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ScubaV

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Lol @ fagdex comments and butthurt about Arlin and then running away screaming from a milf. Sure she's 52, but she's still pretty hot by description and she sure as hell knows a lot more about bedroom activities than some maiden that could do no more than awkwardly blush while Erd fumbles around with his own inexperience.
 

Nevill

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I'll flop to F>E to give F a fighting chance if there are more people willing to try it.
 
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lightbane

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After reconsidering my votes, I'll swap these to: H>D>B>F
While going against the mage is lulzy, that's probably what he's expecting us to do. Therefore, ignoring him for the moment may give us some time while he decides whether to strike us now or later. However, at least that way he's more likely to consider us as a "mere" Demonic Weapon user rather than as a monster/non-human. Besides, if I'm not mistaken so far we never took the "do nothing" choice. Perhaps now it's the time to do so and wait what happens. I'm sure the hat's magic will make someone inevitably come to us sooner or later. Failing that, the other choices are fine too.
 

Nevill

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Well, to be fair, expecting someone to do something does not mean one wants it to happen. The mage prefers to steer clear of us and just glare from afar. Barbatos is probably right, he and his pet demon (or vice versa - who knows what their relationship is like) must be afraid of us, as any careful planner would be afraid of a violent wildcard that came seemingly out of nowhere. He might not want to speak with us, which may grant us an advantage if we do force our company upon him.

It's not like people have some kind of monster detector implanted on them - the only one who figured us out so far was Zayan, and she only managed to do this by scent - and she didn't know what to make of it, too. That's coming from someone who can recognize any known species by scent. I am fairly certain that our disguise will hold... at least, if Barbatos keeps himself in check. Yeah. >_>
 
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ScubaV

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"Ewwww gross, get away from my six foot pole. What do you think I am, a fag? I wonder if Farland wants to practice some lance-fighting later."
 

a cut of domestic sheep prime

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gilf != milf

And the hollywood pics mean nothing. We won't have access to photoshop and a team of talented makeup artists - or viagra - when the time comes to actually seal the deal with granny.
 

ScubaV

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This is a fantasy setting, anyone who's considered attractive gets all the benefits photoshop and makeup could provide and more by default. I think you guys may have more in common with our good protagonist than I thought. +M
 

Esquilax

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Arlin is too closet-Theseus to actually be useful.

Indeed, the updates from way back seem to confirm this:

Arlin, on the other hand, was a surprise. He had not killed a single foe, and certainly did not try to. Yet, you have this feeling that you could have not watched after him at all and he might still have come out of it unscathed. He moved around his enemies naturally, exposing weak points that would have condemned one or two of them to instant death at the point of his dagger, but yet he refused to strike. You are certain that he has a lot more talent than his sister in this aspect: his smooth footwork reminds you of the swordsmaster Layla, whose beautiful legs never failed to dazzle in combat. In fact, he probably has more talent for fighting skillfully than you do.

As we can see, the little shit already has a natural aptitude for stabbing people where they're vulnerable. It's only a matter of time until he starts following through once he accepts the mantle of the Theseus, as Naim and Theseus himself had done before him.

Jokes aside, Arlin wasn't exactly my first choice to pick as our plus one for the event, but I guess the silver lining here is that we might be able to get him more on our side. I was busy so I wasn't around for the vote, but you cunts should have picked Lucy.

I am not sure about talking to the criminally-connected Count Norvegis. We opted for magic, which, while useful, means that we don't have the clout, title and connections that would likely be more useful in putting together a criminal Empire. Before I scoffed at the idea of a lowly knightly title, but that kinda shit can really help if you want to go Michael Corleone. Being an inside man would have really been helpful here.

Guys, I really think that we should give C the proper consideration:

Fifth Prince Farstalt Yuiry (23). Is interested primarily in art and cares little for matters of the court. Child of Fowyl & Natasha.

Prince Farland, the youngest son, seems rather ambitious, but Farstalt seems content to simply drink and fuck his entire life away. While Erdrick is also a big fan of both of those things, he also realizes that a person like that, along with the titles that they possess, is a great person to manipulate and a good contact to start cultivating. The Queen and the Crown Prince are surrounded by people and are unlikely to give a fuck about some stranger and option D seems to imply that the three men are having a private conversation. My point is, those targets are tough and inaccessible, whereas you'll have an "in" with Farstalt if you are the sort who is fun to party with.

As for the Archmage, he definitely interests me, but given that this is a Methussian banquet, I'd prefer to rub elbows with the nobles and I have a strong feeling that our demonic weapons will make a second meeting inevitable.

Failing that, I'm willing to either roll the dice and see what happens in H, or attempt to make contacts for a criminal enterprise. Hopefully we can start learning how to create whatever this world's equivalent of meth is from the library and become a fantasy Walter White.

C > H > F
 

Elfberserker

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Flopping to C
While there are many interesting choices here between Milfs, Wizard using demonic weapon, good old criminal represantion and doing nothing, I think Esquilax is right to branch out our royal connection via artistic prince.
I know that all those are juicy targets, but you rarely get chance to make contacts with royal family, while I am sure that we will be able to find some other
representative of the nine finger criminal organization.

