Completed Blood Bowl: The End

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Damn.

Rape the elves completely. Make them march out of the stadium as a funeral procession.

 

[RK47]

Pre-Season 06 - Make their hearts doki-doki

2-1, but the elves have a looming kick off...and the knights are out to rape.

Spoiler

No fucks given to where the ball lands.

Stabby, Jaedar setup for Whitewolf's blitz.

Didn't get an injury, but bitch is down.

Gondolin, Brother None sets up a back dodge cage... so the elves will have to make a push if they want to get to the ball.

Xeno messes the pick-up twice. Turnover.

Kim clears a path for another commie...

He wants the ball...

But Xeno would have none of it. Turnover.
Whitewolf....bares his fangs...

Another commie carried off the pitch. Freedom, Liberty, Bloodbowl!

Brother None blitzes...

Knockdown, but no injury.

Azira and stabby waits for the ball.

Xenomorphs takes his second chance...

The scoop is good...

So is the pass!

Azira with a mile of space to break through on next turn! Turnover.

No way they can stop us now....

A commie broke past a blockade and sets up a tackle zone next to Azira... turnover.

Whitewolf would clear the path...

Just a double frenzy push. What a let down.

Azira takes off... nearly there.

Stabby lost his man, and commie sticks a marker on Azira.

And blitzes Angelo instead...

They try a stomp, but nothing going.
Turnover.

Final turn, Jaedar knew the gameplan: get Azira free!

And free he did.

Groin strain. Kick in da nuts. Let's go Azira!

The last kick wasn't even worth talking about - the elf receiving with just 3 players...with a line of blitzers greeting them on the line, they end their turn and walk away from the pitch...

Resurrection: Complete

 

[RK47]

RK47

How about a game off the league?

im at work. i just finished updating the LP gonna start work now, it's monday morn.

 

[RK47]

k u know my usual time, 8PM (GMT+8)

 

[RK47]

Speaking of low level players, you should axe Humpalekka before the game decides he looked pretty on the bench and gives him a mvp award.

I'm very undecided. A -1 MA thrower isn't that bad TBH, but yes, I can afford a 70k replacement. No problem. Will ponder upon it before next game.

All the blame's on you RK47

If you're playing Norse your roster is blessed with Blocks, Blocks, and more Blocks at a -1 Armor drawback. And moderate movement speed and agility.
They're a good bashy team with access to unusual players like Werewolves and Yeti. Good luck! It's a solid starter team with very little drawbacks.

 

[Azira]

I noticed the deluge of blocks yes. That's nice. Decided to forego the yeti and get two werewolves.
Still, I've only really played against the AI, so I'll probably be nicely curbstomped by anyone who has just a slight idea of what they're doing, but I'm just in this for the fun of it.

 

[Whitewolf]

Finally we are back, the only thing better than winning a match is winning a match with half of the opponents in the infirmary.
Good Job

 

[RK47]

I'll probably be nicely curbstomped by anyone who has just a slight idea of what they're doing,

Please play with me tonight.

 

[Ulminati]

I'll probably be nicely curbstomped by anyone who has just a slight idea of what they're doing,

Please play with me tonight.

Need a crash course in how to utterly demolish low-tv humans with Norse, Azira? I think a halfway decent Norse coach should be able to cause 3-4 casualties with average dice.

 

[RK47]

I noticed the deluge of blocks yes. That's nice. Decided to forego the yeti and get two werewolves.
Still, I've only really played against the AI, so I'll probably be nicely curbstomped by anyone who has just a slight idea of what they're doing, but I'm just in this for the fun of it.

You have been tricked. Norse are okay at low levels. As soon as AVP goes ~1200 they are fucked. Badly. AV7 is really bad when all the hitters in the opposite teams have Mighty Blow.

Oh cmon at least it's not Amazons. Their roster is just too darn bland.

 

[Azira]

I'll probably be nicely curbstomped by anyone who has just a slight idea of what they're doing,

Please play with me tonight.

Ohoho. Yes, I might be available for a game in about... 10½-11 hours from now? Both my children will need to be in bed, preferrably asleep. That usually happens around 20:00 CET.

The delicious irony would be if I managed to score some injuries on your team RK, especially if it's my own catcher.
I shall do my best to be online.

 

[Azira]

I noticed the deluge of blocks yes. That's nice. Decided to forego the yeti and get two werewolves.
Still, I've only really played against the AI, so I'll probably be nicely curbstomped by anyone who has just a slight idea of what they're doing, but I'm just in this for the fun of it.

You have been tricked. Norse are okay at low levels. As soon as AVP goes ~1200 they are fucked. Badly. AV7 is really bad when all the hitters in the opposite teams have Mighty Blow.

Meh. I'm not in this to win. I'm here to bleed profusely and hopefully have fun at the same time.

 

[RK47]

10½-11 hours from now = 5 AM.
Lulz.
Maybe weekend...

 

[RK47]

Ulminati what do you think of a 5 MA thrower, cut and bring in an ogre?

Current Roster skill ups
stabby - Catcher L3 : Sprint , Sure Feet
Whitewolf - Blitzer L3 : M. Blow, Frenzy
Azira - Catcher L2 : Diving Catch
XenomorphII - Thrower L2 : Accurate
Jaedar - Blitzer L2 : Dodge (Double 2 2 result)

 

[eklektyk]

well BB is like that...some games nothing works...barely a KO here and thera and RNG hates U...

then next game out of a suddent thers injuries and skulls all over the place and U wonder why U wanted to smash monitor day before ... M:

 

[RK47]

Wasn't the RNG fault, I feel. I ran out of ideas and got out-muscled.

 

[Azira]

10½-11 hours from now = 5 AM.
Lulz.
Maybe weekend...

Yeah, timezones can really wreck online gaming. Tomorrow evening, I might stay online longer, meaning you could possibly catch me until around 7 AM your time.

 

[Lindblum]

I can now see the appeal in this game I'm really interested.

 

[Jaedar]

Whitewolf kicking all kinds of elves. Mighty blow is truly amazing.

 

[RK47]

Vote now:
A. Get Ogre, release Humpalekka.
B. Get Ogre, keep Humpalekka.
C. No change, keep Humpalekka.

 

[Hellraiser]

Murdering commies, murdering elves. Get off the pitch you damn pansies, this is a man's game this is the game of the...

...so all you pussies better GTFO or prepare to get rectally violated by the KoK. This league is our for the taking.

Also I vote A, we have no room for injured weaklings

 

[Azira]

Vote:
A. Get Ogre, release Humpalekka.

 

[Jaedar]

Don't get Ogre yet, you need to save buying it for that last minute TV boost after you get accepted into the league.

 

[Ulminati]

Ulminati what do you think of a 5 MA thrower, cut and bring in an ogre?

If you have players to spare, release the thrower. Otherwise, keep him and place him on the line of scrimmage to absorb the beatings that would otherwise be administered to more valuable players. Don't bother using apo on him if he gets injured.

As for the ogre -- unless you can get enough games in to skill it up before the league starts, just keep the cash on hand and buy it as a last-minute nasty surprise before your first league game

 

[Modron]

I would say keep him for now but axe his ass and buy an ogre at beginning of league play. Little experience plus persistent injury equals dead weight that brings up your tv for no reason.