Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[Yosharian]

Cleric Level 10

Spoiler

 

[Justicar]

If trannies are in the game I dont like it's globohomo zog central.

If trannies are in the game I like It's the best rpg since sliced bread 2 baguette edition.

Codextards in a nutshell.

 

[Aarwolf]

Jezus

Stop pretending you're a Pole you flemish nerd.

Polacks are butthurt now that Larian took away the crown from CDPR

You'll all end up in Micro$oft's soup.

 

[Readher]

- Icewind Dale is not that great because it has no story.

I agree with that one, tbh. It's still a great game, just not a great RPG. More of a tactics title imo.

The rest are absolute brainlet takes. I mean, I did play DA2 and I thought they had some cool ideas with the story (and even nice little "hidden" role-play possibilities like siding with Varnell and Petrice), but it was still a shit game for the most of it.

 

[Orud]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy4NpAqUKJI

I'll leave this here... Saw this one video of this guy back in 2021 and it still baffles me beyond belief some people can take him seriously.

Some absolute gem of opinions of his from the video:

- Outer worlds is a great game and better than any BG because... "BG old, OW new".
- BG1 is better than BG2.
- Games are shit if they have no VO.
- Ranks some retarded shark game before RPGs and considers said game to be an RPG.
- Icewind Dale is not that great because it has no story.
- Dragon Age 2, likes it
- All the above he played in that one year and out of all of them, he ranks D:OS 2 as the top game of that year.

Yeah... clearly a case in point of another great YT reviewer worth putting even a fraction of trust in.

Mortismal is clearly a storyfag and (selfadmitted) edgelord. It's why he can tolerate Dragon Age 2 and he spent half of his 19 minute "BG3 Paladin class video" whining about being unable to start as an "evil/fallen" Paladin.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Dude literally spent $30 on character cosmetic in Diablo 4 few days ago, and he lives in a trailer, often complaining he has no money lol

Also made a video of him buying character cosmetics instead of Baldur's Gate 3.

Like bruh, buying microtransaction trash like that is not something you want to flaunt about. It's like boasting you dodged a 9mm bullet for a .50 BMG instead.

I only do it to make you decline enablers upset, and it worked. I didn't want either of those items but I bought them anyways, lmao. BURN!

 

[blessed king of longing]

 

[Orud]

I only do it to make you decline enablers upset, and it worked. I didn't want either of those items but I bought them anyways, lmao. BURN!

... why would you think that upset me? Seeing a guy light himself on fire isn't my problem, but I can still think it's a dumb thing to do.

 

[Kiste]

I only do it to make you decline enablers upset, and it worked. I didn't want either of those items but I bought them anyways, lmao. BURN!

You spent actual money to troll some randos on an internet forum?

 

[Junmarko]

Since their review is done by a 'recently-came-out-as-trans-person', it's the best source of opinion on BG3, right?

'a-n-o-m-a-l-y'

 

[Konjad]

I only do it to make you decline enablers upset, and it worked. I didn't want either of those items but I bought them anyways, lmao. BURN!

You spent actual money to troll some randos on an internet forum?

Yeah, even more pathetic than just buying it because you like it. Also, a damn weak troll. Next, will you cut your peepee to troll us and show you're a tranny, SDG ?

 

[Jermu]

multiclassing spell progression same as 5e?
haste same as in EA?

also seems like magical secret does not work for pala/ranger/warlock spells so cant get "high level" spells

Nope, I made a Reddit thread here explaining it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/BG3Builds/...lticlass_spell_slot_progression_is_different/

nice thanks, so for example 7 pala 5 sorc gets 5th level slot

 

[Grunker]

Cleric Level 10

Spoiler

Spoiler

Mortismal said it's basically full heal full revive for everyone, only usable once in the entire game. Kindda cool.

 

[blessed king of longing]

guys, predictions for the plot? no actual spoilers haha

 

[Grauken]

Cleric Level 10

Spoiler

Spoiler

Mortismal said it's basically full heal full revive for everyone, only usable once in the entire game. Kindda cool.

I predict that 99% of gamers will save it for the final fight

 

[Konjad]

guys, predictions for the plot? no actual spoilers haha

Bear sex will be the final confrontation

 

[MasPingon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy4NpAqUKJI

I'll leave this here... Saw this one video of this guy back in 2021 and it still baffles me beyond belief some people can take him seriously.

Some absolute gem of opinions of his from the video:

- Outer worlds is a great game and better than any BG because... "BG old, OW new".
- BG1 is better than BG2.
- Games are shit if they have no VO.
- Ranks some retarded shark game before RPGs and considers said game to be an RPG.
- Icewind Dale is not that great because it has no story.
- Dragon Age 2, likes it
- All the above he played in that one year and out of all of them, he ranks D:OS 2 as the top game of that year.

