Dead Guy
Cipher
- Joined
- Sep 12, 2012
- Messages
- 281
So this game has gone from DLC mill with reasonably good game play to a space where pretty much anyone can put their advertisement to keep getting Starbreeze monies, no wonder they could afford to promise shit if their steam group got 1.5 million members, I bet they wave that shit in idiots' faces and tell them yo man we can totally reach these kids with these make believe masks, they eat that shit up like it was cotton fucking candy. And sadly, THEY DO! Fuck, why aren't I an achievement-and-non-existent-shit salesman.
So now, in like a month, we've gone from Hotline Miami cross promotion (mmhmmm whatever), to John Wick (What, who? More like John Doe amirite?) to fucking Alienware. Why they haven't put in billboards for real shit in the game yet is beyond me. Someone give Mountain Dewritos a call.
Then again the last update I paid attention to changed the skills around so much that I just couldn't be arsed to learn what they all did again and put a character together, or how they made it so there's yet another way you need to farm another kind of point to assign this new arbitrary not skill but really a skill.
So now, in like a month, we've gone from Hotline Miami cross promotion (mmhmmm whatever), to John Wick (What, who? More like John Doe amirite?) to fucking Alienware. Why they haven't put in billboards for real shit in the game yet is beyond me. Someone give Mountain Dewritos a call.
Then again the last update I paid attention to changed the skills around so much that I just couldn't be arsed to learn what they all did again and put a character together, or how they made it so there's yet another way you need to farm another kind of point to assign this new arbitrary not skill but really a skill.