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Completed Blood Bowl: The End
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XenomorphII
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Stars falling
The Banned's turn will feature a highly advantageous block-strings, courtesy of slight guards and blocks dices. Let's hope they don't hurt us too much.
eklektyk going down to a Flesh Golem.
Hellraiser survives with a push.
Lund is down, but not out.
Meanwhile, stabby will have to brave a werewolf Blitz.
First one is a push...frenzy kicks in...
Survived with a both down block! Now it's Jaedar's turn..
Gets pushed. Wolf frenzy kicks in...
Wow. He's Badly hurt. Fuck's sake. There goes our Blodger Guard piece. And I thought he was the hardest piece to take down in our team. Very disappoint Jaedar.
Wight pushes on, marking Ricky.
stabby survives another push as the turn ends. Not looking great for the knights as they lost two stars in two turns.
eklektyk going down to a Flesh Golem.
Hellraiser survives with a push.
Lund is down, but not out.
Meanwhile, stabby will have to brave a werewolf Blitz.
First one is a push...frenzy kicks in...
Survived with a both down block! Now it's Jaedar's turn..
Gets pushed. Wolf frenzy kicks in...
Wow. He's Badly hurt. Fuck's sake. There goes our Blodger Guard piece. And I thought he was the hardest piece to take down in our team. Very disappoint Jaedar.
Wight pushes on, marking Ricky.
stabby survives another push as the turn ends. Not looking great for the knights as they lost two stars in two turns.
Are We Playing to Win?
Two stars down, and the Knights are still fighting in a near-inconsequential match ...
Everyone gets up. There's Whitewolf on the corner for a scoring threat. He still needs two Go-For-Its though.
stabby dodges and reposition himself for a block, assisting Gondolin.
Didn't really matter.
Only gets a push, Gondolin did not follow up.
Xeno manages his pick up this time..
Risky pass, but seriously - Knights are not really in a mood for a bash-fest. There's just not enough power to win this battle. Best to try score early, reset the line-up.
Xeno with the pass!
FAILED! Wow, on another day, I'd rage. I would've accepted a failed catch from Whitewolf, but a failed throw from him? Jeez. Yes, I checked, Rain doesn't affect throws. Only catches, pick-ups and interceptions.
Things aren't looking so great for Knights at the moment.
Everyone gets up. There's Whitewolf on the corner for a scoring threat. He still needs two Go-For-Its though.
stabby dodges and reposition himself for a block, assisting Gondolin.
Didn't really matter.
Only gets a push, Gondolin did not follow up.
Xeno manages his pick up this time..
Risky pass, but seriously - Knights are not really in a mood for a bash-fest. There's just not enough power to win this battle. Best to try score early, reset the line-up.
Xeno with the pass!
FAILED! Wow, on another day, I'd rage. I would've accepted a failed catch from Whitewolf, but a failed throw from him? Jeez. Yes, I checked, Rain doesn't affect throws. Only catches, pick-ups and interceptions.
Things aren't looking so great for Knights at the moment.
I assume my star catcher will be stepping down, what with having the same AV as a halfling? 
Or will he be fielded if the numbers dwindle enough, in the coming match(es)?
Or will he be fielded if the numbers dwindle enough, in the coming match(es)?
eklektyk
Erudite
contest : 36
and keep rollin ...
and keep rollin ...
I assume my star catcher will be stepping down, what with having the same AV as a halfling?
Or will he be fielded if the numbers dwindle enough, in the coming match(es)?
Our play-off opponent is 400 TV above us. You will miss this game. Our chances of progressing is pretty slim. I wouldn't sack you if that's what you're asking. But yours missing the next game is a slight disadvantage. And yeah, your Diving Catch could've nullified the Rain catch penalty in this match, I would've used apoth if it's a win or die situation - but this match isn't one. It's a hard decision. But a 110 TV on AV 7 is steep risk vs low return. And it is not a guaranteed recovery either. Jaedar could've died. And I'd be pretty angry.
