Hi this is Twinkie, we're not in Krasno anymore. The guard wants 1000 rubles for entry. After spending so much money on grenade and ammunition, I have no money to spare. I did get Fidel to join.
He recommends we investigate Bunker 317. A good idea. But first, let's find Dan's missing men.
We arrive at the farm at night. The family seems to be on the edge. The head of the family is exceptionally strong. Sure, Fidel has a hunting rifle, but I doubt we can down him before his son butchers us with his rifle.
Luckily, Twinkie's Speechcraft is sufficient to negotiate a non-violent solution with the man.
I will say nothing more. A tragedy has occurred, let us just pass along the information to Dan. And we also meet a crazy dude on our way back to the factory.
Twinkie talked him out of shooting, but noticed the rusty AK.
That might be valuable. But the man isn't willing to trade. He rummages through his bag and procures two hand made grenades.
He gestured at Fidel to get ready with the Hunting rifle and lit the fuse, giving Fidel no time to debate. The reasoning is this: if the man came upon a less eloquent traveler, he might claim an innocent's life. He has to be put down.
The first throw did not knock the man down, the AK roars in respond, two rounds caught Twinkie before it jams. Realizing that one cannot unmash a potato, Fidel opened fire.
The second grenade is more profitable, sending the tinfoil-hat-wearing sod onto the ground. He cursed loudly at the Illuminati in the clouds as he lands with a loud thump.
"I-it's a conspiracy," he groaned, struggling to get up.
Twinkie isn't gonna wait. He walked up to the fallen man and smashes the man's head with a Serbian Sidewinder.
"Conspire THIS!" the man's body rocked in pain, but he's still alive.
Fidel's final shot made the night a less violent one.
At first glance, the rusty assault rifle may not seem much, but the precious 27 rounds are definitely worth the trouble. Twinkie places it in his pack and starts roasting some canned food. He's made a profit. Things are looking good.