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Decline PS4 wins the console war against XboxONE, yet it is a hollow victory as Consolesdämmerung is upon us

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Blizzard on ps4? shit got real

edit: "console development is in our blood" - that explains things
 

Dexter

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Blizzard is decline incarnate nowadays, but I expect Diablo 3 Announcement and possibly Cross-Platform MMO.
 

Zed

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Codex USB, 2014
HAHAHA

diablo 3. what a fucking joke.
"runs great, looks great..." - but still shit.
 

Hobo Elf

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Sony is so out of touch. Lots of casual shit, Crapcom trying to get a piece of the Souls pie with their pre rendered video with a UI slapped on to make it seem like a gameplay vid, Square showing us an old video we saw ages ago and announcing that they'll have an announcement in E3, Watch Dogs which was scripted up the ass and Diablo 3. Shit I can't stop laughing.
 

sea

inXile Entertainment
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I love this Activision guy. He's like the ultimate personification of the company. White, ratty, 5 foot tall, greying hair, sallow, looks and talks like a stockbroker who only sees daylight once a week. Boring, like he's never even seen a videogame before. Tells you everything you need to know about them.
 

sea

inXile Entertainment
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Also FUCK THIS FUCKING

I am fucking tired of people telling me how "awesome" and "amazing" their games are going to be. All they are showing is slightly prettier first-person shooters with the same fucking depthless, boring-ass popamole gameplay, the same old awesome-button shit... it's like they're afraid that if they don't stress how great their games are going to be, people will be underwhelmed (as they should be). If I can call your stupid shitty game trailer like a football game and tell you exactly what's going to happen, and how, 10 seconds before it actually does... you have failed as a game developer.

WELCOME TO CITY 17

WALK AROUND IN THIS EXTREMELY LINEAR INTERACTIVE CUTSCENE

PLEASE CALIBRATE YOUR HUD, SIR

OH SHIT, SUDDEN EXPLOSION, VIOLENCE AND CHAOS

I GOT THROWN ON THE GROUND, HOW INTENSE

HEY I CAN HEAR MY HEART BEATING

SLOW FADE IN TO REALITY, DON'T FORGET THE SLLOOOOOOOOOOW MOTION

AFTER TRAUMATIC INJURY AND GETTING THROWN ON MY ASS, INEXPLICABLY I HAVE A GUN AND CAN START MOWING DOWN BAD GUYS WITH EASE

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

:mob:
 
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Divinity: Original Sin 2 Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
PS4 Big fucking nothing.

Social, emotionally engaging, coming up next Tor from Bioware on your console!
Microsoft presentation will be worse nevertheless.
 

sea

inXile Entertainment
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Man, I would have thought console announcements would get better over the years, but no. All we get is marketing bullshit, vague promises of great features that we can't actually see in action, pre-rendered nonsense, game footage taken from PC builds that will have to be downgraded to run on the actual hardware, and then on top if it, we get neither the official price point, release date, or even a glimpse of what the thing looks like. Are you fucking kidding me, Sony? Really? This is it? Everyone already knew you were making a PlayStation 4, you didn't have to spend two hours telling us again.
 

fizzelopeguss

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Decent comfy looking controller, solid hardware and an x86 chip, that's the real shit that mattered here. No price though, that'll be for e3 which is on life-support these days.
 

Mortmal

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Hahaha exclusive DLC announcement at a console announcement. Welcome to 2013.

But the dlcs are predownloading on your ps4 before you ever think of buying them cause of their sophisticated social system. Thats the new shit.
 

DalekFlay

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I took two things away from all that as a PC gamer:

1. Watch Dogs looks great.

2. Fuck I need a lot of RAM in my new PC this Fall.
 

Tehdagah

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Meh, no Little Big Planet 3.
 

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