Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[Grunker]

I like the Grove area, but I wonder how sharp the plunge in quality and detail would be after I'm through the Early Access areas....

Mortismal is the only reviewer so far I marginally trust, and he says the polish degrades but that in contrast to DoS1 and 2, the scope stays the same. If that’s true then it’s pretty insane

 

[Nerevar]

Oh no the barbarian is MVP two attacks with rage or can throw two healing potions also advantage on all attacks? It is really strong.

 

[Swen]

Wtf is that "meh" rating shit? Fuck you and fuck your life for buying this disgusting piece of shit. I don't think it's the least bit funny or entertaining that this thing is allowed to exist in mainstream. You all deserve the worst.

Best we go back to the ropes and burning days. They weren't wrong

Bow down to your god worm!

Same for the rest of you crying incels. THIS IS YOUR GOD!

 

[Konjad]

Took me about 5 minutes to FIND A FEMALE CHARACTER, and even that is dubious, at first I chose a female and couldn't figure out why am I still a male until I finally found you have to choose body type as A (but not B, C, D) as well. What the fuck? EA had normal genders

I had to start over because APPARENTLY YOU ALSO HAVE TO SEPARATELY CHOOSE FEMALE VOICE. My sexy Drow mistress had a fucking deep male voice and you can only change it in character creation.

 

[Konjad]

Thinking of which, did it also set correct genitals? Oh no...

 

[Kem0sabe]

The amount of reactivity to your class and race choice is insane, and this is just at the start of the game. Dont think any other crpg has managed to make you feel like your actually roleplaying your character as much as BG3.

 

[Grunker]

The amount of reactivity to your class and race choice is insane, and this is just at the start of the game. Dont think any other crpg has managed to make you feel like your actually roleplaying your character as much as BG3.

Not to mention all the little interactions like speak with dead/animals etc. It really is quite wild

 

[Tihskael]

Game is good. Could be better, but is good.

Rusty was right.

It's been a while since I last read that name.

 

[AwesomeButton]

Thinking of which, did it also set correct genitals? Oh no...

It said "Default" and I never checked, now that I think of it....

 

[AwesomeButton]

The amount of reactivity to your class and race choice is insane, and this is just at the start of the game. Dont think any other crpg has managed to make you feel like your actually roleplaying your character as much as BG3.

Not to mention all the little interactions like speak with dead/animals etc. It really is quite wild

It's an anomaly, you toxic gamers! Shut up! Also, leave Josh alone!

 

[blessed king of longing]

Wow ! I hope everyone is really enjoying Baldurs Gate 3! I know I am!
Shadowheart is my love! Shadowheart is my life ! Iwould do anything for her! God I hope she asks me to be her soulmate! lol!

guys please enjoy this song in honor of my sweeties

https://vocaroo.com/1hbfxWXRZj17

 

[KIss My Ass]

Wtf is that "meh" rating shit? Fuck you and fuck your life for buying this disgusting piece of shit. I don't think it's the least bit funny or entertaining that this thing is allowed to exist in mainstream. You all deserve the worst.

Best we go back to the ropes and burning days. They weren't wrong

Bow down to your god worm!

Same for the rest of you crying incels. THIS IS YOUR GOD!

My God is her.

Also

 

[Orud]

You sure spend a lot of time and effort on something you claim you "hate" and "totally not playing right now, because I'm cool".

 

[Konjad]

Wtf is that "meh" rating shit? Fuck you and fuck your life for buying this disgusting piece of shit. I don't think it's the least bit funny or entertaining that this thing is allowed to exist in mainstream. You all deserve the worst.

Best we go back to the ropes and burning days. They weren't wrong

Bow down to your god worm!

Same for the rest of you crying incels. THIS IS YOUR GOD!

My God is her.

Also

It's you as a tranny?

 

[Swen]

SHADOWCUTE

 

[AwesomeButton]

guys please enjoy this song in honor of my sweeties

https://vocaroo.com/1hbfxWXRZj17

No buddy, this is your song for Shadowheart, fits you perfectly:

 

[blessed king of longing]

SHADOWCUTE

I'm in love with her, man

 

[Justicar]

Took me about 5 minutes to FIND A FEMALE CHARACTER, and even that is dubious, at first I chose a female and couldn't figure out why am I still a male until I finally found you have to choose body type as A (but not B, C, D) as well. What the fuck? EA had normal genders

I had to start over because APPARENTLY YOU ALSO HAVE TO SEPARATELY CHOOSE FEMALE VOICE. My sexy Drow mistress had a fucking deep male voice and you can only change it in character creation.

That's just how womben sound in b*lgium.

 

[zerotol]

Took me about 5 minutes to FIND A FEMALE CHARACTER, and even that is dubious, at first I chose a female and couldn't figure out why am I still a male until I finally found you have to choose body type as A (but not B, C, D) as well. What the fuck? EA had normal genders

I had to start over because APPARENTLY YOU ALSO HAVE TO SEPARATELY CHOOSE FEMALE VOICE. My sexy Drow mistress had a fucking deep male voice and you can only change it in character creation.

Thats a flavour win on the codex if you ask me. Why change it?

 

[perfectslumbers]

Game is good. Could be better, but is good.

Rusty was right.

I'm enjoying it too but lets not get hasty. It's the beginning of a Larian game after all.

 

[AwesomeButton]

It's you as a tranny?

You sure spend a lot of time and effort on something you claim you "hate" and "totally not playing right now, because I'm cool".

I'm taking bets on whether this is the thread where SDG comes to terms with the reality of his sexual preference. There is obviously some kind of internal battle going on.

 

[blessed king of longing]

Love is pain. I'm in highschool bros

 

[Volrath]

I like the Grove area, but I wonder how sharp the plunge in quality and detail would be after I'm through the Early Access areas....

Mortismal is the only reviewer so far I marginally trust, and he says the polish degrades but that in contrast to DoS1 and 2, the scope stays the same. If that’s true then it’s pretty insane

It's the anti-Josh Sawyer game.

AND I LOVE IT.

 

[Volrath]

Took me about 5 minutes to FIND A FEMALE CHARACTER, and even that is dubious, at first I chose a female and couldn't figure out why am I still a male until I finally found you have to choose body type as A (but not B, C, D) as well. What the fuck? EA had normal genders

I had to start over because APPARENTLY YOU ALSO HAVE TO SEPARATELY CHOOSE FEMALE VOICE. My sexy Drow mistress had a fucking deep male voice and you can only change it in character creation.

That's just how womben sound in b*lgium.

Clearly you've never been to this little piece of heaven.

 

[Maxie]

I like the Grove area, but I wonder how sharp the plunge in quality and detail would be after I'm through the Early Access areas....

Mortismal is the only reviewer so far I marginally trust, and he says the polish degrades but that in contrast to DoS1 and 2, the scope stays the same. If that’s true then it’s pretty insane

Wow, what a horrible taste in reviewers. I only watch Ed123's 12h long white man video game essays.