Also FUCK THIS FUCKING
I am fucking tired of people telling me how "awesome" and "amazing" their games are going to be. All they are showing is slightly prettier first-person shooters with the same fucking depthless, boring-ass popamole gameplay, the same old awesome-button shit... it's like they're afraid that if they don't stress how great their games are going to be, people will be underwhelmed (as they should be). If I can call your stupid shitty game trailer like a football game and tell you exactly what's going to happen, and how, 10 seconds before it actually does... you have failed as a game developer.
WELCOME TO CITY 17
WALK AROUND IN THIS EXTREMELY LINEAR INTERACTIVE CUTSCENE
PLEASE CALIBRATE YOUR HUD, SIR
OH SHIT, SUDDEN EXPLOSION, VIOLENCE AND CHAOS
I GOT THROWN ON THE GROUND, HOW INTENSE
HEY I CAN HEAR MY HEART BEATING
SLOW FADE IN TO REALITY, DON'T FORGET THE SLLOOOOOOOOOOW MOTION
AFTER TRAUMATIC INJURY AND GETTING THROWN ON MY ASS, INEXPLICABLY I HAVE A GUN AND CAN START MOWING DOWN BAD GUYS WITH EASE
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