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That notepad was uploaded to pastebin, I remember looking through it. I ain't looking for it now though. Should be somewhere on discord or patreon.
 

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Insert Title Here RPG Wokedex Codex Year of the Donut I'm very into cock and ball torture
Made me buy Wiz 8 again and start replay it. Monastary is still the finest intro dungeon in any game. It has all the 'intro' of the BG 2 dungeon with none of the tedium/repetitiveness.

Party is

Lizard Fighter
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Hobbit Rogue
Hobbit Ninja
Mook Ranger
Elf Bishop
 

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You're in a hot desert when a friendly turtle walks past your feet. You kick it on its back and let the hot sun bake its insides. Why did you do that?

Why is it "friendly"? Turtles aren't friendly. At best, they are indifferent, at worst they might bite off your finger. And what's it doing in the desert? Not its natural habitat at all.

Very suspicious.
 
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Why is it "friendly"? Turtles aren't friendly.
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What about the Voight-Kampff test though.
You're in a hot desert when a friendly turtle walks past your feet. You kick it on its back and let the hot sun bake its insides. Why did you do that?
The results of a Voight-Kampff test are predicated on provoking an emotional response. I'm not sure these standard questions would work here. Better to tailor the questions for the unique psychological profile of a Codexer.

'You go to a restaurant with friends. Everyone at the table becomes increasingly uncomfortable in your presence. Their faces show disgust after you claim all turn-based games are trash. Why would you say this?'

'Your boss has the brilliant idea of dressing you up like an anthropomorphic fox to improve customer service. You like the feel of the costume so much that you take it home with you.'

'It's your anniversary. Your wife is in the kitchen cooking up pancakes while you take a moment to stretch out in bed. Your hand bumps into something underneath her pillow - it's a copy of Fallout 3, scented in another man's aftershave.'
 

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It's uncanny how much of stuff I've played he reviewed. I wonder if he'll ever review the original Wizardry, or Ultima Underworld. Temple of Elemental Evil review would be sweet as well, he basically almost reviewed all of Troika's work.
 

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Strap Yourselves In Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I'm very into cock and ball torture I helped put crap in Monomyth
What about the Voight-Kampff test though.
You're in a hot desert when a friendly turtle walks past your feet. You kick it on its back and let the hot sun bake its insides. Why did you do that?

But what if that turtle stole a package of swampweed from Khorinis?

The prompt didn't mention swampweed did it? ;)
Turtle's obviously high, it's walking instead of crawling.
 

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