Completed Blood Bowl: The End

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Yeah, let's just leave the league. Fuck this.
I'm done with this game.

Done.

 

[Dead Guy]

NOOO

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Well shit.

You better make up for this, faggot.

 

[stabby]

Well, this came to an abrupt end. Still, gotta say that was some fine quality trollin' there RK, I raise my glass to you good sir!

 

[RK47]

 

[RK47]

Spoiler

And we're back.

To hell with that result.

The kick is very short, and lands neatly to a line rat that catches it easily. But that's ok, because it's within striking range of our front liners. Yes, we're playing the 'short kick game' in this one. The plan is to stop them from scoring and counter-score off our kicking round.

Line of scrimmage skirmish is underway, LundB, Hellraiser and eklektyk will have to brave those alone.

eklektyk goes down, but LundB didn't make it past the first turn unscathed, injured. What a shitty lineman.

Hellraiser got lucky and didn't get his troll-knuckle sandwich.

But eats a blitz anyway as the rats build a cage in the middle of the field.

Our turn.

Gondolin, just managed to push a gobbo.

Really need to pressure them, make them drop the ball. So no, we're not even going for safety. All in. In my defense, we're not playing against gutter runner here. Their top MA is 7. There's the Troll Gobbo Throw option, but it's never a primary option.

It's Whitewolf's turn to start the blitz...

Score. One badly hurt stunty. That's for LundB, you bastard.

stabby stretches those legs.

I like this, we sorta have the man to man advantage, and 8 Eyes didn't hire any superstar - instead they bought 2 kegs of beer for KO recovery and a Wizard scroll. A good start IMO.

 

[RK47]

Spoiler

Faced with a pressure like this, the Underworld really needs a lucky breakthrough if they wanna get anywhere.

Not with that really stupid failing to give tackle zones when needed, but hey, they haven't tried rolling for it yet this turn.

Just a down on Hellraiser, nothing serious. But those midgets can really dodge and give block advantage when needed, just don't count on them doing the actual blocking with their puny 2 STR.

This little git assists a block against whitewolf...

Brings our champion down - but no injury. And stand firm keeps him next to the ball carrier. That's where he wants to be for next turn.

Troll succeeds really stupid roll and...

Got trolled by Brother None.

 

[Darth Roxor]

I've only just now checked this thread and lul, that's a very butthurt league

 

[RK47]

Spoiler

Alright, rats - you - are going down.

Whitewolf bares his fangs!

Wrestle is annoying - it basically cancels away block, taking both player down with no injury roll being made - also: no turnover for the attacker. But it's not worth rerolling for - since all we want is just the ball being dropped.

And dropped it was - slipping towards Brother None's palms...

Too hard to keep a grip with the tackle zones around him... ball slips again towards the two rats next to him...until...

He gets a critical success on the loose ball. of Brother None. He's not the primary target on the field as 8 Eyes lost the ball at a very early point of the match!

Angelo85 goes in to assist!

I'm going to use a chain block to push Brother None further from the mid - Xeno will do the block.

Good shit, target down and None moves a step up. More Guard please.

Elsewhere, Ricky only gets a push against a rat thrower..

stabby getting a mileage from that block, bringing down a goblin with a single dice.

Knights really going for the block advantage here as eklektyk enjoys a defender down off a 2d block.

And Jaedar not wasting his 1d block on his mark.

Turn ends with only 3 Underworld players standing on the field. Good going.

 

[Azira]

 

[Brother None]

I'm a star, baby.

 

[RK47]

Spoiler

At this point, I'm pretty confident of my chances. They don't have super strength pieces. Not reliable ones at least. And they gotta play hard just to assist and block with fair dices.

There goes another git, dodging out and back into the melee.

Mmm, gutsy.

Too bad Nuffle watches over us today.

He didn't give a fuck about your reroll.

Thanks for the free tile movement.

Still, the amount of gits surrounding Brother None is pretty amazing. I thought they were all floored - how tenacious.

Three gobbo and one rat. Hmm. Let's do this.

So tempting to use whitewolf blitz...

But I rather free BN with a blitz and ball escape...

Get more men forward for safety.

More bashing on the bottom line. KO scored by Gondolin.

Xeno only gets a push.

eklektyk, KO-ing his target. 8 Eyes having manpower problems on the field - it's only turn 3.

We haven't used our blitz yet - here comes the Swede Striker - Jaedar !

Smell the roses - there goes that level 3 gobbo with Big Hand and Two Heads.

With the blitz used up, BN takes a swing at the nearby gobbo and scores a down. Suddenly there's just one rat marking him now.

Actually..

Make that zero. Angelo85 knocks the vermint down as the turn is over.

 

[RK47]

Spoiler

Y'know it ain't the Underworld day when a first Troll block against Angelo85 goes like this...

Then Nuffle said, don't cry, use a reroll - and gave him this instead.

Meh, I ain't worried.

A stun.

Here comes the problem...

Seriously? Brother None is on a trolling spree. I think I'm playing like shit, I'm inclined to say that, cause it's the third two-block die I allowed on our ball carrier, but Nuffle said 'It's fine, continue trolling.'

Coz that's fair. Right?

Enough fucking around tho, None wants to be free.

But he manages just a push So no free movement after a blitz. Oh well, at least it was a free dodge away from the troll.

Jaedar says 'no problem, I'll do it.' and just KO's the git. Guess Swede's have bigger penis?

Whitewolf is the playground bully as he floor another rat who is completely uninvolved in the play.

stabby walks over to the downed rat, making sure it doesn't try funny stuff.

