Dragon's Dogma II - "They’re masterworks, all – you can’t go wrong"

[Pink Eye]

Dragons Dogma is a terrible game

Go fuck yourself. Thank you for your valuable opinion.

Sir, this Codex. It's okay to tell other users to go fuck themselves over opinions you don't like.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Dragons Dogma is a terrible game

Go fuck yourself. Thank you for your valuable opinion.

Sir, this Codex. It's okay to tell other users to go fuck themselves over opinions you don't like.

I was trying not to be overly personal about how some people around here like eating shit so much they can't appreciate finer things. I'm friendly like that.

 

[anvi]

Your opinions are all worthless though because you never played MMOs. So you can't see that this is like a shitty cheap console tard version of an MMO. And the combat sucks the most. Sure you might have fun with some archer or something I didn't try, but I tried 2 other classes and they were retarded glorified quicktime event bullshit. And they get away with it because of all you pleb console tard fucks!

 

[Black]

And the combat sucks the most

no.

 

[Reinhardt]

And the combat sucks the most

no, it was your mom

 

[Dadd]

this is like a shitty cheap console tard version of an MMO

The bad version of a bad thing is a good thing.

 

[darkpatriot]

All of you people hating on this game are wrong. This was one of the best games of its generation.

My #1 most anticipated game in development right now.

 

[Dadd]

Gay music though

 

[mediocrepoet]

Your opinions are all worthless though because you never played MMOs. So you can't see that this is like a shitty cheap console tard version of an MMO. And the combat sucks the most. Sure you might have fun with some archer or something I didn't try, but I tried 2 other classes and they were retarded glorified quicktime event bullshit. And they get away with because of all you pleb console tard fucks!

Serious question, have YOU played an MMO? Go try something like .hack and then try saying that with a straight face.

And out of curiosity, do you even know what a QTE is? This has been one of the most phenomenally stupid shit tales I've ever seen, so I assume you must be trolling - - no one's this dumb.

 

[Raghar]

Gay music though

They removed that song in US release.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Gay music though

They removed that song in US release.

No, they removed it with the Dark Arisen release. The first versions of it had that title screen.

 

[Pink Eye]

You can mod it back in anyways with better quality.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DragonsDogma/comments/40jspv/into_free_title_screen_mod/
^above link has a high quality version.

 

[DJOGamer PT]

Maybe HHR thinks it's bland because he has no appreciation of Greek mythology.

HHR doesn't like it because he's gay
Simple as

Your opinions are all worthless

Nigga you think Thief and Arx are garbage
Your opinions on game design are invalid

 

[Fargus]

Nigga you think Thief and Arx are garbage
Your opinions on game design are invalid

For real? What a cuck.

 

[Silverfish]

Your opinions are all worthless though because you never played MMOs.

Nigga, I can barely afford gas right now. A monthly subscription, hrt and knee-high socks are out of the question.

 

[gaussgunner]

> MMOs

 

[Suicidal]

MMO players talking shit about DD is like a hobo eating out of a dumpster talking shit about food served at restaurants.

 

[anvi]

Your opinions are all worthless though because you never played MMOs. So you can't see that this is like a shitty cheap console tard version of an MMO. And the combat sucks the most. Sure you might have fun with some archer or something I didn't try, but I tried 2 other classes and they were retarded glorified quicktime event bullshit. And they get away with because of all you pleb console tard fucks!

Serious question, have YOU played an MMO? Go try something like .hack and then try saying that with a straight face.

And out of curiosity, do you even know what a QTE is? This has been one of the most phenomenally stupid shit tales I've ever seen, so I assume you must be trolling - - no one's this dumb.

Have you played the Sorcerer? It's literally holding 1 button and the world explodes...

 

[mediocrepoet]

Your opinions are all worthless though because you never played MMOs. So you can't see that this is like a shitty cheap console tard version of an MMO. And the combat sucks the most. Sure you might have fun with some archer or something I didn't try, but I tried 2 other classes and they were retarded glorified quicktime event bullshit. And they get away with because of all you pleb console tard fucks!

Serious question, have YOU played an MMO? Go try something like .hack and then try saying that with a straight face.

And out of curiosity, do you even know what a QTE is? This has been one of the most phenomenally stupid shit tales I've ever seen, so I assume you must be trolling - - no one's this dumb.

Have you played the Sorcerer? It's literally holding 1 button and the world explodes...

My heart weeps, for I have but one retarded rating to give your post. Rest assured, in my deepest heart, I have given you many.

 

[gaussgunner]

Have you played the Sorcerer? It's literally holding 1 button and the world explodes...

9 times out 10 you get killed while you're holding that button. It's hard AND boring.

 

[anvi]

Yes very boring and dumb. The cannon fodder pawns go in to tank and get smashed around while you do the 1 huge spell the destroy everything. Or a few smaller spells that destroy everything in a slightly less awesome-button way. All in a game with bad ui, bad itemisation, bad repeating voice overs, tedious linear world design, etc. Yeah it's maybe better than Skyrim or whatever, there aren't many alternatives, but still the standards are low as hell. You don't have to accept all that.

 

[HereticGuy]

and some memorable quests.

* Memories of catching that little fucker Peppin quest intensifies *
I arrowed that little shit to make him stop; but looks like city guards doesn't approve child murder
( I hate the quest in Cassardis, where you have to catch a theif at night. Fucker runs like Usain Bolt on cocaine )

 

[Late Bloomer]

Yes very boring and dumb. The cannon fodder pawns go in to tank and get smashed around while you do the 1 huge spell the destroy everything. Or a few smaller spells that destroy everything in a slightly less awesome-button way. All in a game with bad ui, bad itemisation, bad repeating voice overs, tedious linear world design, etc. Yeah it's maybe better than Skyrim or whatever, there aren't many alternatives, but still the standards are low as hell. You don't have to accept all that.

It makes me sad that you don't like Dragons Dogma or Skyrim.

 

[Pink Eye]

and some memorable quests.

* Memories of catching that little fucker Peppin quest intensifies *
I arrowed that little shit to make him stop; but looks like city guards doesn't approve child murder
( I hate the quest in Cassardis, where you have to catch a theif at night. Fucker runs like Usain Bolt on cocaine )

Both the Kid and Thief have this weird AI thing where they'll run around in circles if you're on them. Making it easy to grapple em'.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Have you played the Sorcerer? It's literally holding 1 button and the world explodes...

9 times out 10 you get killed while you're holding that button. It's hard AND boring.

Yes very boring and dumb. The cannon fodder pawns go in to tank and get smashed around while you do the 1 huge spell the destroy everything. Or a few smaller spells that destroy everything in a slightly less awesome-button way. All in a game with bad ui, bad itemisation, bad repeating voice overs, tedious linear world design, etc. Yeah it's maybe better than Skyrim or whatever, there aren't many alternatives, but still the standards are low as hell. You don't have to accept all that.

First of all I need to get this off my chest:

Now then, in this thread I have so far learned that tracking spellcasting progress by a bar UI element = MMO wannabe, that there is only one class in the game and/or all classes in the game should handle the same, that if you press a button something awesome should happen, and that a wizard should be able to stand in melee with no issues instead of finding a somewhat safe place out of the fray to cast and shouldn't have to act more strategically.

Is there anything else you'd like to add in defense of your joint massive retardation, Agents of the Decline?