Louis_Cypher
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The worst purchase I ever made was a Nintendo console too. Against my better judgment and experience. I knew it was not worth it. They can have really bad value for money. Especially if you own any other major system at all, it destroys any incentive to get their few third-party cross-platform releases. Something like a £300 outlay, then £50 per game, which never seem to get discounted, and all you reliably get per-generation is one blockbuster Mario and Zelda; not a 1000s-strong monster catalogue full of hidden gems like the PS1, PS2, Xbox 360 or PS4. So a gamer buying first-hand, near launch, not resorting to emulators or anything, wanting the hardware, can potentially spend £450 on a catalogue of three games, and there is barely anything exclusive outside Zelda and Metroid to pull you in. You potentially get a three-game machine, never used again, for close to £500.The N64 was/is (I still have the fucking piece of shit at my dads lol) THE worst console I've ever owned hands down.
Contrast with an almost infinite back-catalogue library on PC, or a thousands-strong library on a classic Playstation.
Nintendo are famous for having lost their stable of third-party titles around the end of the SNES lifespan, either due to studio politics, or because the CD drive on the PS1 was more appealing to developers, due to the cheapness of CD printing, over cartridge making. The Gamecube was alright, the last serious time they competed with Sony or Microsoft head-on, but still no PS2. They tried to resolve it with the Switch by offering lots of download-store indie games, which is why PC stuff like Stardew Valley often appears on 'best Switch games' lists. The Steam Deck though, of course obliterates this small curated indie library.
It's like the outlay on a cheap gaming PC, for something of vastly less utility. £500 might be okay as a sacrifice for a dedicated gaming hobbyist, who wants original hardware for a host of reasons, but the final nail in the coffin, is that tiny exclusive catalogue of games. It's like daylight robbery when many retro machines have hundreds of solid games going for 10p on ebay. I don't want Nintendo to go bust or anything, they are a part of gaming culture, but it is completely pointless for 'experienced' gamers to own their machines, unless they are hardware purists. As others have said, it's also now Sony and Microsoft have made their consoles so PC-like that there is hardly any point owning one. I started out as a PC gamer, and it's looking like this generation I don't need a console for anything at all. I'm likely never buying a Nintendo system again, barring a major historical change in their business, or an utterly mad lineup of games.
I might post a few more loltard clickbait gaming lists:
15 Best PC Games Of All Time, Ranked (TheGamer, 2023)
15. Undertale
14. BioShock
13. Apex Legends
12. Sid Meier’s Civilization II
11. Baldur’s Gate II: Shadows of Amn
10. Persona 5 Royal
9. Minecraft
8. World of Warcraft
7. Grand Theft Auto V
6. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
5. Mass Effect 2
4. The Sims
3. Portal 2
2. Half-Life 2
1. Disco Elysium: The Final Cut
Need anything be said?
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