Anime E3 2013 June 10-13th

[AN4RCHID]

Nintendo coming up

Where are you watching Nintendo? GT doesn't have it on the schedule.

 

[deuxhero]

http://e3.nintendo.com

 

[AN4RCHID]

I know this will just be sad and pathetic, but I don't want to miss it.

 

[felipepepe]

I would buy a console to play Fainaru Fantashy...

How's that weeaboo immigration to Japland going?

Very well, will miss the PS4 launch but will arrive in time to buy the PS4+FFXV bundle.

 

[MetalCraze]

Both Microsoft and Sony presentations were fucking awful. They just fall over each other trying to reach the retard first.

EA? SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS NIGGER RAPPING SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS

Ubi? A hired model that never played any games "ZOMG I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS $GENERIC_POS$". What's more funny is that she was telling audience about how excited she was about... Splinter Cell Blacklist. Like she ever played any SC or it interests her. But best part was people laughing at Obsidian's fart game like it was funny or something.

In fact all presenters were wearing fake smiles, reading scripts, showing pre-recorded staged multiplayer videos pretending to be playing them and shouting "zomg this is so fun" in a tired badly acted voice. While consumerist sheeple were going crazy over literally any copy-pasted shooter and racing arcade video that was shown


It's like that thing they showed you in dystopian movies of 80s.

 

[deuxhero]

5 minutes remain.

 

[AN4RCHID]

Did the site just go down for anyone else?

 

[Hellraiser]

Which site, the nintendo one? Because that one is kind of dead and broke for me.

 

[deuxhero]

Yes. First time this has happened to a Nintendo stream.

UK stream is working

http://www.ustream.tv/NintendoUK?rmalang=en_US

 

[Morgoth]

FurryMario.

 

[deuxhero]

M-zero. Glider and underwater look faster and more natural than 7. Hopefully items aren't broken.

edit: Got to say I like Mario Kart 8 as a name better than 7 because it brings a figure 8 course to mind (thanks to the logo) instead of just lots of sequels.

 

[Hellraiser]

More Mario Kart, meh. Please show a new F-Zero and/or a not half-assed Metroid.

 

[AN4RCHID]

Hahaha, they came up with something even lamer than Mario Party. My hat's off to you Nintendo.

 

[deuxhero]

And unlike every other E3, it's done in less than a minute instead of blowing half an hour of presenters badly pretending to play and enjoy it.

 

[Hellraiser]

Ugh, this cutesy casual nintendo jap-shit. Somebody get me some retarded grimdark to counter the saccharine.

 

[toroid]

Japanese dubstep?

 

[deuxhero]

I think its just techno.

 

[Hellraiser]

Spin the bottle, wtf was that. Goddamn japan.

 

[AN4RCHID]

Wind Waker looked better on Gamecube. What is this Mario Galaxy shading crap?

 

[deuxhero]

Windwaker HD's lighting could still use some work, but it's not the god awful piece of shit it was in that preview shot.

 

[Keshik]

I rather like this presentation, the guy just standing there lecturing.

 

[Hellraiser]

At least it doesn't have canned applause playing.

 

[evdk]

Any good looking 3DS games?

 

[AN4RCHID]

Some Pokemon shit, if you're into that.

 

[Rahdulan]

I don't know what people expect from Nintendo. It's basically your usual suspects, as always. Mario, Zelda, etc. Maybe some third party surprises here and there.