Starfield Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[El Presidente]

Todd managed to grab the sentimental heart hiding behind the evil hood

 

[Fedora Master]

"It gets good 20 hours in I swear!"
Did I accidentally go to the weeb subforum??

 

[darkpatriot]

During the main story mission, when you dock into another ship in outer space for the first time, there is gravity inside. That must be some space magic, because I understand other places don't have gravity?

There is definitely some kind of gravity generation technology on ships. One ship dungeon specifically has that system failing and then turning back on, so it keeps cycling between gravity and 0 G. Since the FTL is based on gravity manipulation, that seems to be part of the technology of the setting.

 

[darkpatriot]

"It gets good 20 hours in I swear!"
Did I accidentally go to the weeb subforum??

I'd say more like 10. But it probably depends on your playstyle.

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

All I hear is Adam Jensen when the cowboy speaks.

 

[Lemming42]

Oh my god. You can go back and get Supervisor Lin as a companion. Game's 10/10.

 

[Fedora Master]

 

[Crispy]

During the main story mission, when you dock into another ship in outer space for the first time, there is gravity inside. That must be some space magic, because I understand other places don't have gravity?

Even in the very first mission, when you're outside the pirate base, little gravity. You can jump thirty feet into the air. But as soon as you step inside? Magic normal gravity! What the fuck?

Also, even when in low-G, you can still somehow magically alter your trajectory mid-jump. I don't think my spacesuit is equipped with maneuvering rockets, is it?

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

Got a special quest after breaking the law and going to jail on Phobos. My class is Gangster so I got some unique dialogue options. Pretty cool.

 

[mondblut]

Alright, this is genuinely quite sweet. Refreshing change of pace after BG3's disappointing "romance" that was all casual sex, kinky jokes, and offensive pornographic shit.

Looks like the romance options in Starfield just let you say nice things like this to them.

This is the most cringeworthy screenshot in the history of videogames.

 

[Alienman]

Clicked on this guy's channel, immediately saw this:

Also a few people got timeout'd for saying "woke" after this dialogue, just so you know that this guy is not only uglier than sin but also a massive faggot.

He looks very happy™ to be playing Starfield.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

The game looks so much better without the NPCs' googly eyes.

 

[Alienman]

Alright, this is genuinely quite sweet. Refreshing change of pace after BG3's disappointing "romance" that was all casual sex, kinky jokes, and offensive pornographic shit.

Looks like the romance options in Starfield just let you say nice things like this to them.

What about having sex with the jetpack on? What happened to that?

 

[Rhobar121]

The game looks so much better without the NPCs' googly eyes.

I'd be surprised if it looked worse.

 

[Fargus]

Clicked on this guy's channel, immediately saw this:

Also a few people got timeout'd for saying "woke" after this dialogue, just so you know that this guy is not only uglier than sin but also a massive faggot.

He looks very happy™ to be playing Starfield.

Yeah, i love all this shit eating suffering. Eat that slop, goyim lmao

On subject of space sodomy i guess.

Butt pirate in space lol. Butt space pirate?

 

[VerSacrum]

Alright, this is genuinely quite sweet. Refreshing change of pace after BG3's disappointing "romance" that was all casual sex, kinky jokes, and offensive pornographic shit.

Looks like the romance options in Starfield just let you say nice things like this to them.

Beats the extremely unromantic Amulet of Mara thing at least

 

[Late Bloomer]

I have a big ship, a ranger's badge, and a girlfriend who's like fifteen years older than me! I'm living the dream!

Refreshing change of pace after BG3's disappointing "romance" that was all casual sex, kinky jokes, and offensive pornographic shit.

Oh my god. You can go back and get Supervisor Lin as a companion. Game's 10/10.

Did you resort to trolling now? Not sure you should be throwing stones at the BG3 degenerates. Sounds like you would fit right in.

 

[ind33d]

Whenever I see a black person in real life now I think of Starfield. Help

 

[MadMaxHellfire]

random fyi just for the sake of ranting because i might be wrong in this instance but i have a strong feeling i'm not: there's no bloom without atmosphere.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Screw the Starfield haters! I have a big ship, a ranger's badge, and a girlfriend who's like fifteen years older than me! I'm living the dream!

What the fuck is this? If I'm an intergalactic space explorer, I want to do the Kirk thing and bang blue and green thots across the galaxy. Not date your mom, I already do that in real life.

 

[Lemming42]

I already want to break it off with her but it's too traumatising. Every time I click the option that says "let's discuss our relationship", she says some shit like "I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LUCKY I AM! I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY" and I don't have the callousness to click the breakup option. I only promised to marry Sarah because I didn't realise Lin was about to come on board. This is a real disaster.

Best not to think about it and just focus on upgrading the ship instead. I've been cycling engine options for like three minutes to avoid talking to her.

 

[Sarkile]

I've been interacting with a lot of cuckervitards who are bitching about the pronouns in this game, and then go back to playing Baldur's Gate 3. I don't understand this.

 

[Butter]

I already want to break it off with her but it's too traumatising. Every time I click the option that says "let's discuss our relationship", she says some shit like "I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LUCKY I AM! I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY" and I don't have the callousness to click the breakup option. I only promised to marry Sarah because I didn't realise Lin was about to come on board. This is a real disaster.

Best not to think about it and just focus on upgrading the ship instead. I've been cycling engine options for like three minutes to avoid talking to her.

Bro, you've got outposts on like 6 million different planets. This is easy. They never have to know about each other.

 

[ind33d]

I've been interacting with a lot of cuckervitards who are bitching about the pronouns in this game, and then go back to playing Baldur's Gate 3. I don't understand this.

the pronoun shit would make sense if the game had aliens in it. has anyone looked at the code to see if the random NPC generation was originally supposed to have space n*ggers instead of regular ones?

 

[likash]

Clicked on this guy's channel, immediately saw this:

Also a few people got timeout'd for saying "woke" after this dialogue, just so you know that this guy is not only uglier than sin but also a massive faggot.

He looks very happy™ to be playing Starfield.

He is dying inside because he has to shill while looking objective when he makes the review. Bethesda even sponsored his first 2 hours of gameplay. This dude actually plays the games and knows that Starfield is bland garbage. You can't justify paying 70$ no matter how well you shill. Quality wise it's a 20$ game branded as this great game and shit that's never been done before.