Major_Blackhart
Codexia Lord Sodom
Well that won't be believed. We can't talk our way out of a burning bag.
It's either that or we pull off a Tuco and go "We wanna enlist, General!"Well that won't be believed. We can't talk our way out of a burning bag.
Yeah that'll end well too. Strangers out of nowhere randomly toss decapitated heads into a gathering of scared citizenry.We have some bandit heads, we could show them those.
Me or Isaac could talk to the Mexican sheriff's deputy.
If I talk to him, I think I will only lose one point (for being a woman,) putting me on 6 CHR -- still better than you other two guys.
Bill said:Bill spits on the Sherrif's hardwood floor, declining a seat out of sheer cussedness more than anything.
"Out a yer joorisdictshun eh? OUTTA YER JOORIDSICTSHUN MY FOOT! They was in these here pairts at one point I reckon. You's represent law an' order! Sharf, I hails from Bleedin' Kansas, whar I saw good boys die on account a niggers, an' I done took up in the rockies some til it got too damn polluted with folk, not countin' them Blackfoot an' Crow savages. I don' know much, but I tells you what I's know. I's a man that knows you taint even looked this here dead feller in the eyes afore you ses you don'ts know his hide none. You takes it up an' looks at it, an' you looks at me then an' tells me you don' know this nigger lovin' polecat none! An' I'll smile an' say 'Far thee well Sharf', an' jes mosey on down to the next buildin' over, an ast them the same! An' I'll keep on astin' til I gets the truth! I knows he done come through here. Ain' nowheres else he coulda come from. An' if'n you's wantsta stick her head in a praire dog hol, well so be it, but don't keep yer ass in our way none neither. I'll have my justice, thankee much!"
Bill said:"We come up on these skunks out a few days from here. Out past a resting post. Was a cemetary ah 'spose. Ol' battlefield. I tain't from these here parts, so's ah don't reckon I knows the name of it none. Thar looked like an ambush a' settlers done already taken place, so what was once four of us," Bill holds up four fingers for emphasis, "heads down inta the rooins ta see what's worth what. From thar, we got waylaid Sharf, waylaid I says, by this'n here, them two dead thar, an' three more who done fled like yellow bellied cowards on horseback. They was waitin' fer us, but lost thar nerve once this biggun here on yer desk done kicked the dirt. From what I's can tells, they was waylain folks already. But we had ta tend ta our dearly departed, ya understen, so's needless ta say we's wasn't in too big of a mood ta investeegate none."
Bill said:Bill Williamson takes off his bearskin cap an' holds it over his chest in a solemn way. Breathing deeply, he speaks proudly.
"Sharf, I thankee fer the coin, an' fer tellin' us a' the sichea-situa- jackpot yer finds yerself in. Me an' mine, well we's always been on the side a law an' order, an' I's pologiz fer my temper afore, on account a my murdered hermano. Ta make up fer my cussedness, I offer ta take this here feller inta our group, and turn him on the path a' righteousness. I swears it upon my hearty bosom Sharf, that you be seein' a changed feller, an' a decent member tha' commoonity that don' sleep in public nowhares. In addition, after we's rested, we'll come back this way an' offee air services some, an' seein' ifn' we can help yer town an' all tha decent folk in it."