Eternity Avowed Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Gargaune]

I can never get angry with Sherry, not even when she's plugging The Avoid Worlds.

 

[frajaq]

You guys can be honest to yourselves, you know you WANT to try out Avowed...

 

[Takamori]

With the people involved and promotional material published I have no desire for it even if I played PoE 1 and 2.
Its a copy of skyrim basically and I already hated skyrim, why the fuck I would put money in this? At this point better its better to just buy starfield if I'm in a wish to dive into a pile of shit.
I wouldn't call generic Unreal Engine assets by looking the characters they at least tried to resemble stuff that you saw in previous pillars the Orians at least, but the scenario and enemies look meh, the animations also look souless, no gore, no blood, nothing that I can say wow at least the animation team had a hard on doing this. All clean bullshit that you see in every game even if they are slapped with a 17+ tag.

 

[Yosharian]

You guys can be honest to yourselves, you know you WANT to try out Avowed...

I will definitely try it out, the question is whether I'll pay money for it. Not likely.

 

[RobotSquirrel]

I wasn't agreeing with the issues he found but UI is so dull I was waiting to see what he produces. Then I hear "I drew inspiration from the awesome Skyrim" and closed the video. Fuck you for linking it.

Once I started noticing him put wallpapers in the background and did nothing about the actual button placements I'm just like.. Fuck this Bethesda shit. Sure enough.
And what the fuck is with modern developers using one colour UIs, Cyberpunk was the same it was all putrid red. Full screen UI in general is just shit anyway most of the screenspace is wasted (still think Civ7 is worst offender for this thus far though with 75% of the screen being blank). Most of the information shown could be 1 screen as a character sheet pretty easy but of course we've got to make it "accessible" for idiots on consoles.

Its all just so tiring.

 

[sosmoflux]

To my own dismay I am more interested in Avowed than KCD2. By the gods what has Satan got in store for us next?

 

[Haba]

To my own dismay I am more interested in Avowed than KCD2. By the gods what has Satan got in store for us next?

You'd make a really cute girl, you know.

 

[Dark Souls II]

You guys can be honest to yourselves, you know you WANT to try out Avowed...

There's too much focus on woke shit in Asoyed so let's sum up what we know about the game:

1. Looks like dogshit
1a. Face animations look like a joke
1b. Enemy animations are even worse. Compare a bear in RDR2 and a "bear" in Asoyed. Reminder, this will be a $70 game released in 2025 by a renowned studio, no excuse to look this shitty.
1c. Character design is repulsive, have you seen that pink-haired furry gremlin thing? I wouldn't even rape it.
2. Le quirky reddit school of writing; "You should see my abdominal muscles. They ripple." NIGGER WHAT?!?
3. Combat is TOTAL SHIT, there is no combat against multiple enemies, the enemies literally form an orderly line and attack you one after another. The devs admitted in an interview that they were unable to program this any better so they made a conscious decision that you can only be ever attacked by one enemy at a time.
3a. Boss fights seem to be especially bad judging by that one video of a boss fight against the boss bear they've showed, the boss stands in one place and you pew pew pew pew it with a magic wand 500 times also standing in place. Incredible.
4. The UI looks like a practical joke. Don't remember any game with an UI this shitty.
5. The entire class & skill system completely dumbed down, 3 classes with 4 active skills each, and you are expected to always be a mage or dualclass with mage... You can't pick race either, zero build variety.
6. Completely boring setting, wouldn't expect anything else from Obshitian. The only person there who could write an interesting setting was Avellone. Nobody cares about their donutsteel OC Fampyrs & Xaurips setting.
7. And then, on top of that, there's the fact that this game is directed by some dumb old female, the devs openly talk about hating gamers and wanting to punch them, companions are faggot self-inserts of some faggots, etc., etc.

The only "people" with any interest in ever playing it are the most retarded nigger docile goycattlefaggot Obshitian brand devotees. There is zero appeal in this game.

 

[Sherry]

Hi.

Here are some preset designs you can pick during the character creation, for those who just want to jump right in to the richness Eora has to offer and begin their journey.

Which one is your favorite?

Thanks,
Sherry

 

[Yosharian]

Why are they all some variant of mushroom-face? The godlike designs in Pillars 1/2 were way better than this

 

[Orange Clock]

Why are they all some variant of mushroom-face? The godlike designs in Pillars 1/2 were way better than this

Probably cause you’re only able to play as a mushroom(nature) Godlike

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

This piece of shit is going to crash and burn so hard it will make Veilguard look good

 

[Heroic Liberator]

What the fuck kind of drug did the art designer take?

LSD

Bethesda + LSD = Morrowind

Obsidian + LSD =

 

[Konjad]

Are there romances? Can you spread fungi by intercourse?

 

[Dark Souls II]

These niggas look like NFTs, holy shit... the soyboys of Obshitian have truly lost it.

And yeah, let me get THREE bearded nigger drag queens with flowers on their foreheads right next to each other in the top row of preset characters. I love diversity.

 

[Lucas]

Dear god, some of them look like they want you to take a Rorschach test or something before the game even begins. Disgusting.

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[Elttharion]

We already have much cooler mushroom people

 

[Dark Souls II]

We already have much cooler mushroom people

 

[Child of Malkav]

Hi.

Here are some preset designs you can pick during the character creation, for those who just want to jump right in to the richness Eora has to offer and begin their journey.

Which one is your favorite?

Thanks,
Sherry

They look like fungus afflicted zombies. Like those from last of us. Disgusting. Bleh.

 

[Modron]

Here are some preset designs you can pick during the character creation, for those who just want to jump right in to the richness Eora has to offer and begin their journey.

Gun to my head? I guess the bottom left one looks the least leprous.

 

[damager]

These niggas look like NFTs, holy shit... the soyboys of Obshitian have truly lost it.

And yeah, let me get THREE bearded nigger drag queens with flowers on their foreheads right next to each other in the top row of preset characters. I love diversity.

They all look like gay people or transexuals. What is going on lol

 

[Quillon]

So da ya guys think they are keeping... what was it? non-binary option or body type? Whatever it is, will they keep it in the current climate of stuff? I think they won't back-pedal but they won't defend their position either and keep acting like nothing's ever happened Fergie-style

 

[Drakortha]

Still less gay than KCD2

 

[Fargus]

Hi.

Here are some preset designs you can pick during the character creation, for those who just want to jump right in to the richness Eora has to offer and begin their journey.

Which one is your favorite?

Thanks,
Sherry

lol dafuq is this shit they all look like different stages of cordyceps infection

 

[0sacred]

I'm partial to the one with a picknick basket on his head