Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)

[GarfunkeL]

Good going! The end-game can be so ridiculously frustrating with the monster commanders.

 

[GarfunkeL]

Just remembered that the first time I didn't have the doukai-commanders or Takeda or Ran, not even Kenshin. Even normal difficulty was extremely punishing when Rance and Isoroku are your best commanders - I didn't know that the "ask for reinforcements" thing would get you new commanders

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

From my estimates I should finish the game somewhere around turn 93 -+1

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

If everything goes as planed that is.

 

[Mrowak]

I think I'm going to finish my playthrough at around 110 turn. :/

 

[Luzur]

wait...what?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Surprise penetration?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

Nothing happened between turns. Obvious Wolf is obvious.

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Turn #88

As you those 10 points are just around the corner.

Had to use an item to heal some of my units, the cost was something like 17k.

I noticed that the Cairo province had one of those “+5 lvl for Kentarou”, so I’m like why the hell not.

Time to get this Soul Binder business closed.

Now that was a bit easy.

Pinky and Brain are again thinking how to destroy the world.

Yeah, yeah. Bullshit yourself further. Everybody knows you are loosing.

As you can see another fucking problem just came out of the closet.

I don’t know why it says here that Japan will fall in 4 turns. In reality it’s something along the lines o 8 turns.

Might as well milk my Commanders for some extra end-game points while we are taking it easy.

Show time.

Some quite impressive numbers right there.

But not enough to stop me.

Straight to the point.

Battle!

Oh my God, another level 40. I’m just pissing my pants.

Nobody gives a shit bout your stupid name, just die already…



…so we can have some tasteful rape

Eeh?

Elephant?

From stone?

And good riddance.

Fuck you, I ued up all my AFs.

Sorry people, tasteful rape in the next turn.

End of Turn #88
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[Azira]

 

[ghostdog]

Bah, don't they know that the only way to cure the Soul Binder is penetration by Rance's Hyper Weapon ?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Besides, I doubt Rance would turn into a zombie.

 

[Mrowak]

Bah, don't they know that the only way to cure the Soul Binder is penetration by Rance's Hyper Weapon ?

update

Man, I remember skipping the whole thing on my first completed playthrough just because I attacked Morocco instead of South Africa and trigerred that event with the crying youkai. Each fight was a nightmere, without the win team such as you have.

And I lost count of the times Xavier handed my ass to me during the showdown.

Hehe, after Orochi business you should be able to steamroll him no problem .

 

[GarfunkeL]

Indeed! Good going WW, the end is at sight!

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Welcome to the limit!

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

Again, nothing happened between turns. The war starts to bog down.

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Turn #89

So yeah, the land is sinking. It’s a good thing that Orochi is dead because he would probably be uncomfortably cramped in his lair underground.

Right now I remembered that Senhime will leave us if we won’t let her fight, a thing to remember for the near future.

The next two AFs will got to acquiring 4 end-game points. Got to milk every character for what it’s worth now that I have time.

And now Ladies and Gentleman, this updated main event.

Rape, rape, rape.

Rape, rape, rape.

Rape

Big words.

This whole scene is so much more then it at first seems.

It’s also a text-book example on Submission.

This LP is turning out to be the most smug LP in history of humankind.

Now we have to use up the satisfaction bonus before it regresses. That’s because Sill is frozen and Rance is getting slowly frustrated.

End of Turn #89
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[Vaarna_Aarne]

Gentleman and a hero!

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

The next update still today.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Update inbound in...

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

5...

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

4...

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

3...

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

2...

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

1...

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

I let another attack on Cairo pass. One more to go… or so I thought.

For those losers who still didn’t play this godlike game, yes, there is a way to buy ourselves time so Japan won’t fall. Thankfully, it won’t be necessary in this time around.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #90

So we lose Satisfaction, damn Sill.

Let’s be a bastard this time.

What are the consequences of this choice? Don’t have a bloody idea.

Do you see it?

And now? 300! Points hitting ass and leg, oh God it’s heaven!

Unfortunately, my plan for reaching the last goal of colleting all Great Treasures fails because of a bug (at least I think it is). What happens is that I let the Demon Army take Cairo, I get the last treasure BUT the 10 points aren’t added and it still says “Incomplete” (it was still working a few days ago). I say “Fuck That” and decide to skip those 10 points.

Instead we are going for the End-Game, starting right now.

Still have some characters I can milk for points.

So we take the other option.

Running out of options?

Some truly biowarian choices.

No matter what you choose you still end in the same place. This is here probably to show how powerless you are.

We still have one last AF.

The next turn will be the last one in this LP.

End of Turn #90
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[WhiskeyWolf]

The last update still today. Rejoice brothers.