Dishonored by Arkane

[Syril]

Dishonored is not Thief and is not a stealth game and is console made with textures from 2000 with a shit water filter that makes textures look blurred from close to hide the lack of textures and from close range it looks total shit.


Bethesda = shit = Dishonored = piss = bioware = cumstain = todd = rage = kkkredit



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[Gord]

Here's a review from a teutonic site.
Doesn't sound too bad. Some (small) C&C, creative possibilities with your powers, and allegedly about 25 hours in length.
Then again the reviewer sounded like one who did some exploration and sightseeing, instead of only following the main plot, so YMMV.
Will wait to see if there will be a small rebate at a retailer once it's out. 10-15% for the first 2 weeks or so do happen quite frequently lately.
In that case I might be tempted, otherwise I'll probably wait.

 

[Morgoth]

Dishonored is not Thief and is not a stealth game and is console made with textures from 2000 with a shit water filter that makes textures look blurred from close to hide the lack of textures and from close range it looks total shit.

Thief looks shit too. Your point?

 

[Syril]

Is thief from 2012?

1st)

You get a nice big button when you start the game

2)
Textures are so bad and non existant they have to fog the environment 10 meters away from you

No it's not because ' THIS IS DUNWALL ITS STAMPUNK THER WILL BE A LOT OF FOG DURRR' game has shitty textures.

Now compare those textures with textures from Thief

See my point? No? Get cock out of your mouth


3)Blink

You can blink anywhere any time you want neglecting whole stealth aspect Is this a stealth game then? fuck no, it's an fps platformer at best.

4)AI
Ai is so bad that when you are a few meters above they don't see you. This is enough to be 'stealthed'.

 

[Gord]

Syril is doing a Skyway.
What a nice novelty.

 

[Infinitron]

LOL, this is Thief 3. These literally are XBox 1 textures!

 

[JarlFrank]

Thief looks shit too. Your point?

Fuck you, Morgoth. Seriously.

 

[GeorgeWood]

Dishonored looks like a game of the year candidate. The graphical style is reminiscent of Super Mario Galaxy, so that's already a plus in my book.

 

[Morgoth]

Thief looks shit too. Your point?

Fuck you, Morgoth. Seriously.

It's textures look like shit. But don't worry, I love Thief 1/2.

Syril

Is that a Gauß blur filter you have used on those screenshots? And why are you playing DS with those blue footsteps on? WHO THE FUCK NEEDS THE COCK OUT OF THE MOUTH NOW??

 

[ghostdog]

Hasn't been as much player freedom in a game since Bioshock! Arkane's kicking it oldschool!

I hope the is ironic.

 

[Syril]

Is that a Gauß blur filter you have used on those screenshots?

Nope

And why are you playing DS with those blue footsteps on?

It's a random picture from the net.

I think the old man is finaly starting to loose it, don't worry Morgoth a lot of stress and pressure can cause it, come into uncle Syrils arms, i'll embrace you and it will help to relieve the stress. I have a special place for you, there's a lot of candy.

 

[Turisas]

Syril you dumbass, those are all from the crappy console versions (with terrible jpg/video compression to boot), who'd play those in the first place.

This is how it's going to look on a decent rig.

 

[Morgoth]

Syril must be Prosper's alt.

 

[Syril]

Syril you dumbass, those are all from the crappy console versions (with terrible jpg/video compression to boot), who'd play those in the first place.

No you want-to-be a smartass, it's from the pc version highest settings 1080p.

 

[Jaesun]

Syril has always been a dumbfuck. And now trying to pull a skyway. What an unoriginal shitposter. Ban.

 

[Turisas]

No you want-to-be a smartass, it's from the pc version highest settings 1080p.

Guess you made those pictures yourself, eh? They're obviously zoomed in which just underlines the detail loss from whatever crappy source they're from - you're just deluded if you think 1080p full settings raw screenshots look like that. No one's buying it.

 

[Morgoth]

Syril retreat now before it's too late and face dishonoring.

 

[Syril]

They're obviously zoomed in which just underlines the detail loss from whatever crappy source they're from

It's zoomed by Arkane. The game has such a shitty FOV it looks like it would be zoomed all the time, probably should not be played by people with sea sickness otherwise they might develop epilepsy.

you're just deluded if you think 1080p full settings raw screenshots look like that.

Don't come running and crying here like a baby that lost its candy when you start the game because the only thing i will say is 'i said so' with a smirk on my face.

 

[Turisas]

Bullshit they were, those are all cropped from larger pictures. Guess you'll make a convenient exit before those first 1080p png screenshots start to surface.

 

[Syril]

Guess you'll make a convenient exit before those first 1080p png screenshots start to surface.

Father, forgive them, because they don't know what they're doing.

 

[Morgoth]

Bunch of PC screenshots:

 

[Infinitron]

I wonder how well this game will sell.

 

[Turisas]

Father, forgive them, because they don't know what they're doing.

You just don't know how to quit.

How about you link to the original picture instead of uploading to imgur (8 minutes ago · 1 view · 189.93 KB bandwidth)? There's a shitload of jpg artifacts & washed out colors in that one.

 

[Gord]

I guess there's enough AAA in there in order for it to sell reasonably well.
Hopefully there's still enough oldskool in it, too.

 

[Morgoth]

..and all of a sudden, Syril shut his mouth.