Hellraiser only gets a push on a stormvermin. But hey, considering he has no block - it's a decent result.
Also, that push isolates the troll - allowing Xeno to pull a single block die on that filthy creature...

Fuck yeah.

We're doing too good. I hope we fuck up soon.

Wonder what 8 eyes can do next turn?

 

[Darth Roxor]

Seriously? Brother None is on a trolling spree. I think I'm playing like shit, I'm inclined to say that, cause it's the third two-block die I allowed on our ball carrier, but Nuffle said 'It's fine, continue trolling.'

dis game

 

[RK47]

Spoiler

Turn 5, enough of this bullshit, let's take this to the end zone.

Only gets a push, but that's enough..

Go-go-go

I wanna bait that wizard scroll. Kinda worried about a lightning bolt as well, hence Ricky is invited - for the sure hands insurance.

I even plugged in stabby for extra-extra safe. Away from the 3x3 tiles of the Fireball scroll.

Hellraiser, stuns a stormvermin.

I don't think there's much left on the field - 4 KOs and 2 Badly hurt... poor stunty.

What can they do really?

Even their Troll blitzing eklektyk only ends in a push - and he chose not to follow out of fear being gangfouled.

O well.

No hesitation from Whitewolf as he snap a the neck off a Guard goblin.

8 Eyes elect to call in the apothary - but only gets a smashed knee (niggling injury) Looking good, wolfie.

I'm not gonna decline this invitation to foul a downed stormvermin either...

Too bad the boots didn't work this time.
We really grinded them down - it's turn 8 - their final turn - they can't do much.

I was really baiting for the wizard scroll - but 8 eyes wisely chose not to use it - and does a despairing blitz...

Yeah, up yours buddy.

Cmon, scroll?
Use it?

Nope.

Knights 1-up halftime. We're receiving next - GG.

 

[stabby]

Ahh, the joys of the 1d block. There's just something about it that perfectly says . Well, when it works that is...

 

[RK47]

Spoiler

2nd half, 1-0 , we're receiving...ahahah..

Just LundB injured for us. That 0 SPP ass of his won't be missed too much.

Hmmm, 8 Eyes did make the right choice of buying those 2 kegs of bugman's best. Fucking 3 out of 4 KO recovery.

Meh, no problem. Let's receive this , score and go home.

Come on rats. Show me what you got.

Hear that? Brilliant coaching - something you don't have.

Wow, thanks for the nice kick. I really needed that.

Hahah, look at that shitty level 3 gobbo, let's kill that loser, Whitewolf.

Nuffle's such a bitch. Reroll.

Pshaw. Frenzy kicks in-

Nuffle? Don't know him, sorry.

Knights playing with uber-confidence. Opening a hole in the Underworld defense!

stabby runs through!

Three potential receivers here!

Xenomorph will do the honors...

Hey, what- the -fu- blindin - light- god-dam

 

[RK47]

Spoiler

I'm so sorry, Nuffle-chan. Nuffle, the beautiful. Nuffle, the Goddess...

YESSS - he has to reroll!

meh

Not so bad. At least she didn't let any of my boys get killed...

Shit here comes a troublesome gobbo...

Stay away you little git... don't you fucking interfere... Nu-nuffle-chan- HALP!

Uguuuu~

 

[Dead Guy]

Dat video. Awesome.

LundB is a hero.

 

[RK47]

Spoiler

OK.

OK.

We got this.

Let's calm the fuck down.

Yeah, fuck shit up. We rollin'.

Here comes da pain train.

Just gonna park whitey over by Jaedar's mark and let Jaedar slurp that 2d block shit.

OK, kiss the floor, ta mothafucka

OK, Don't fuck this up Xeno.

He's got it...let's launch!

FIRE AWAY!

 

[Darth Roxor]

Why do the GFI in the first place lul, the catcher was 100% safe.

 

[Azira]

Seems an odd decision, to do the GFIs, but I assume it was because you didn't want to have him nuke my pretty hairy arse with the wizard.

 

[RK47]

Got caught up in the moment. I was just all nerves at that point so many errors in this half.

UH YEAH THIS IS WHAT I MEANT

Seems an odd decision, to do the GFIs, but I assume it was because you didn't want to have him nuke my pretty hairy arse with the wizard.

THAT'S RIGHT IM A GUD COACH I WEIGHT RISK C&C AND SHIT BRAH

 

[RK47]

Spoiler

THAT LITTLE NAZI WITH BIG HANDS AND TWO HEADS APPROACH THE BALL ...

ONLY WITH THE BLESSING OF THE BEAUTIFUL NUFFLE GODDESS THAT HE SUCCEEDED IN 2 GFI WITHOUT REROLL UNLIKE FUCKING AZIRA. Also, his rat used a team reroll for a dodge away from Gondolin

We have a problem here.
At least the rest of the field is coping fine with the blocking onslaught...

Uh oh, one git on stabby...

Shit.

Goddess to the rescue again. Two dice blocks not really going their way at the moment. Such is bloodbowl.

Brother None telling them 'No I ain't gonna fall even once in this fucking match.'

Let's get the ball, folks.

Gondolin gets in contact to affect Guard. Xeno tries to catch up, but will not risk 2 GFIs.

Azira will atone by blitzing that two headed monster...

I don't think it's even worth a reroll...

Whitey and Jaedar catch up.

None - comboing with Ricky for a block.

stabby will try to salvage the ball...

Cmon you canadian catcher... burning a reroll here-

 

[Azira]