Tomb Raider 2013

[codexian reject]

Fuck deviants that find giant boobs appealing, they only make poor creatures that have to carry them, look grotesque and physically crippled.

 

[dnf]

Fuck deviants that find giant boobs appealing, they only make poor creatures that have to carry them, look grotesque and physically crippled.

I agree with you bro, there must be a equilibrium. Still Greater boobs>Smaller boobs.

Lara Croft Deserve better tits rapists

Im on work now so Google Blackadder erotic 3d artist. There you will find better rapists and better boobs for Lara

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Fuck deviants that find giant boobs appealing, they only make poor creatures that have to carry them, look grotesque and physically crippled.

By big we don't mean unnaturally large trick boobies.

Old Lara (new? Fucking timelines) was dangerously close.

 

[FeelTheRads]

Fuck deviants that find giant boobs appealing, they only make poor creatures that have to carry them, look grotesque and physically crippled.

Faggot detected.

 

[Kitako]

This last (horrible) game has the best Lara in my opinion. Bonus for being able to torture her.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

They should make it Tomb Raider: An Amazon Island full of tasteful female on female rape instead of Guro Raider.

Yeah, gory fatalities belong to Mortal Kombat, not for the freaking Tomb Raider.

I remember spending a lot of time getting Lara Killed in Tomb Raider 2 or 3.

 

[DalekFlay]

If Lara was a dude, no one would care about the gore.

Not as much maybe, but it's still pretty over-the-top for the type of game it's in.

 

[spekkio]

@Awor
Yeah, but trying to break her neck by jumping from great highs was just fooling around with the game.
These new "fatalities" in recent game look like something str8 from guro porn. What happened, mainstream gaming?

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

@Awor
Yeah, but trying to break her neck by jumping from great highs was just fooling around with the game.
These new "fatalities" in recent game look like something str8 from guro porn. What happened, mainstream gaming?

Probably observing gamers playing older Tomb Raider games led them to believe that the most gratifying part of the game is watching Lara die :D . And thus they delivered what players enjoyed the most :D .

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Or they just noticed people liked Dead Space's death vignettes.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

Outstanding torture porn.

No kidding.

Oh shit. They're doing a good job of selling this game to me.

 

[Morgoth]

It's dat youthful body gait, and dat ass that's gonna be the seelling point 75% sale for me.

 

[potatojohn]

So you're saying it's a day one boner for you?

 

[shihonage]

Outstanding torture porn.

No kidding.

The old Lara's boobs would've deflected her away from the pole.

This is not fucking canon.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

Wow, that's some resilience after a direct penetration of the skull.

But fuck realism, that sort of scenes make up for the lack of it.

It went through her neck, not through her skull.

 

[Surf Solar]

It's threads like these tuat sometimes remind if I am right here beneath you fucked up individuals... :D

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

It's threads like these tuat sometimes remind if I am right here beneath you fucked up individuals... :D

What :D ?

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

I think he's saying we've kidnapped him and we're having our evil way with him.

At least I think that's what he's saying. It might just be this thread influencing me and directing my thoughts toward certain channels.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

Anyway, does anyone have any more .gifs showing sweet young Lara Croft interacting with environment?

 

[Regdar]

Outstanding torture porn.

No kidding.

Oh man I can't wait to see the game over screen when she fails a QTE at the bandit camp.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Outstanding torture porn.

No kidding.

[Kotaku knowledge] I think it's some kind of phallic metaphor for oppression in patriarchal society.

 

[Morgoth]

Punishment by penetration.

What exactly does that tell us about the developers?

 

[Kane]

this is like riddick but with a girl

 

[Azalin]

Outstanding torture porn.

No kidding.

Oh man I can't wait to see the game over screen when she fails a QTE at the bandit camp.

Death by sodomy?

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

[Kotaku knowledge] I think it's some kind of phallic metaphor for oppression in patriarchal society.

It could be a strap-on though. Her throes represent her adventurer ambition getting smothered by ever-present free love in a lesbian commune.