Raining Phails of Water
The three human linos gets pushed around some more. eklektyk gets shoved aside.
Lund is down.
They want the ball now. Wight assisting a blitz on Xenomorph. Let's pray.
Mm..Good.
Both players remain standing next to the ball.
Elsewhere, Brother None gets nailed by a claw, but is not hurt. The Banned send their Sure Hands Ghoul to make a try for the ball...
Failed. Twice. Rolled double 1s.
Both sides starting to hate mother nature a bit as the Banned suffered a turnover.
Pick up failure count : 4
I'd love AG 4 right about now.
Knights still have a chance to get the ball - this time , Gondolin starts the block -
Gets a stumble - zombie is down.
Whitewolf, taking risk here with a one die blitz...
Pushed on first try. What about the frenzy's second? 2 Red Dice - this could get risky....
Wow. Just wow. Lucky escape by the Star Player.
Fellow star, Xenomorph, going for broke...
GETS CLEAR OF HIS MARKER !
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
FAILED PICK UP COUNT : 6
Gets a stumble - zombie is down.
Whitewolf, taking risk here with a one die blitz...
Pushed on first try. What about the frenzy's second? 2 Red Dice - this could get risky....
Wow. Just wow. Lucky escape by the Star Player.
Fellow star, Xenomorph, going for broke...
GETS CLEAR OF HIS MARKER !
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
FAILED PICK UP COUNT : 6
Are you wet?
The Banned starts their turn with an attack on the Star Player, whitewolf. But the first block didn't get him down.
The second one is more decisive, yet no injury.
eklektyk gets pushed.
Lund hits dirt.
While Hellraiser escapes with a push.
Banned's Wight blitzes Xenomorph and successfully takes him down this time. The ball is cleared for pick up.
None gets KO'ed by another wolf. Knights suffering from a real deficit of players on the field... Looks like the Ghoul with Sure Hand is going to try for a pick-up...
Failed Pick Up Count: 8
The Banned starts their turn with an attack on the Star Player, whitewolf. But the first block didn't get him down.
The second one is more decisive, yet no injury.
eklektyk gets pushed.
Lund hits dirt.
While Hellraiser escapes with a push.
Banned's Wight blitzes Xenomorph and successfully takes him down this time. The ball is cleared for pick up.
None gets KO'ed by another wolf. Knights suffering from a real deficit of players on the field... Looks like the Ghoul with Sure Hand is going to try for a pick-up...
Failed Pick Up Count: 8
You bored? OK, let's dodge.
Both teams are getting flustered by the rain - lots of play being ruined and all - still, Knights are losing the bash fight. It doesn't look like Knights were the ones stopping the Banned's play. More like the pick up rolls.
Doesn't like much of an option. Knights have to risk dodge moves and one dice blocks to make anything.
Gondolin to take the risk first.
Smooth. Gets next to Whitewolf.
One die wake-up blitz.
Only a push at first...
Frenzy's 2nd attack gets a down. Lucky.
Hellraiser brings down a Flesh Golem.
Xenomorph and stabby makes a cautious move towards the ball. Not picking that up. The zone is just too hot at the moment.
eklektyk...
Dodges once!
Dodges twice! Got right where he wanted to be - It's Ricky's turn now...
Wow. As the turn ends, everyone realized that there's been four dodges with AG 3 using up no rerolls in this turn. Hnnnnnghhh.
Doesn't like much of an option. Knights have to risk dodge moves and one dice blocks to make anything.
Gondolin to take the risk first.
Smooth. Gets next to Whitewolf.
One die wake-up blitz.
Only a push at first...
Frenzy's 2nd attack gets a down. Lucky.
Hellraiser brings down a Flesh Golem.
Xenomorph and stabby makes a cautious move towards the ball. Not picking that up. The zone is just too hot at the moment.
eklektyk...
Dodges once!
