Tomb Raider 2013

[Morgoth]

Did the animators make her titties wobble? I haven't noticed that yet.

 

[JarlFrank]

No platforming? No puzzles? Not even swimming?

Fuck this I'll stick to TR4 fan levels.

 

[circ]

Yep, pathetic. Even something like Just Cause 2 does a full island world with parachuting. There aren't puzzles but there's swimming.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Fuck you all, will pre-order. I want to protect Lara from watery impalement.

#RetakeLaraCroft

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

Fuck you all, will pre-order. I want to protect Lara from watery impalement.

#RetakeLaraCroft

But only after watching her young feminine body thrashing when impaled on a long hard spike will stop giving you boner, yes ?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Oh, I'm sure the game will provide me with lots of opportunities to protect her. I'll protect her so hard

 

[Menckenstein]

Sad that a fairly talented team put so much work into something that's going to be not very fun. Animations look solid, sound is apparently very impressive, got a hot actress to moan and groan for hours in a sound booth.

All for naught.

 

[DalekFlay]

With the possible exception of Bioshock Infinite I really couldn't have picked a better time to be broke and not buying new games.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

I wonder if these guys were inspired by Demonophobia.

 

[potatojohn]

I hope the moaning will be a seperate sound file.

 

[Cyberarmy]

Sad that a fairly talented team put so much work into something that's going to be not very fun. Animations look solid, sound is apparently very impressive, got a hot actress to moan and groan for hours in a sound booth.

All for naught.

They just should have used a different name, when you name the game Tomb Raider people have different expectations.
They are telling us its in but they havent show any footage of proper Tomb Raiding... Only Hollywood style flashy scenes so far.

 

[DalekFlay]

Yeah but OMG NEW IP IS SO HARD GUYS THE GAME HAS TO BE GOOD OR IT WON'T SELL!!!

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Yeah but OMG NEW IP IS SO HARD GUYS THE GAME HAS TO BE GOOD OR IT WON'T SELL!!!

Well, at least we can always check out the demo anNOPE DEMO REDUCES YOUR SALES BECAUSE PEOPLE WON'T HAVE TO BUY THE GAME TO SEE IF THEY LIKE IT

 

[Kitako]

I hope the moaning will be a seperate sound file.

DLC will fix it.

 

[ohWOW]

Tomb Raider deserves better fans.

 

[Ermm]

Jesus christ man. Impaled through the head by a fucking spike? Really developers? Maybe mandatory shrink councel for the upcoming team?

Yeah, gory fatalities belong to Mortal Kombat, not for the freaking Tomb Raider.

Here it seems out of place, and just gory for ''immershun's'' sake.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

If Lara was a dude, no one would care about the gore.

 

[circ]

True. I probably wouldn't. I'm sorry for male privilege sexist attitude something.

 

[Sodafish]

No puzzles you say? Pish posh. Really obvious cloth-wrapped objects to rope arrow + things to shoot with shotgun = totally monocle.

 

[Lancehead]

Tomb Raider deserves tombs.

 

[evdk]

Tomb Raider deserves to be entombed.

 

[dnf]

Lara Croft Deserve better tits

 

[racofer]

Lara Croft Deserve better tits rapists

 

[FeelTheRads]

Lara Croft Deserve better tits

Seriously. What the fuck happened? Fuck you and your realism. Those gravity defying tits were the best thing about it.

 

[evdk]

Don't worry.

As soon as this game is found to be NOT a hit, retards will be forced to go back to usual Boobies.

Once the game is proven not to be a hit, it will be touted as victory by the tumblr brigade, mark my words.