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RPG Codex Ghost
This is the story of a boy named Casper and about a ranked game in solo queue. The story starts simple enough for the boy and his 1560 rating - but we promise you, dear readers, that it is worth the read. It is a tale of woe, retardation and a bit of lulz. However, if you value your sanity, turn back now. For Phage however, the read is mandatory.
Today, Casper logged into LoL. He just wanted to play with some friends. Unfortunately, Casper has been having some problems with his clients as of late - at random times, LoL will keep disconnecting in the client. This problem only happens while he is not in a game - should he succesfully get into a game, everything works fine. However, the problem usually keeps Casper from actually getting into a game. Today, Casper had that problem. He rebooted his computer and decided to try a normal game with randoms first while his friends played a match. By mistake, Casper clicked Ranked solo queue, and before he realized it, he ended up in champion select.
Horror grasped our Danish friend's heart. He sat paralyzed in front of his computer. Magnifying his dread was the fact that he couldn't speak to his team-mates nor, when it came to his pick, select any champions. He also realized that he was last pick - indicating that he was the lowest ELO of everyone on his team. Saddened, Casper decided that the only right thing to do was to exit LoL, taking a -10 penalty to his ELO. He could not bear to cause a loss for both himself and his team-mates. Dutyfully he clicked the X at the top right corner of the screen, and went to fix himself a comforting sandwich.
When Casper returned to his computer but two minutes later, he found to his surprise that the client had been hanging on the "loading to exit" box - it had not quit! Nervously, he alt-F4'ed and reopened LoL, and his suspisions were confirmed: the game had started, and he had gotten a random pick. Casper clicked re-connect, thinking that the only course left to him was to help his team-mates as well as he could. The client loaded, went into the game, and Casper's heart sunk as he saw his random pick:
VLADIMIR.
Ah well. Casper picked up a couple of potions and a bunch of wards, and went into the hardly pressed bottom lane, where his team-mate Tristana was pushed to the brink of death. It is at this point, dear readers, that we skip ahead in the story by using a graphical illustration to show how the game went. By now, however, I'm sure you've all guessed it:
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-...AAAAAAAACh0/pAhgkUM1Lqw/s1280/Clipboard01.jpg
1600+ SOLO QUEUE NOT RANDOM AT ALL LOLOLOLOLO SUPPORT VLAD CLEARLY OP
Seriously
I only took kills that would have otherwise gotten away, I never last-hitted unless I was the only one around, and I spammed wards, bought oracles, and bought GP5. Our Shaco was really, really good, but he derped after the beginning (got overconfident) and the rest of my team was pretty derp the whole time. The match was basically a coin-flip. I had the best score by far in the game though...
So, did support-Vlad carry a game because of my skill-level alone, as Phage would have you believe? I say no. I sure as hell would be able to carry myself out of ELO hell if I could steadily carry a team to victory with fucking support Vlad. I won, of course, because there are nine other players in the game, and their actions dictate as much, sometimes a little more, sometimes a little less, of what is going to happen in the game as I do. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW A TEAM GAME WORKS.
also lol most anectodal piece of information on this topic yet
Today, Casper logged into LoL. He just wanted to play with some friends. Unfortunately, Casper has been having some problems with his clients as of late - at random times, LoL will keep disconnecting in the client. This problem only happens while he is not in a game - should he succesfully get into a game, everything works fine. However, the problem usually keeps Casper from actually getting into a game. Today, Casper had that problem. He rebooted his computer and decided to try a normal game with randoms first while his friends played a match. By mistake, Casper clicked Ranked solo queue, and before he realized it, he ended up in champion select.
Horror grasped our Danish friend's heart. He sat paralyzed in front of his computer. Magnifying his dread was the fact that he couldn't speak to his team-mates nor, when it came to his pick, select any champions. He also realized that he was last pick - indicating that he was the lowest ELO of everyone on his team. Saddened, Casper decided that the only right thing to do was to exit LoL, taking a -10 penalty to his ELO. He could not bear to cause a loss for both himself and his team-mates. Dutyfully he clicked the X at the top right corner of the screen, and went to fix himself a comforting sandwich.
When Casper returned to his computer but two minutes later, he found to his surprise that the client had been hanging on the "loading to exit" box - it had not quit! Nervously, he alt-F4'ed and reopened LoL, and his suspisions were confirmed: the game had started, and he had gotten a random pick. Casper clicked re-connect, thinking that the only course left to him was to help his team-mates as well as he could. The client loaded, went into the game, and Casper's heart sunk as he saw his random pick:
VLADIMIR.
Ah well. Casper picked up a couple of potions and a bunch of wards, and went into the hardly pressed bottom lane, where his team-mate Tristana was pushed to the brink of death. It is at this point, dear readers, that we skip ahead in the story by using a graphical illustration to show how the game went. By now, however, I'm sure you've all guessed it:
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-...AAAAAAAACh0/pAhgkUM1Lqw/s1280/Clipboard01.jpg
1600+ SOLO QUEUE NOT RANDOM AT ALL LOLOLOLOLO SUPPORT VLAD CLEARLY OP
Seriously
I only took kills that would have otherwise gotten away, I never last-hitted unless I was the only one around, and I spammed wards, bought oracles, and bought GP5. Our Shaco was really, really good, but he derped after the beginning (got overconfident) and the rest of my team was pretty derp the whole time. The match was basically a coin-flip. I had the best score by far in the game though...
So, did support-Vlad carry a game because of my skill-level alone, as Phage would have you believe? I say no. I sure as hell would be able to carry myself out of ELO hell if I could steadily carry a team to victory with fucking support Vlad. I won, of course, because there are nine other players in the game, and their actions dictate as much, sometimes a little more, sometimes a little less, of what is going to happen in the game as I do. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW A TEAM GAME WORKS.
also lol most anectodal piece of information on this topic yet