Dodges twice! Got right where he wanted to be - It's Ricky's turn now...
Wow. As the turn ends, everyone realized that there's been four dodges with AG 3 using up no rerolls in this turn. Hnnnnnghhh.
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eklektyk
Erudite
RNG Man ...RNG ...
The jackass of all trades
Both teams are getting impatient, The Banned now doing the wake-up blitz on Whitewolf.
Star's still shining bright. Even with that niggling injury acquired on second last game of pre-seasons.
stabby gets in the act too, remaining on his feet.
And just like that, turn over. Banned really not taking any risks. Just waiting. A 0-0 first half after kicking is a good result for him. And drawing is an out, so we're seeing two different approaches here. Knights coach definitely playing the risky game - at a slight disadvantage in numbers and STR.
Now it's the Knight's turn to play.
Whitewolf with a good take down - but no injury. No luck.
Gondolin too, scores a take down - only after rerolling a Red Skull.
Finally, eklektyk scores a KO on a zombie. I'm getting annoyed by these pussy injury rolls. We really need to equalize the numbers.
Taking risk as far as using Ricky to tackle a ghoul that has no block either.
Both players sprawled on the floor, dicks colliding with thighs upon impact. Turnover.
Star's still shining bright. Even with that niggling injury acquired on second last game of pre-seasons.
stabby gets in the act too, remaining on his feet.
And just like that, turn over. Banned really not taking any risks. Just waiting. A 0-0 first half after kicking is a good result for him. And drawing is an out, so we're seeing two different approaches here. Knights coach definitely playing the risky game - at a slight disadvantage in numbers and STR.
Now it's the Knight's turn to play.
Whitewolf with a good take down - but no injury. No luck.
Gondolin too, scores a take down - only after rerolling a Red Skull.
Finally, eklektyk scores a KO on a zombie. I'm getting annoyed by these pussy injury rolls. We really need to equalize the numbers.
Taking risk as far as using Ricky to tackle a ghoul that has no block either.
Both players sprawled on the floor, dicks colliding with thighs upon impact. Turnover.
How low can you go?
The Banned, exerting block strings freely with their superior numbers and power advantage.
LundB downed.
stabby putting dodge to good use. But the Banned Coach calls for reroll and nails him on second try.
Gondolin too, gets KO'ed. This is pretty much a rout in terms of injury scored against Knights.
Whitewolf is still not injured though - and I should be thankful for that.
There goes Xenomorph's worthless ass that dropped the pass and started this chain of block-spams on Banned's favor. Now the ball is clear for pick up ... here comes the ghoul with sure hands.
Failed Pick Up Count: 10
LundB downed.
stabby putting dodge to good use. But the Banned Coach calls for reroll and nails him on second try.
Gondolin too, gets KO'ed. This is pretty much a rout in terms of injury scored against Knights.
Whitewolf is still not injured though - and I should be thankful for that.
There goes Xenomorph's worthless ass that dropped the pass and started this chain of block-spams on Banned's favor.
Now the ball is clear for pick up ... here comes the ghoul with sure hands.
Failed Pick Up Count: 10
Nothing to play for
Here's the situation - we don't have enough players to make any worthwhile plays. The injury dice is just wrecking any plans we have at the moment.
Lund with no luck on Blitzing. Had to reroll.
Push, nullified by Stand Firm.
Sometimes you just want to do something, anything. And this isn't a good move to make, but not moving seems wrong. So let's move.
Predictable result. Turn over.
More attempted rape on stabby. Survives the first three block dice.
Did not survive the second.
Oh boy, I can afford one veteran catcher missing next game, but two? Hmm. I can't. I gotta call the apothecary.
It worked, and now everyone is gonna get injured without second chances.
Ricky gets taken down by a Wight. Ghoul swoops in for the ball -
And escapes! Turnover. Knights have nothing else to do...
But betting it all on a lino charge!
When it wasn't an important dodge, you get it four in a row...
