route and can only lose?
also, how did I end up with that?

 

[Overweight Manatee]

Your first game, you can't even get on the Demon King route. The game ends when the Demon King is reborn, as a way to lock you on the true route. On other playthroughs, you can continue to fight the demon army + Demon King and beat them. You don't really lose, its just after you beat them you get a game over text (the same you get upon losing) with no epilogue. Also, you get accused of cheating

 

[lightbane]

So, you mean that the 1st time you play the game you eventually see a cutscene and you're forced to begin from the start (with a bit of luck still having all of the upgrades you had) or something like that?

 

[GarfunkeL]

You get plenty of warning. If you choose to ignore the warnings, repeatedly, you will eventually get GAME OVER-screen and either start over or load. It's not surprisebuttsex.

 

[kris]

You get plenty of warning. If you choose to ignore the warnings, repeatedly, you will eventually get GAME OVER-screen and either start over or load. It's not surprisebuttsex.

but on the event that Kentaro is attack you are screwed if he can't win. I had to go back several turns now, just to level him up, hoping that will help

 

[Overweight Manatee]

You get plenty of warning. If you choose to ignore the warnings, repeatedly, you will eventually get GAME OVER-screen and either start over or load. It's not surprisebuttsex.

but on the event that Kentaro is attack you are screwed if he can't win. I had to go back several turns now, just to level him up, hoping that will help

Didn't you get a one-use item for Kentaro that restores his HP and Action points? I think with that you can win even if you haven't leveled him at all (assuming you use it at the obvious moment). I certainly didn't pay much attention to him, if any, on my first playthrough. On later playthroughs where I did level him I never even needed to use that item and saved it for the final battle.

 

[kris]

You get plenty of warning. If you choose to ignore the warnings, repeatedly, you will eventually get GAME OVER-screen and either start over or load. It's not surprisebuttsex.

but on the event that Kentaro is attack you are screwed if he can't win. I had to go back several turns now, just to level him up, hoping that will help

Didn't you get a one-use item for Kentaro that restores his HP and Action points? I think with that you can win even if you haven't leveled him at all (assuming you use it at the obvious moment). I certainly didn't pay much attention to him, if any, on my first playthrough. On later playthroughs where I did level him I never even needed to use that item and saved it for the final battle.

i haven't seen that item, I shalt check it up.

 

[Overweight Manatee]

Something useful I just discovered: If you want to skip some text even if you haven't seen it before (or in my case, after you reinstalled it forces you to click through it again), you can still skip it by using the Ctrl key instead of the skip button.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Something useful I just discovered: If you want to skip some text even if you haven't seen it before (or in my case, after you reinstalled it forces you to click through it again), you can still skip it by using the Ctrl key instead of the skip button.

Neat!

 

[laclongquan]

1st run you must play True History Route.

2nd run you can play Goddess of War route (Kenshin-chan), Onmyouji of JAPAN route(Ran-chan), Beautiful Archer route (Isoroku-chan). Demon King route is a way of losing.

IF you have enough points, you can buy "kill the monkey" option and you can kill that little monkey before he break the gourd. In that case it became kinda like Sandbox game.

All in all it have 6 route in this game, depend on which choice you made. But only from 2nd run and more.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

The Hanny-scum finally decided to march towards Kyo, Perfect (fake British Accent)



Besides that we have a visit.

Wow, she is actually 20.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #21

As the turn begins Sill has to apologize for Rance, as usual.

The only thing that is of interest for us (right now) are those Hanny-fags.

Now that we have finally time let's start clearing character. We start from Suzume.

More Satisfaction points is always a good thing.

While we are by satisfaction, time to use it.

Calling Reinforcements is still on hold because we will need this little thing. It does exactly what is in the description, Rance has now action points instead of 3.



Time for some dungeon-crawling, we use the last Fan for this. Our target is the 4-level dungeon in Kyo. Move out.

We will go with this set-up.
(Trivia: I'm picking Rance in the very beginning because of the +1 action bonus that is still in-active/red he wouldn't have be selected when changing Commanders mid-battle).

The first level is basically 10-level monster against our far higher level Commanders. Those monsters are there only to waste our action points, so we have to be resourceful until we hit the last level where the strongest monsters dwell, thank God we have two Monks which can transfer action points... Hu-ah.

Later on, I will be skipping the battles in the dungeons altogether, I will only show the events that pop-up... or some important monster.

Oh yeah. For those interested, there will be a follow up to this event.

As we clean floor after floor useful info appears. I will think about getting this ability for Suzume later.

So we reached the 4th floor. Two of my Commanders have 1hp, which means they were defeated and will be unable to fight with their units in field battles this turn or in-between.

In the heat of battle.

Thanks to Himiko passing on the action points we managed to beat them without a problem and we got...

...an Atk Manual #2 (Atk Manual #1 can boost your attack to level 6 max, the #2 to level 9 which is the maximum level. It's a rare item.



So it's time to find out about this "Dragon Palace" the rumours talked about.

"...a pervert" - Perfect (fake British Accent)

Bukkake - a sexual practice that features a person, usually a woman, being ejaculated on by several men. Bukkake is similar to the related practice of gokkun, in which several men ejaculate into a container for the receiver to drink. The practice is a relatively prevalent niche in contemporary pornographic films. Bukkake often though not always involves the implied or overt humiliation of the woman involved. There is debate on whether to class bukkake as a paraphilia such as hygrophilia, sexual arousal from contact with bodily secretions.

"...unique preference"

"...masturbating at the speed of light" - I never heard anybody put it that way.

We lost, fuck...

Level UP +1!

As I was saying two units are now unable to fight. Not that we have anybody to fight right now.

End of Turn #21
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[Erebus]

Whew ! I'm really glad Rance has enough standards not to go after the 20-year-old loli !

I didn't think improving his sexual performance would ever become one of his goals, but there we go.

 

[Brother None]

Uh-huh, 20 y/o. Sure thing boss.

Was the bukake bit an actual minigame or wut?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Was the bukake bit an actual minigame or wut?

No, it was the usual "click-by". Of course there is a way to win it but all in it's time.