Anime E3 2013 June 10-13th

[Andyman Messiah]

Personally I have a very understandable affinity to Willem Dafoe.

 

[Menckenstein]

Can't wait to buy both of those consoles and have them collect dust inside my entertainment center!!!

 

[LundB]

But only because I have a very strange affinity to Ellen Page.

Oh, it's not mysterious at all. I quote a poster from Terra Arcanum in an excellent Drog thread:

[We have] also hit upon an issue that I would like to present to The House for consideration, and that is the slippery slope of Ellen Page Pedophilia.
Ellen Page is a Canadian actress of diminutive stature. Her visage and slight frame will likely enable her to continue to convincingly play the role of a high school student for years to come. Assume as a given that she is an attractive woman in her mid-twenties. Also acknowledge that she can pass for years younger than she truly is. Now the subject must ask himself "is Ellen Page attractive intrinsically or is she attractive because she subconsciously reminds me of a child?"

Consider this your Blade Runner litmus test for flushing out pedophiles.

Turn yourself in, before you Day1Penetrate a child, you pedo filth.

 

[Jarpie]

Well, looks like Sony has already won the console war of this generation. To be honest, as a PC gamer, I don't really give a fuck either way who wins - still, it's hilarious to see how badly Microsoft botched this and all the butthurt that is ensuing.

"One down, one to go" -PC Master Race.

 

[msxyz]

 

[pocahaunted]

Are you dissin' the cool, awesome and rebellious teen? You're just jealous of his hipster beanie, I reckon.

 

[Zed]

If I buy a console it will be PS4. If. They'll have to win me over with exclusives. That Gaikai shit could be a factor too, since I skipped the previous generation of consoles.

 

[SwiftCrack]

lmfao

 

[IDtenT]

Out of all the games shown only Titan Fall seemed like a console seller - and it's coming to the PC. Otherwise some interesting games, but no console sellers.

 

[Zed]

Out of all the games shown only Titan Fall seemed like a console seller - and it's coming to the PC. Otherwise some interesting games, but no console sellers.

fainalu fantasy?
hailo?

but yeah. it's funny because nintendo will probably show the best exclusives in a couple of hours, and no-on is even counting their wiiu shit as part of the race.

 

[deuxhero]

Not anymore they aren't. FF destroyed itself and even casuals seem to dislike Halo after 3 and the kiddies introduced to FPS on it have all grown up and out of it.

Two hours tll Nintendo direct (there's also a QA on the new Pokemon games which will reveal new info a few days ahead of the Japanese for once after it. I don't think they can screw them as badly as Diamond/Pearl). Will be interesting to see if Nintendo can "win" this without the traditional conference: Sony and ESPECIALLY MS did poorly enough it looks like it is possible if it's just an hour of games with no ackward fake MP.

 

[Wise Emperor]

Bros I'm too lazy to dig through nearly 40 pages to find what interest me the most: has any publisher announced 4X game, promising RTS, GTA clone or cRPG ( )?

 

[felipepepe]

I would buy a console to play Fainaru Fantashy...

 

[pocahaunted]

Bros I'm too lazy to dig through nearly 40 pages to find what interest me the most: has any publisher announced 4X game, promising RTS, GTA clone or cRPG ( )?

Pretty sure you could consider inFamous a GTA clone, it's in the same level of retard, at least.

 

[DeepOcean]

Bros I'm too lazy to dig through nearly 40 pages to find what interest me the most: has any publisher announced 4X game, promising RTS, GTA clone or cRPG lol: )?

No, do you like cinematic shooters, CGI and TV? Because there were alot of those. Only GTA clones are Watch Dogs (made by Ubisoft, expect Ass Creed 3 with hacking) and Saint Row IV: the DLC. There were only a bunch of white rich men embarassing themselves on stage , you didn't missed anything.

 

[Tehdagah]

I would buy a console to play Fainaru Fantashy...

Final Fantasy XV will still be released on PS3... right?

 

[felipepepe]

I would buy a console to play Fainaru Fantashy...

Final Fantasy XV will still be released on PS3... right?

No ideia, but any future game made with their new engine will probably be PS4-only...

 

[IDtenT]

Again, Project Spark was the only interesting reveal.

 

[evdk]

I would buy a console to play Fainaru Fantashy...

Yep, but you are hopeless

 

[deuxhero]

Bros I'm too lazy to dig through nearly 40 pages to find what interest me the most: has any publisher announced 4X game, promising RTS, GTA clone or cRPG lol: )?

No, do you like cinematic shooters, CGI and TV? Because there were alot of those. Only GTA clones are Watch Dogs (made by Ubisoft, expect Ass Creed 3 with hacking) and Saint Row IV: the DLC. There were only a bunch of white rich men embarassing themselves on stage , you didn't missed anything.

There was a Strong Black Woman (TM) embarrassing herself on stage at Ubisoft's. She didn't do nearly as bad, actually pretending to give a damn (and I was strung out from an EA conference drinking game, so take that into consideration)

edit: but she still did badly.

 

[Duraframe300]

Nintendo coming up

 

[IDtenT]

I would buy a console to play Fainaru Fantashy...

How's that weeaboo immigration to Japland going?

 

[Menckenstein]

I don't remember most of what I saw and the titles but recall seeing:

Halolands
Call of Tribes
PRISM
Empowered Waif Protocol
Time Stopping, Panty Dropping - a Sam Lake joint
Japshit
Rapejoke Rabbits
Aryan Pirates of the Caribbean
Fifty racing games
Big Titty Bikini Sniper chilling in oppressive Muslim country
Mutilation of the corpse of splinter cell
Lots of awkward silence in places where they pause for applause at Sony conferences
Taryn Southern giving me a bone

 

[evdk]

There was a Strong Black Woman (TM) embarrassing herself on stage at Ubisoft's. She didn't do nearly as bad, actually pretending to give a damn (and I was strung out from an EA conference drinking game, so take that into consideration)

She didn't do as bad as the game company execs, but the script was terrible.

 

[deuxhero]

True dat.