Thank you for not being a hate-mongering infantile. Your kind words are much appreciated. I apologize for any heartache, headaches, or hassle I have or will now cause you or the other normal staff at RPG Watch. I appreciate all of your hard work day in and day out. You are good and decent people.
Just to clarify things – this puritanical witch hunt is over me using the word pervert in the title of one of my posts.
I just thought of something – why would I peacefully leave a place where I am under constant assault from extremely stupid, close-minded, intolerant, hate-mongers? All I have ever tried to do is bring laughter to the few, and what do I get for it? Personally assaulted by dimwitted nincompoops. I can forgive pretty much anything but stupid people really get to me. If any of you intolerant fucking idiots had at least an intellect of around average it wouldn’t bother me - but you are so fucking stupid it literally hurts my brain. So I will not go gentle into that good night. Please remember you brought this on yourselves.
Celticfrost – first off, I am completely against people bringing other people’s kids into arguments. It has no place in civilized discourse. It is surprising someone would use their children as the reason for their hate-mongering too. Since you started it and since when stupid, small minded, hate-mongers paint someone as a monster that person has reason to become a monster I shall be a monster and make an exception to my rule in your case.
No one wants to molest your retarded kids. It’s a scientific fact only normal kids get molested. Even sexual perverts deranged enough to be attracted to children are repulsed by droopy-eyed down syndromey children like yours. I assure you, your kids are completely safe from sexual predators and you can rest easy knowing it is not something you are they need to worry about.
If I ever am unlucky enough to run into a stupid fuckface like you in real life I’d probably kick your fucking teeth through the back of your head and piss on your face while laughing. And then give you a wedgey and a wet-willy for good measure. Second off, you’re a huge fucking pussy, intolerant hate-monger, and a true and unrepentant idiot far too stupid to even understand just how stupid you are. Fuck you, fuck your kids, fuck anyone stupid enough to have babies with you, fuck your mother, and fuck her mother, and fuck your 18 generations. I say good day to you, sir.
Pibbur who – I know who…Pibbur who’s a fucking idiot and extremely weird. Didn’t you claim to be a Medical Doctor? Sure, I guess if your country has no requirements or standards, such as forming complete sentences or knowing things. “Pibbur will now shake a shrunken head at you and chases the evil spirits away!” I hope you get AIDS and die of pneumonia you close-minded judgmental fuck. You are just like a duck billed platypus – you are not only extremely weird, but you are also confusing and unnecessary.
Ripper – Your analogy was amazing. Your intellectual prowess is staggering. Also, of course you were a bartender - most know-it-all dickheads are (or were). It takes a special sort of asshole to want to think they are important while pretending they are in charge of a bunch of drunken idiots and apply for and accept a bartender job. But that doesn’t mean I’m not proud of you, because I am. Damn proud. I also have an analogy to share. When I was President of the Universe there was someone with the personality of a bartender…yadda yadda yadda...and then I fucked his face holes. Do you know who finds you amusing? No one, you dour piece of shit. Please commit suicide as the word needs less party-pooping philistine sycophants.
Well, I guess this is goodbye. You guys have fun being intolerant, self-righteous, close-minded hate mongers and I shall try to have fun being banned. I’m officially taking my toys and going home. If Dhruin ever shows back up will someone please tell him I said congratulations on the marriage and that I said to say hello and was chased away by a bunch of hate-mongering raving maniacs. That would just be swell and thank you. Also, goodbye to the few I have brought joy to. You made it all worthwhile. Thank you for not being close minded, humorless, self-righteous, assfaced, hate-mongers. TTFN.
Post Script: This felt really good and I thank you all for the chance to get some of this shit that has been bothering me off my chest. I really, really appreciate it. Such a relief! I feel like I am in a Calgon commercial. I hope there are some good responses that cut me deep by the intolerant intellectuals here that hate anyone trying to be colorful, and I’m sorry I won’t be checking back for them. That does not mean you shouldn’t try real hard though.
I found an article that explains why you guys are so vengeful and hateful
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/09/the-coddling-of-the-american-mind/399356/