New Commie Gestapo Tyrant Policies of RPGCodex

[Roguey]

What?! SA?
My god, he truly is lost.

Haha yep.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3706905&userid=192618#post443150601

I don't think it's fair to use RPGCodex as an example of real people. They have a poisonous effect on the soul.

I would know, I posted there for about 8 years, had no interest in PoE, stopped posting there like a month ago and now I want the game

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...=192618&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post446959457

Codexers flipped their shit when Expeditions: Conquistador let you play as a woman. They also think Dwarf Fortress of all games is SJW propaganda for reasons I am not entirely clear on. Something has collectively broken any brain the Codex hivemind had left over the last couple of years.

To be honest I ended up finding this game so unmemorable I'm just surprised anyone is still talking about it let alone getting real mad about it, but hey. I really liked some stuff about it initially but it just wore off. Shame.

 

[Cassidy]

If all goon infiltrators here left forever too, this place would become 6,000,000% better.

 

[Infinitron]

Admiral Rimjob POOBUM was last seen:
Yesterday at 11:37 PM

 

[Dreaad]

Commie rule is all that protects us from the mudslime refugees!

We must create a border firewall! Increase the defense budget!
:russia:

 

[Irenaeus II]

Anime Communism was a mistake.

 

[tyrannosaurus rex]

So, um, why do you and tyrannosaurus rex have the same avatar?

I called him out on his previous avatar being a desperate attempt to validate his disgusting body and garbage genetics. So he changed it to mine in attempt to revert the irony on me.

 

[Irenaeus II]

Why is he not a productive member?

 

[Akratus]

Submit your queries to me, the head of the un-codexian activities commission. Heil Dark Underlord. Justice prevails.

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

I shitpost a lot

 

[Irenaeus II]

I have to push the pram a lot.

 

[Morkar Left]

wow, 6 pages already...

 

[butchy]

Whatever happened to the guy that was from East Providence and I think helped start Tacticular Cancer? We were internet buddies (I have trouble remembering names). Is he still around and can he unban me? Was the conservative French cop guy staff? Is he still around and can he unban me if East Providence guy isn't here anymore?

I know the current staff are having fun toying with my emotions so I dedicate this song to you-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V4Pdhf5Wkc

Why don't you chew on that, staff!

 

[Grimlorn]

God damn the autism is strong with this one.

 

[butchy]

You have absolutely no idea just how strong it is with me, toughguy. I'll give you a hint - it is more than average amount of strong. I am most likely severely autistic and also have an out of control case of anal warts that are causing my butt hole to not seal properly thus resulting in anal leakage. I have to put a period pad in my underwear to stop the anal leakage from showing through my pants (which are stupid, by the way).

 

[Grimlorn]

How can you tell I'm tough? Can you sense it? Can you sense the extraordinary difference between us? That's quite a feat.

 

[butchy]

How can you tell I'm tough? Can you sense it? Can you sense the extraordinary difference between us? That's quite a feat.

Most internet bullies are toughguys, toughguy. While the cyber bullying toughens the heart, the angry typing is stupendous kinetic exercise that gives them toughguy muscles. I bet you wear tank tops made of net and harem workout pants with a zebra stripe print. I strongly suspect your hair product of choice is pomade, and you call sneakers tennis shoes.

 

[Grimlorn]

I've never cyber bullied anyone in my life. Don't be such a sensitive Sally. Also everything you guessed was wrong except for the part about my amazing toughguy muscles. I'm disappointed.

 

[butchy]

Okay, I got it this time. A T-shirt tucked into tapered, somewhat skinny jeans, with brown faux-loafers and a suit jacket with patches on the elbows. Your preferred hair product is Net hairspray.

 

[Grimlorn]

hehe nope. I can't wear skinny jeans my legs are too big from all the muscles I have in them. I don't use hair products either.

 

[butchy]

Okay. I'm pretty sure I will nail it this time. Bret Farve jersey, Yankees cap, cargo shorts, and Birkenstocks. Sometimes you put your sunglasses above your visor, because its super cool. This look lets the ladies know you love sports but yet are very casual, laid-back semi-hippy, ready to throw a frisbee or hacky some sack on a whim, but not on Sundays during the game ladies! You sometimes utilize a fanny pack which could hold various items such as sun block, an epipen, a lighter, a hummel figurine your gammy left you before she died of an acute aneurism, small scissors, and tweezers.

Bam. Nailed it. I truly have a gift.

 

[Irenaeus II]

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by SME.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Haha yep.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3706905&userid=192618#post443150601


http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...=192618&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post446959457

It could be worse. I could still think PoE was good having played more than a few hours of it.

 

[butchy]

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by SME.

It was the elastic heart video. I'll find a different one. Here-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZGAExj-es

 

[Akratus]

Elastic heart? Sounds deadly. True emperor loving warriors have two hearts.

 

[butchy]

This is a better version of your video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfBdGT4dn4E