Yeah... clearly a case in point of another great YT reviewer worth putting even a fraction of trust in.

Mortismal is clearly a storyfag and (selfadmitted) edgelord. It's why he can tolerate Dragon Age 2 and he spent half of his 19 minute "BG3 Paladin class video" whining about being unable to start as an "evil/fallen" Paladin.

How can you be a storyfag and tolerate Dragon Age 2? I mean it makes you just a fag, not storyfag.

 

[Jermu]

his taste is pretty shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0X5bGjYzHg
"ranking" is description

 

[AwesomeButton]

You people only get more and more disgusting. You had a solid game right there infront of you and you chose to ignore it and ridicule it, and ridicule the people who were looking forward to it. Instead you chose to hype up Resetera's GOTY. The ultimate retard degenerate simulator. There's a special place in hell for each and everyone of you.

SDG: Smartest blizzard fanboy and the most retarded codex user.

Dude literally spent $30 on character cosmetic in Diablo 4 few days ago, and he lives in a trailer, often complaining he has no money lol

Well, one follows from the other, doesn't it.

But the best part is this:
"OMG, YOU DISGUST ME, THIS GAME IS FULL OF PERVERTS, OMG, OH NO, I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE THREAD, I NEED IT, JUST A LITTLE PEEK... OH GOD YOU SO AWFUL WITH YOUR GAY TRANNY GAME, WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF, I'M OUT OF HERE. NO I GO BACK TO THE THREAD, I NEED IT, JUST ONE MORE TIME, OH GOD....

 

[Readher]

You people only get more and more disgusting. You had a solid game right there infront of you and you chose to ignore it and ridicule it, and ridicule the people who were looking forward to it. Instead you chose to hype up Resetera's GOTY. The ultimate retard degenerate simulator. There's a special place in hell for each and everyone of you.

SDG: Smartest blizzard fanboy and the most retarded codex user.

Dude literally spent $30 on character cosmetic in Diablo 4 few days ago, and he lives in a trailer, often complaining he has no money lol

Well, one follows from the other, doesn't it.

But the best part is this:
"OMG, YOU DISGUST ME, THIS GAME IS FULL OF PERVERTS, OMG, OH NO, I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE THREAD, I NEED IT, JUST A LITTLE PEEK... OH GOD YOU SO AWFUL WITH YOUR GAY TRANNY GAME, WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF, I'M OUT OF HERE. NO I GO BACK TO THE THREAD, I NEED IT, JUST ONE MORE TIME, OH GOD....

Yeah, that shit's just annoying. At least people like Fedora Master always throw some kind of funny banger as an insult, so even if I don't agree, I'm always having a laugh from his shitposting. This is peak autism, though. Same with Drakortha, though he kinda redeemed himself with that DA:O download screenshot. That was top kek.

 

[Swen]

SHADOWCUTE

Meanwhile, in reality
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Rest of the character are so ugly that people are hallucinating that a 2 is pretty.

Typical vatnik lies

 

[Justicar]

You people only get more and more disgusting. You had a solid game right there infront of you and you chose to ignore it and ridicule it, and ridicule the people who were looking forward to it. Instead you chose to hype up Resetera's GOTY. The ultimate retard degenerate simulator. There's a special place in hell for each and everyone of you.

SDG: Smartest blizzard fanboy and the most retarded codex user.

Dude literally spent $30 on character cosmetic in Diablo 4 few days ago, and he lives in a trailer, often complaining he has no money lol

Well, one follows from the other, doesn't it.

But the best part is this:
"OMG, YOU DISGUST ME, THIS GAME IS FULL OF PERVERTS, OMG, OH NO, I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE THREAD, I NEED IT, JUST A LITTLE PEEK... OH GOD YOU SO AWFUL WITH YOUR GAY TRANNY GAME, WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF, I'M OUT OF HERE. NO I GO BACK TO THE THREAD, I NEED IT, JUST ONE MORE TIME, OH GOD....

I MUST CONSOOOOM

 

[Readher]

I MUST CONSOOOOM

 

[Justicar]

I MUST CONSOOOOM

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Took me about 5 minutes to FIND A FEMALE CHARACTER, and even that is dubious, at first I chose a female and couldn't figure out why am I still a male until I finally found you have to choose body type as A (but not B, C, D) as well. What the fuck? EA had normal genders

I had to start over because APPARENTLY YOU ALSO HAVE TO SEPARATELY CHOOSE FEMALE VOICE. My sexy Drow mistress had a fucking deep male voice and you can only change it in character creation.

You talking about deafult male voice or "female" 6? I got suggetion of 6 for my Lolth Drow Durge. I couldn't stand it.