There is another world. There is a better world... Well... there must be (Doom Patrol)

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[Stereotypical Villain]

Don't you want to DISGUST my insightful "review" of Smallville, Aarne? I'd be happy to continue if you gave me some more ammo.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Rest assured, update will come later today...




But first I must level this character to 25 in Champions Online.

 

[abnaxus]

Not only is Superman a travesty, but also the character which I like the most in that entire fucking setting: Lex Luthor. Michael Rose-cheek-arse phones it in and creates the blandest Lex Luthor to date (even worse than the Luthor from all of those Anime Superman series that've been popping up on the kiddie channels as of late). Not only that, but he comes off more as a guy who throws money around himself instead of being the wealthy genius which he supposed to be. But nope, the Smallville writers didn't get that fucking detail about Lex Luthor so we're stuck with a playboy who throws a lot of money around in an attempt to bring DER ALIEN ZHREAT down by means of daddy-issues and extreme whining. Jeez, it's like they never even fucking heard of All-star Superman, or even read any of the source material, but whatever right?! AMERIKWANS WONT CARE SO LONG AS IT HAS GLISTENING PECKS AND ASSPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!!!!

But at least he got to bang Kelly Brook for a while.

 

[SoupNazi]

I'm just having trouble trying to be intellectual and highbrow about a comics. I mean, I see all the homages and hints and callbacks but ultimately, I can't get past the form and end up skipping over too much text to get back into the action parts. Still, it's very good, and I'm looking forward to more.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

But at least he got to bang Kelly Brook for a while.

And that is supposed to be something to brag about?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

I'm just having trouble trying to be intellectual and highbrow about a comics. I mean, I see all the homages and hints and callbacks but ultimately, I can't get past the form and end up skipping over too much text to get back into the action parts. Still, it's very good, and I'm looking forward to more.

You gotta tune in with the vibrations of the universes, man.

That is to say, uploading update.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

That's today's update.

I'd like you all to know that all six volumes of Grant Morrison's have been collected and published very recently by DC Vertigo, and I warmly recommend buying the trades. Reading from quality paper beats the crap out of computer screen.

 

[SoupNazi]

I don't like the way Cliff's "funny" lines are delivered. I laughed in the issues you posted first, but in this post, it was just cringeworthy.

Also, since I failed my lore-check: what is it with Superman etc people say? Is this the same universe? Can someone explain?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Yes, this is the main DC Universe.

 

[Hoodoo]

Just finished first arc

 

[Random]

moar

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Next page will have moar "Cliff Steele is nobler than Alec Holland" moments. Also, first foray into Crazy Jane's past and psyche.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

This comic would e great if it contained more Brotherhood of Dada.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

There will be moar of them too.

 

[lightbane]

Speaking of derpville, I stopped watching that shit when that lolwitch appeared from nowhere, then there was that MAGIC KRYPTONITE giving people superpowers instead of, cancer, I dunno, kryptonite was radiactive last time I checked.

Also, bump.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Actually, I don't think Kryptonite gave cancer before the Alan Moore "Superman" series Supreme had his arch-nemesis Darius Dax develop cancer from unprotected contact with Supremium (instead of superpowers like everyone else who got in contact with it). As far as main DC goes, Kryptonite has a long and convoluted history.

 

[SoupNazi]

I watched Smallville in the beginning because I seriously thought it was gonna nicely deal with Kent's realization that he has the powers and slowly learning to use and utilize them. It was fun up until they got out of school (I guess; I skipped a bunch of episodes) and he started working in that newspaper. I "recently" caught an episode where Metropolis was ruled by Zed or something in some kind of alternative reality where Kent didn't have his powers or whatever... it seemed really absurd. Never even bothered to turn on the TV again if I saw it on since then.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Never watched Smallville myself.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

You should... if only to laugh... or cry.