Only gets a push. Eh, he'll score for sure.
Next turn he calls in a Werewolf assist and blitzes past...
1-0 The Banned. Looking good for the play-off spot. I wish the rain would stop already.
Lund with no luck on Blitzing. Had to reroll.
Push, nullified by Stand Firm.
Sometimes you just want to do something, anything. And this isn't a good move to make, but not moving seems wrong. So let's move.
Predictable result. Turn over.
More attempted rape on stabby. Survives the first three block dice.
Did not survive the second.
Oh boy, I can afford one veteran catcher missing next game, but two? Hmm. I can't. I gotta call the apothecary.
It worked, and now everyone is gonna get injured without second chances.
Ricky gets taken down by a Wight. Ghoul swoops in for the ball -
And escapes! Turnover. Knights have nothing else to do...
But betting it all on a lino charge!
When it wasn't an important dodge, you get it four in a row...
Only gets a push. Eh, he'll score for sure.
Next turn he calls in a Werewolf assist and blitzes past...
1-0 The Banned. Looking good for the play-off spot. I wish the rain would stop already.
If this rain doesn't fucking stop...
Miraculously, the Knights have 11 players on next drive. But it's basically a free bash round. No reason to get excited. One turn touchdown in the rain is iffy at best.
Kick off! Let's hope the rain stops now...
Oh my.
No man's land. We're committed to bash. Damn.
Xeno is just bashing in the LoS, can't risk a dodge out for pick up.
We've plenty of people to setup receivers on the right side - so let's do that.
Garm, stabby is up there.
Brother None, in there as well.
Whitewolf, elbows in with a stun..
Rookie thrower, Riccitiello will have to make this count...
*sigh*
Failed Pick Up Count : 12
Miraculously, the Knights have 11 players on next drive. But it's basically a free bash round. No reason to get excited. One turn touchdown in the rain is iffy at best.
Kick off! Let's hope the rain stops now...
Oh my.
No man's land. We're committed to bash. Damn.
Xeno is just bashing in the LoS, can't risk a dodge out for pick up.
We've plenty of people to setup receivers on the right side - so let's do that.
Garm, stabby is up there.
Brother None, in there as well.
Whitewolf, elbows in with a stun..
Rookie thrower, Riccitiello will have to make this count...
*sigh*
Failed Pick Up Count : 12
Balls are wet
Banned getting to work, marking our receivers, and starts planning to take out the threatening ones.
Here comes the blitz...
Fuck's sake stabby.
Fucking None.
Xeno gets floored too. Sonuvabitch got our number. What else is there to play with?
A half assed blitz by Gondolin that gets nothing.
Take it away, JR. We got no RRs left.
He's IN DA GAME NAO!
Fuck that intercept...
GFI. Bitches love GFIs...
FIRE AWAY!
Lick that wet ball, cause you fucking deserve it.
BLAZE YOUR WAY! TWO GFIS? NO PROBLEM!
1-1
WHITE WOLF ! SHOWING THE ROOKIES HOW IT'S DONE!
Here comes the blitz...
Fuck's sake stabby.
Fucking None.
Xeno gets floored too. Sonuvabitch got our number. What else is there to play with?
A half assed blitz by Gondolin that gets nothing.
Take it away, JR. We got no RRs left.
He's IN DA GAME NAO!
Fuck that intercept...
GFI. Bitches love GFIs...
FIRE AWAY!
Lick that wet ball, cause you fucking deserve it.
BLAZE YOUR WAY! TWO GFIS? NO PROBLEM!
1-1
WHITE WOLF ! SHOWING THE ROOKIES HOW IT'S DONE!
Hehehe. And that's only the first half.
Luck is not on our side for the injury rolls. I can't remember the last time we got so many Badly Hurts in a match. And seriously, BB should just let you put minimal three on the field, cause seeing a star player career ended by a random rock throw from the crowd is a bit much.
I've seen a treeman struck down by a thrown rock.
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