As for the mage? This feels one of those fate rivalry things, which has happened
thorough history like Xu Jing and Bai Jiutian.
We both fairly powerful mages with demonic weapons and both most likely fairly
ambitious....All it takes for rivalry to born is conversion to turn competition.
Not that it's a bad thing. Rivalries have been source of strength and entertaining for centuries and even odd alliance now and then between rivalries isn't uncommon.

Still I prefer making contacts with royalty, maybe we can impress artist prince with prettiest girl from Erise:salute::salute::salute:
 

Nevill

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I will flop to C>H>F as well. :salute:

Counting flops three ways is not very fun.
asxetos H>E>D
Nevill C>H>F
Grimgravy H>F
wjw A>B>H
lightbane D>C>H>B>A>G
Kipeci E
profreshinal A
archaen A>E>F
Tigranes E>B
ScubaV H
Baltika9 F>E
Lambchop19 F>C
GreyViper A
Elfberserker C
Gobblecock F
Azira A
Jester D
Kz3ro E
TOME G>F>H>A
Esquilax C>H>F
Storyfag H
Rex Feral A>G>H>E
3man35 E

A - 6 (potentially 8)
C - 3 (potentially 5)
D - 2 (potentially 3)
E - 4 (potentially 8)
F - 3 (potentially 8)
G - 1 (potentially 3)
H - 4 (potentially 10)

If flops are counted to F

A - 6 (7)
C - 3 (1) Esquilax (F), Nevill (F)
D - 2 (1) lightbane (A)
E - 4
F - 3 (7)
G - 1 (0) TOME (F)
H - 4 (3) Grimgravy (F)

OR (if flops are counted to H)

A - 6
C - 3 (1) Esquilax (H), Nevill (H)
D - 2 (1) lightbane (H)
E - 4
F - 3
G - 1 (0) TOME (H)
H - 4 (8)

Which means (since A currently loses and it's between F and H)

A - 6 (3) wjw (H) archaen (F) Rex Feral (H)
C - 3 (1) Esquilax (H), Nevill (H)
D - 2 (1) lightbane (H)
E - 4
F - 3 (5)
G - 1 (0) TOME (F)
H - 4 (9)
 
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lightbane

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You know what? Screw it. I'll switch my votes once again just to annoy Nevill because I'm sure Fennick and Erd will be able to understand each other with little trouble. Hell, maybe he is not that lazy and is actually as cunning as Erd is. Therefore, my final votes are:

D>C>H>B>A>G

What's up with Theseus by the way? Some codexers here seemingly have developed a severe PSTD involving him and thus see that character (or reflections of his) everywhere. :lol:
 
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treave

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Note: Farstalt is the flighty artist. Fennick is the lazy womanizer. If you're looking for the boozing wastrel, he's the prince hanging out with Belbro. If you're looking for the sentimental poet-cum-artist laureate, Farstalt is your man.
 

lightbane

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Note: Farstalt is the flighty artist. Fennick is the lazy womanizer. If you're looking for the boozing wastrel, he's the prince hanging out with Belbro. If you're looking for the sentimental poet-cum-artist laureate, Farstalt is your man.

Thanks for the clarification. I'll swap my first two votes then.
 

a cut of domestic sheep prime

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What's up with Theseus by the way? Some codexers here seemingly have developed a severe PSTD involving him and thus see that character (or reflections of his) everywhere. :lol:
We've been over this with a backhoe. treave likes to throw in a Theseus or two from time to time. The closest comparison I can think of is Yandere in anime - except without the psychosis. Basically, they betray and murder on the off chance it will protect the person they love. Best to just kill them on sight.

People have gotten tired of me pointing it out even though I've been right every time. I've got the nose for it, you see. I'm like some sort of Theseus-finding version of the truffle pig. Except without the truffle part. Or the pig part. Shut up.
 

Nevill

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But mostly without the 'being right' part. :M

Still angry at you about everything Bai Juitian-related, bro.

What's up with Theseus by the way? Some codexers here seemingly have developed a severe PSTD involving him and thus see that character (or reflections of his) everywhere. :lol:
Theseus the person is the actual Theseus from Greek mythology, a hero that we encountered briefly in EPIC (see chapter 4, from 4.5 to 4.8). The Codex, being a bunch of dicks that we are, fed Ariadne (and her sister) a love potion to have a chance of beating the Cretes Labyrinth. Naturally, this created a conflict of interests that ultimately resulted in the protagonist's death, which the 'Dex promptly attributed to the first scapegoat they could think of.

Theseus the Codexian meme is a collective image of certain backstabbing types that will inevitably, somehow, dick our character over because of jealousy, overprotectiveness or some other feeling born due to love. Funnily enough, the term is a misnomer, as the original was a noble and honest type, and didn't really betray anyone. He was simply in a hurry to get back to his lover and thus mercykilled our mortally wounded character, not knowing that we were a near immortal being who could yet recover from even the most grievous wounds.

Another antagonist from the same CYOA, Naim, is what people usually mean by calling someone out on their Theseus-ness. Jealous, petty, overbearing, obsessive and generally despicable, yet still believing that his actions have a higher, nobler purpose. A redundant side of a love triangle that lacks the self-awareness to realize the truth about themselves.

Kyle is a shout-out to this character concept, if not an outright self-parody.
 
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