Game journalists CRAP reviews.

[Ol' Willy]

wait, devil's advocate. in those first three videos they clearly play a fps with a pad. that's a torture, against geneva convention, and i'm willing to cut them some slack because i tried it once and played like that, or even worse.

I played Doom with pad on first PS in early 2000-s, doable. For the sake of experiment I did the same last year, with the cheapest pad ever and PS emulator. Finished the game on UV without much reloads (PS Doom doesn't have Arch-viles, though). Bear in mind, movement buttons on my pad weren't working at all and I was using left joystick, and left joystick was stiff as the gear stick on VAZ-2101.

Also, nobody forces this imbeciles to use pad. It takes a severe case of retardation to use a pad for a fucking FPS game.

 

[Cryomancer]

The guy has been a game journalist for 21 years. Twenty-one years. Two one. Now imagine the kind of brain damage you would need to have to be unable to learn how to play games effectively in two decades.

My last Job was to work with legacy codes with a very old system. I studied the required programming language during a single Weekend and did the test Monday, got selected. I just don't get. How someone works at playing and reviewing video games for decades and can't even proper jump in a platformer?