NETFLIX’S RESIDENT EVIL SERIES WILL STAR WESKER’S DAUGHTERS BILLIE AND JADE
Posted on
January 30, 2020, 3:30 am By
Billy D
Netflix’s
Resident Evil series sounds woke and annoying, and I’m almost willing to bet one or both of Wesker’s daughters – born to different mothers – end up being annoying, insufferable lesbians who you can’t wait to see get offed.
The details come from a now retracted story from
Splash Report.
But Netflix is filled with idiot diversity hires with low a I.Q., and forgot that articles are cached on search engines, so while those fools requested Splash Report to remove the story, we’ll just link you to the full details via the
web cached archive.
You can read the full story there.
I’m not going to repeat verbatim what Splash Report wrote because a lot of it isn’t worth rewriting and is more angering than inspiring.
But the short gist of it is that the series takes place across two timelines and is obviously a female-led series starring half-sisters Billie and Jade, born from two different mothers but sharing the paternal bloodline of
Resident Evil series regular villain, Albert Wesker. Given that this is Netflix, don’t expect both of them to be pure bloods.
The first part of the timeline takes place in 2022 as the viral outbreak begins to wreak havoc on a global scale. Wesker takes his two daughters to a pseudo-utopian town ran by Umbrella called Raccoon 2. The company is continuing to run experiments and testing, but obviously things go wrong. The series attempts to completely overhaul Wesker’s character as an older man (reportedly in his 60s) who is trying to raise his daughters while carrying out Umbrella’s demands.
The descriptions for both Billie and Jade are already unbearably cringe-worthy, hitting all the typical tropes of every feminist-led series on television and streaming services. Splash Report details the two characters as follows…
“[…] Jade is a wise-cracking, vulgar girl who is simultaneously charming and annoying to people around her. She seems to make friends rather quickly and is incredibly friendly. In direct contrast with her sister, Billie, who is antisocial and shy- she also has a crippling anger management problem. The dynamic between these two is central to the series, bouncing between love and hate- classic sibling rivalry. And their differing perspectives on their father create some interesting conflict for the show to explore.”
The lesbianism is already oozing off these two rejects, not unlike those other mannish-twins from
Wolfenstein: Youngblood, where they replaced B.J’s son with two fraternal twins who act extremely masculine, and very much like lesbians.
It’s the typical subversion trope: put two females in roles usually dedicated to males, have them act manly, and then hook them up with women.
It’s become a tired and repetitive story beat across all of media.
Screw anybody who justifies it.
Anyway, the second half of the story takes place in 2036, after the world has been ravaged and 6 billion people have turned to zombies. Only small pockets of humanity exist and Jade is researching the zombies in order to find out more about them.
There’s a boss battle against a giant caterpillar zombie, and a group of survivors who come to Jade’s aid, but apparently they’re also evil.
Given that it’s a Netflix series, don’t expect any straight white males to be heroic in the show. Expect a bunch of half-breeds and immigrants to be propped up as heroes. And expect one of, or both, of the leads to be lesbians, because… Netflix.
Screw this show.
(Thanks for the news tip xrnzaaas)
